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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

Tons more at the source!

Twix: Was there a time when you should have thought before you said something?

Oh definitely! The foundation upholds to a very professional demeanor, so slang is general looked down on. However, there was one time I was running on my less than normal 2 hours of sleep, when I walked into the break room to get ready for a quick debriefing. Well, a researcher had asked me to pass him a small disposable plastic container of butter for his toast, and I almost out of instinct, tossed the butter at him yelling at almost top loudness "yeet". Needless to say I was given a very thorough talking to afterwards of my mannerisms....

Candy Asks

back with more lmao

The catttell 16 personality questionnaire

I was tagged by @pollyannisms.

Im tagging @o5-10. @o5oflies @arkfeather @codexcracked and whoever else wants to do this

Happy PRIDE month everyone!!!

Haha, weird thing outside my window go BRRR.

Gears: everyone just shut up...

Bright: HE'S GOING TO FIND US! EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Everyone:

???? : oh konny dearrrrr~

Kondraki: *scared out of his mind*

???? : oh what do we have here.. A closet?

Kondraki and bright: *muffled crying*

Gears, Iceberg and Crow: *confusion*

Rights: oh my god. *opens closet door*

SCP-939: :)

Bright: OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS ALT-

Clef: hey what did I miss-

Everyone: *SCREECHING*

Clef the doggo: *Unholy growing*

Bright: *Unholy screeching* GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH

Kondraki: it don't bite.

Bright: YES IT DO-

Happy belated 1 year anniversary of this blog!!!🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊

The doctor is in.

Do your habits betray you, little tiger?

A: I much more prefer "little lion", and B: only when the time is dire enough. Care to explain who you are?

I would like to make it known that I, Dr. Thompson, can now officially say that I can successfully use echolocation to navigate in the dark. No, I will not elaborate...

My Discovery.

Has anyone else really truly wondered who they actually are? I've always wondered if I was even human, since I was a child. I've known since i was a child that while my whole family was Christian, I was Pagan. Nothing has changed since then, not even after me uncovering the existence of SCP-343.

I am still a Pagan, however I now truly question my humanity. The other day, while I was setting up some protection wards, I was also thinking on a topic I had heard of: Blood Magic. I had heard that even some of the most powerful and experienced Pagans were hesitant towards it.

I wanted to try it, I wanted to prove that I too, was powerful. This was my biggest mistake, and yet my greatest discovery. Moments later, I had everything set up at my altar. I prayed to Hades, my patron God, to protect me, and to help me in this ritual. I did everything i was instructed to do. I created a small cut on my hand, and let the blood drip into the spiced and herbed water. I proceeded to drink said liquid, until there was no more liquid to drink.

I felt no different. The instructions had specifically quoted to call on a very powerful word the moment I was in any danger after the ritual was performed. I thought nothing of this.

The next day at work with the foundation, there was a breach. It was very minor, as a D-class had somehow escaped and was deemed unsafe due to acquiring a gun.

While I was finding a safe place to hide, I, of course, had the luck of running into said D-class. He was only a few feet away from me, when he held up the gun at me with a psychotic, shit eating grin. I outstretched my hands in a moment of panic, for any form of defense. I remembered my previous instructions, and called upon the ancient word.

My palms felt warm, and almost burning. A beam of light appeared from my hands, aimed directly at the D-class. Within seconds and a short ear piercing screech, the D-class was nothing more than a pile of ashes. After a few discussions with some higher ups, and some speculation, I was deemed a Type Blue.

My name is Dr. Thompson, I work for the SCP Foundation, and I still don't think I'm entirely human.

682: Everyone here will die.

999: Of fun :)

Hey look! It's me! ((Created Dr. Thompson avatar on pastelkatto art and dollmakers))

Cool! (Also my oc blog n-chaos might be more intresting then my main blog not trying to self promo just trying to comunacate while tired)

((Thats ok, thanks for the info!))

What pronouns do we use for you?

Well, i'm glad you asked! I go by she/her!

((OOC: Both me and Dr. Thompson go by she/her))

Ah, I see that now. How... Interesting. Do tell me, what is it like being a... Well... A wolf?

[werewolf-plunderphonics] thoughts on wolves

Powerful, majestic, and dangerous. Why do you ask?

[werewolf-plunderphonics] thoughts on wolves

Powerful, majestic, and dangerous. Why do you ask?

Help me get custody of my 10-year-old younger sister, who is currently with a ped0phile. My full story. 

If possible don’t ignore this, 1 reblog can save her.

This is not for you.

This is a post aimed at me and other people who constantly fall into guilt spirals over all the things they can’t do, and feel they should somehow magically be able to do anyway.

For me, and for the others, this is a gentle reminder:

- Posts asking for monetary donations are speaking to people who have money. Not your broke ass, still worrying how to buy food next month.

- Posts asking you to care about [extreme injustice of the day] are speaking to people who have energy to care. Not you, hanging onto your sanity by the fingernails. 

And, most importantly: posts telling you that you are horrible/cheap/awful/rude/unworthy/unlikable if you don’t pay/reblog/signal boost/care? Those posts can fucking die in a fire.

TL;DR: Posts asking for shit you are not physically or mentally able to give? 

THOSE POSTS ARE NOT FOR YOU. 

since Doctor Wondertainment is basically a parody of Willy Wonka, I hereby declare it’s canon that doctor Wondertainment’s father is a dentist who’s only anomalous ability consists of teleporting houses.

"Oh, uh, good bye? I guess???"

*The doctor stands there astonished of what her day has consisted of. She will never rest easy again knowing that this very situation could happen again to any unsuspecting soul. She reports to the head management about her out come, and swears to never eat another cupcake again.*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*