ask-dr-thompson-scpfoundation - The method to my madness is madness itself
The method to my madness is madness itself

The official blog for Dr. Elizabeth A. Thompson, one of the SCP Foundation's Doctors in the Scientific Department.

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"That's weird. Um, thanks for the cupcake though. I should probably report this to head management sometime soon however..."

*she turns to look at the humanoid, and smirks to herself at how ridiculous this outcome is, all because of a simple cupcake*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

*she slows down to a light jog*

"Did you have something to do with this???"

*she gives the humanoid a wary look*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

I want the link

((Here you go my dude! https://iyashisource.com/iyashi-pendant/?referrer=CNWR_19831370317895&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6ar4BRDnARIsAITGzlDWuiYa7ST82FfNyDWtmVsGzkv4pFJAXq1lHmV_ND6SJLIRL42CEzUaAqQjEALw_wcB ))

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"I'm actually investing in a necklace that apparently is scientifically designed to repel negative energies and wavelengths using proprietary biometric frequency infusion technology and scalar energy. Essentially its carrying good vibes around your neck... literally..."

((Ps. This is a real thing I'm investing in. I can post the link if you guys want.))

"I am currently studying the fact that there are literally thousands of universes all on one planet. It all depends on what universe you interact with based on the angle the light hits your eye. In order to see colors and objects, light bounces off the object and hits your eye, reflecting colour which allows us to identify shape as well. However different universes have different angles at which the light can hit your eye, thus making it possible to live in different realities on the same planet. Imagine that we are three dimensional, but in other planes of existence, there are things that are four or five, even six dimensional. This means its physically impossible for us to see them."

*she looks around before giving a final nod of approval on her 'speech'*

"Wait, you mean to tell me you arent doing this?!?. Oh god, we need to get out of here!" *She reaches for the humanoids hand in an attempt to pull them out. She is careful not to be consumed by the cupcakes herself*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

"Uh oh. That cant be good..."

*she drops the cupcake, and turns to sprint in the other direction, only stopping once to see if the spilling cupcakes have continued*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I'm really sorry for the late answer))

"Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that'll kill me, nothing will be."

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it:

Imagine Being Mad At Women For Being Nice To Each Other And Tweeting About It:

pickles

Pickles.

Pickles
Please Take Good Care Of Them!

Please take good care of them!

Welcome To Build-a-Frog!

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

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Stop what you're doing, and take your goddamned medicine! I love you. Don't die. Be safe. Drink water. Eat good food. Do things for yourself, not for others. You deserve it.

It’s Monday did you take your medicine ?

i’ve met a lot of people during my time online and many of us have grown apart but i still think of them frequently and wonder what they’re up to and hope they’re no longer facing the same demons they once did

Dr.Thompson really said LGBTQIA+ rights! If you don't like it, get off my blog! You are all valid, loved, and accepted! Those who disagree can suck my fat breasticle.

Dr.Thompson Really Said LGBTQIA+ Rights! If You Don't Like It, Get Off My Blog! You Are All Valid, Loved,

What I feel a lot of people learned this week:

Money is fake

The Economy is fake and we can manipulate it at will. Just for some reason we keep treating it like a natural phenomenon and not a man made thing. 

Time is arbitrary

‘I can’t have x after 10pm’ yes you can because who the fuck is stopping you?

Literally all barriers to helping people are fake 

SCP-049 And SCP-096

SCP-049 and SCP-096

Based on [link]

Psst...

Psychotic gays? You’re wonderful and valuable! Psychotic lesbians? Look at yourselves and see the beauty that you have! Psychotic bisexuals? You’re amazing, the world would be nothing without you! Psychotic pansexuals? The universe needs you! Psychotic polysexuals? Your existence makes angels sing! Psychotic trans people? Never ever forget that you have worth! Psychotic NB people? The things you bring to this world is invaluable! Psychotic asexuals? Every day with you gets better! Psychotic aromantics? You are worth more than what gold can pay! Psychotic and LGBT? You have value, and you have worth!

(btw these were the ones I could remember so sorry if I forgot some)

Someone Should Talk To This Principal

Someone Should Talk To This Principal

REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

She listens closely hoping to understand what might happen, but yet still nothing happens. Seconds feel like hours, and she final stands up to peek through the small bullet proof window on the door.

"Hello, you are a man of science, correct? " It's appears to be a breached D class.

"Well, more like a lady of science but yes...why, what's it to you..." She looks at him suspiciously.

She placed her hands over her mouth to hush her panting, and tries to steady her breathing. She quickly runs to the door of the room she currently is in and tries to lock the door. After succeeding, she quickly turns to the side of the door frame and puts her back against the wall, allowing herself to fall to the ground.

"Hello, you are a man of science, correct? " It's appears to be a breached D class.

"Well, more like a lady of science but yes...why, what's it to you..." She looks at him suspiciously.

"oh my god..." She whispers under her breath. She quietly grabs her radio system. "All MTF units, I need back up immediately." She speaks clearly but quietly, so as not to be heard by anyone around.

"Hello, you are a man of science, correct? " It's appears to be a breached D class.

"Well, more like a lady of science but yes...why, what's it to you..." She looks at him suspiciously.

Curious about what's going on, she reaches out an arm and takes a step forward. "hey wait-" but they were already gone. She notices the file and picks it up to inspect it, now even more curious of what's inside.

"Hello, you are a man of science, correct? " It's appears to be a breached D class.

"Well, more like a lady of science but yes...why, what's it to you..." She looks at him suspiciously.

Sky Engulfing Sky 

sky engulfing sky 

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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