Hello There! My Name Is Elizabeth Thompson, And I'm A Doctor In The Scientific Field Of The SCP Foundation.

"That's weird. Um, thanks for the cupcake though. I should probably report this to head management sometime soon however..."

*she turns to look at the humanoid, and smirks to herself at how ridiculous this outcome is, all because of a simple cupcake*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

Curious about what's going on, she reaches out an arm and takes a step forward. "hey wait-" but they were already gone. She notices the file and picks it up to inspect it, now even more curious of what's inside.

"Hello, you are a man of science, correct? " It's appears to be a breached D class.

"Well, more like a lady of science but yes...why, what's it to you..." She looks at him suspiciously.

[werewolf-plunderphonics] thoughts on wolves

Powerful, majestic, and dangerous. Why do you ask?

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Touché... However!!! I couldn't help but notice the Wonka logo and the wondertainment logo are very similar. Coincidence? I think not!

Dr. Wondertainment is indeed in fact just Willy Wonka, I dare anyone to even TRY to change my mind.

"I thank you for the advice doctor." She squints a little to try and read his expression. She proceeds to mirror the doctor cocking her head to the side, still squinting. "Tell me doctor, what are you thinking?" She proceeds to take a slow yet steady step forward. The look on her face reads curiousity, yet her actions scream caution and perhaps a hint of worry.

"Greetings and salutations, Doctor."

Hello, scp-049. How are you doing today?

Happy belated 1 year anniversary of this blog!!!🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊

"I'm actually investing in a necklace that apparently is scientifically designed to repel negative energies and wavelengths using proprietary biometric frequency infusion technology and scalar energy. Essentially its carrying good vibes around your neck... literally..."

((Ps. This is a real thing I'm investing in. I can post the link if you guys want.))

Ah, I see that now. How... Interesting. Do tell me, what is it like being a... Well... A wolf?

[werewolf-plunderphonics] thoughts on wolves

Powerful, majestic, and dangerous. Why do you ask?

"I am currently studying the fact that there are literally thousands of universes all on one planet. It all depends on what universe you interact with based on the angle the light hits your eye. In order to see colors and objects, light bounces off the object and hits your eye, reflecting colour which allows us to identify shape as well. However different universes have different angles at which the light can hit your eye, thus making it possible to live in different realities on the same planet. Imagine that we are three dimensional, but in other planes of existence, there are things that are four or five, even six dimensional. This means its physically impossible for us to see them."

*she looks around before giving a final nod of approval on her 'speech'*