So I'm Making An Opp-unity Playlist, Which Makes Me Want To Google Fashwave --> I Realize I Probably

so I read The Secret History...

(spoilers)

(art is by @ryegarden (here) and @malkettu (on IG))

rychly vecerni sketchik ale dostal jsem vizi. jadrich dubinci

brat summer this, brat summer that, I'm ready for Brat (1997) autumn where we wear big sweaters, eat watermelon, listen to Nautilus Pompilius and simp for Sergei Bodrov Jr.

(getting involved with gangs is optional)

rare Jan Zahradníček meme

(shoutout @willowmaidsworld :))

GUESS FUCKING WHAT

Šťastné Březnové idy všem maturantům, co si u ústních chcou vytáhnout starověký Řím (mně) (prosím).

(zjišťuju, že jsem nevědomky na Den pí upekla dort a na Březnové idy ho zakrojila, tak snad to přinese štěstí haha)

Za tenhle odkaz máš mě i můj dům zadarmo, je naprosto super :DD

A ještě mě napadá, nevypozorovalas od spřízněných osob nějaký nenářeční typičnosti? ("typičnost" by bylo banger sprostý slovo.) Myslím věci, který říkaj i lidi z měst, co se s nářečím nikdy moc nesetkali? (nevím, jestli to dává smysl - mně jednou někdo řekl, že lidi ze severu mluví oproti ostatním strašně nespisovně - tak něco v tom stylu :D)

Mám důležitý jazykový dotaz:

Když má svou typickou mluvu Praha, Brno, Ostrava, Karlovy Vary, Vysočina... Je něco typického pro severní Čechy? Myslím Ústecký + Liberecký + možná Královéhradecký kraj?

Napadá mě jenom používání více slov přejatých z němčiny...

🥺🙏🏻

destiel meme je občanská povinnost

Hear me out

We all know that the real reason Bertholdt Hoover didn't survive until the last scenes of season four was because Isayama knew that it was too late for Adrien Brody to play a 20-something year old Bomboclatt Heroin in a live action adaptation of AoT

Proč mi nikdo neřekl, že Lucie Vondráčková a Michal David spolu uvařili takový bangery?? 🤨

Doporučte mi prosím další český vypalovačky, co nejsou Víno od Chinaski 🥺🙏🏻

(A vypalovačkami jest myšleno cokoliv, co se vám líbí. Zvládnu i český rap 😌)

:))

Last Song: Comatose by sød ven

Favourite colour: I call it "military green" - not the camo pattern, but the average colour of military uniforms. And white (yes it is a colour). (oof, saying "I love white and military green" doesn't sound good now does it)

Currently watching: HOUSE MD LET'S GOOO MEDICAL MALPRACTICE!!1! And From Dusk Till Dawn, occasionally

Last movie: Probably The Mummy (1999)

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy: Ooh, I'd take salty haha. Like a nice pot of pasta or a juicy sandwich. I'm getting old.

Relationship status: still waiting for Alec Scudder fancams on Pinterest (that's single lmao)

Current obsession: Dostoyevsky, Dan and Phil, House MD... and writing more! :))

Uhhh @lesilence @jahodenka-angrestovka @zapisky-zavislaka and anyone who would like to :)

nine people i want to get to know better

very late because my ass is just distracted, but i was tagged by @nigesakis! thank you so so much! <3

LAST SONG? - your body, my temple by will wood.

FAVORITE COLOR? - red. but i also like black, gold and all the swampy greens.

CURRENTLY WATCHING? - still finishing up trust fx, and slowly going through one (or two) rewatches of the terror (amc). have been slowing down because i don't have the head for it or the time, sadly, i've been on the move this month, but when i'll settle down a bit i can't wait to go back to everything.

LAST MOVIE? - rewatched il gattopardo by visconti because it was on tv and i've been tempted to do so for weeks before that.

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? - savory, mostly. but i don't mind sweet unless it's too much, and i can handle some spicy until it triggers a rosacea flare up.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? - blessed to have the most wonderful, understanding, smart, handsome, interesting and devoted human being as a partner. he's my soulmate, i know it.

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? - iwtv, of course. also i specifically am very obsessed with the lemon biscuits i've been eating since i returned from home.

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? - details on how to clean plastic from limescale lol. wanted to make sure whatever i use won't ruin it.

tagging more than 9 people, ofc (no pressure, and sorry if you've already done this, i honestly haven't been keeping track since i'm not on tumblr much lately):

@apocoeurlypse @goodsirbeasts @georges-chambers @abrahamvanhelsings @gabriestat

@suricatesblog @troiades @wrenling @oulious @endof-vanity

@saintdundy @solittles @chiefsweetner @monstrousdaughter @scribl1ta

@mothofmay @homosneksual @holy-moth @evilios @mcfallen-god

@most-sane-hoyo-player @bpdlestatdelioncourt @attacus-atlas-the-moth