amylovessoul

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

My communist girlfriend is a real psycho….

How in the world did I miss all the red flags?

Precious Light

Prompt: You are born into a world where everyone is either good or evil. Connected to your world is a portal to a separate dimension where your exact double is born, only they are the opposite to you. You grew up throughout your life believing you were the good version of yourself, your parents are good, your friends are good, and you try to be good (with a lot of failed attempts). Then one day you go to a portal and meet your evil self. Only problem: He is the epitome of good, making you the evil one! Summary: Arthur meets you on the streets after a hard day. Description: I asked my friend for prompts and they gave me this so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Word count: 778 Pairing: Arthur Fleck & You Warnings: Cursing.

It was already night out, huh? Doesn’t that mean I have to go to bed…? Or maybe I shouldn’t, maybe I could stay up and watch something on TV. Hmm… Maybe I’ll take a bath, perhaps a cold one to not make the electric bill hell as it is. Or maybe I’ll go for a walk, see what I can do out and about…

I’ve tried laying down, that didn’t seem to work very well, nor did watching TV. Nothing seemed to be working… Why couldn’t I just do something I wanted to do for once? No, of course not. Why would I have that ability? To be comfortable where I am now? It’s laughable.

A walk will make my mind at ease. It’ll help with my antsiness. In theory at least…

So I got up, the dinner I barely touched left there on its plate to get cold as I stood and walked out the door. The feeling of relief to be out the house was… Strange. I left the apartment every day to go to my job, and yet I felt a sense of comfort when not being there.

I had gotten into the elevator and waited a good minute for the damn thing to work, cursing in my mind for the landlord to not put our money to fix the stupid place. I just wanted a place where I could be happy and with the people around me and the place around me… It was impossible to be in my dream emotion. I don’t need people in my life, that much was clear. But why did I feel something different with people who enjoy my company? I felt a sense of warmth, yet a strong feeling of fear… Or anger… Or sadness… I can’t tell! Everyone tells me to feel a certain way but make it so hard to do so. I’m in a battle with how to express this to people, express my feelings.

I know I can be a way if I force myself to, right? Take my meds and eat properly, right? That’s what all the doctors tell me, that’s what my mother tells me, that’s what everyone tells me. I would be a happier person if I could just force myself.

So what does that make me? A villain? A bystander? I’ve never been seen as someone who does bad things, I’m not that. No, why would I be? I’m not a bad person. I can’t be!

That was my thought prosses… Until I bumped into her. I stumbled back, hitting the ground below me hard as I fell. Bitting my tongue as I impacted with the ground, I cursed loudly and rocked myself softly in pain. Barking suddenly up at the person who I ran into, I was mid-sentence when her orbs met mine. Her eyes brighter than the streetlights, the color of her skin practically shining in the night, it felt as if she was glowing all together. She was everything I thought I was and more. How was she just standing there? Looking at me with innocent eyes and wonder on her face. I wanted to know her name. I wanted to protect this… Thing. This precious light.

“Hey, you okay?” The sudden voice of the (h/c) haired girl broke my thoughts, the look on her face a mixture of confusion and worry, “Y-Yeah…” I half sighed back, the concern on her face slowly subsiding. Reaching out her hand, she offered it to me. Looking at it for a short second, I thought of the things I could say just then. Pulling my arm out, I locked hands with her. The feeling of warmth I had talked about earlier hit me like a train, the heat from her hand sending my freezing one chills.

Pulling myself up, I stood up and towered over her. The look of care still plastered on her face, “I didn’t mean to run into you, I’m so busy tonight I hadn’t-”

“No! … No, it’s alright.” I hushed myself, her expression turning to more relaxed smile, “It’s quite alright.” The both of us stood there for a second, me probably looking ridiculous as my face mimicked her smile, making her grin widen, flushed.

“I should be going now,” She said, looking down at the pavement and taking a step to my left, “I’m sorry again.” And with that, she quickly started to walk off. The instant feeling of dread washed over me, making me crave that feeling of warmth again. I didn’t get her name… I’ll make note of her looks, maybe see if I could meet her again. Meet this precious light.

@chubsterbubster

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records

Then the librarian told me to take it out.

@drunkidiotwriting

You are on a quest to right very wrong no matter how small or pointless inside your book of grudges. No matter how large or small you will go out of your way to meek out justice. Anything from genocide to farting in public is in your book. It’s very heavy.

@drunkidiotwriting

You rub a genies vase and out comes a very attractive genie. “What is your first wish?” the genie asks, bored.

“I want you to be my sugar daddy”

“Your wish is gr- Wait, what?”

You rub a genies vase and out comes a very attractive genie. “What is your first wish?” the genie asks, bored.

“I want you to be my sugar daddy”

“Your wish is gr- Wait, what?”

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All i did was make myself look like a guy by messing with my hair. And thats how he responds. Fine then P, i got you. I thought you were going to okay with it and think it was funny but nooooo you had to make me feel like shit because now even if i was a guy, i still wouldn't be attractive. Fuck me and fuck my life man

I guess i really didnt mean that much to him afterall. He never responded and when he finally looked at the messages, it was three hours later even though he told me he was up right after the first message. I guess i just need to let go and not care. Time to camp in my room until i get rid of these feelings. God i hate myself for even trying to be with him. I hate myself for ever even giving him the satisfaction that many girls like him at once. Fuck him and fuck his ex. Now she can stop being so fucking crazy because guess what? Hes yours. You got what you wanted.

I'm so tired.

It’s crazy how I can’t get you off my mind, but I doubt I’m even on yours.

I wish i didn't fall for you as hard and fast as i did. I hate myself for it. I want to die. I want to be ripped up and into shreds. I just dont want to exist anymore.

He just wants to be friends. Thats okay. Not like i loved you anything HAHA. After all we did too? Damn. I might cut too deep tonight.

He's starting to understand my feelings towards him texting his ex. I know its my fault, but ive dropped every guy that had ever dated, even if they were my friends before this. I don't think he knows this but i don't ever want him to know. I don't want him to compare me to her. I don't want to seem like another 'her'. Oh man i wish it wasn't so goddamn hot in room so i could self harm. Or i might just go to the bathroom for a bit. Take a bath ya?

Ill make sure he never finds the cuts.

I talked to him about it. He said that the reason why he doesnt ext me when they're hanging out is because she'll get mad and start something. Okay hold up. First off, she's an ex for a reason. Secondly, do you not think I'll get a little pissed off if you're talking to her in front of me? Cause oh boy you got that wrong. I dont want to control who he talks to because it is his life, but I just don't want them getting back together.

He told me because she's slowly changing that there might be a chance with them. I brought it up later that day and he said that there would be no chance because he loves me. What the fuck. Make up your mind now. I don't want to feel used. I don't want to feel like a whore. I don't want to feel like I'm just trash.

I wish he would stumble upon this one day and realises it's me typing. Maybe he'd be able to understand what goes through my head.

He doesn’t care about my feelings at all. He still texts his ex when hes in front of me but he wont text me in front of his ex. Now, who do you think he actually loves? Me or her? I fucking hate my life. I wish i died when i tried to kill myself in sophomore year. I hate all of this

He doesn't care about my feelings at all. He still texts his ex when hes in front of me but he wont text me in front of his ex. Now, who do you think he actually loves? Me or her? I fucking hate my life. I wish i died when i tried to kill myself in sophomore year. I hate all of this

I am begining to realize, once again, that i probably dont matter to the one i love. That hes probably just using me, saying that he loves me because my house is the safe place. I dont want it to be true, but he wont really talk to me when hes not here. I just want to be loved without having to work so god damn hard for it.

Im missing you so much right now. I want you to be here with me. I want to be in your arms for the rest of our lives because that is how i actually feel. I'm starting to, once again, imagine my wedding. I haven't done this in years because i didnt think id make it to 18. But here i am, thinking i wont make it to 20 anymore and being absolutly in love with your smile, your laugh, your dumb little quirks that you have, and the way you make me feel.

I just dont know if i am good enough for the love you say you have for me.

Trying to disinfect a pin so i could use it and my dumb ass slides my fingers on the pin and i hear the skin pop. Fuck man

If you need someone to talk to, just message me or send an ask :-)

He said he loved me during the night. I said are you sure. He said yes.

I dont know how to deal with it. I'm afraid that I love him too.

I really am so alone. I just want to die. I am meaningless. No ome actually cares, so why would I?

How I feel everyday

Im sitting outside, alone. All i have are my thoughts, but they arent very nice. I hope that the boy in my house would come out and talk, but I know he wouldn't want to talk to me. Who does? All i am is a horrible person and i don't deserve anything.

yeah sex is cool but have you ever had stable mental health for more than 48 hours

Did it hurt? Did I mean anything?

I fucking got triggered into a depressive episode when i watched pitch perfect for the first time last night. Seeing the two main characters not talk to eachother because of a fight is one of my biggest fears with me and the few people i do talk to. I hate myself lmao

I love you so much, but you wont ever know that.

"I wish I could've been the person child me would want to be like."

- Unknown