"Jediný Co Stoji Za To Studovat Jsou Technický Obory A Medicína"

The Secret History except the hospital Richard gets admitted to is run by the House MD team:

he comes in with terrible respiratory problems and with Henry doting on him the whole time

first disovery: he has pneumonia because he stayed in an room with a hole in the roof (duh)

second discovery: his lower abdominal pain is caused by an std he contracted from Henry who got it from Camilla who got it from Charles who got it from Francis who also gave it to Bunny (and that's why Marion doesn't like him)

third discovery: his digestive problems were due to Henry slowly testing a poison on him which he plans to use on Bunny

fourth discovery: the thing that bit Charles during the bacchanal gave him rabies. To counteract him, he needs mouse bites

final discovery: the biggest underlying cause of his problems was just being allergic to the type of chalk Julian uses or smth

this lyric in Noah Kahan's Homesick is the modern-day version of Richard meeting the Greek class:

so I read The Secret History...

(spoilers)

(art is by @ryegarden (here) and @malkettu (on IG))

"Henry and Bunny fought in Italy... I think Henry must have tried to sugardaddy Bunny into gay sex, that's the only logical thing that could've happened."

Richard "Straight" Papen please never change

První středoevropská drag queen

(bitva-u-Uherského-Broducore) (zdroj: bylo mi to odhaleno ve snu)

me everytime I use JSTOR for a college assignment

rychly vecerni sketchik ale dostal jsem vizi. jadrich dubinci

"They're Silent Generation! They should stay silent, but they keep yapping!"

twenty minutes in and this interview is already fruitful

rip Walt Whitman, you would've loved EruRi