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swap au ragatha holding pomni?

it was worth the try

i think it would also be so cool if parallel canon was jelletonified

okay, I just finished season 4 of Umbrella Academy and....

WHY DID DO LILA AND DIEGO SO DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!

Bro all their relationship development that happen in season 3 felt thrown out the window.

Don't get me started on the fact that "Lila hates bracelets" thing when it was a Diego and her thing season 2 and 3. Five you're not special or original.

Look I understand that marriage isn't easy, but why couldn't that been their focus of the season and not Lila having an affair and not Diego being a jealous husband.

ALSO, WTF DID DIEGO GO BACK TO HIS SEASON 1 PERSONALITY AGAIN!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.

What happened to my girl Sloane?! Best girl really just disappeared.

Jennifer being in a Squid.... REALLY!!!

They do Klaus so dirty every season

I saw a bunch of comments on this hilarious animatic of that funny clip where someone tells Ranboo to give Tubbo back to Tommy about them going to war over him, and honestly, that’s just so freaking funny.

So anyway, AU where Dream dies via Sam after bringing back Tommy and Wilbur, and everyone gets therapy, and tones things down. Ranboo and Tommy use the Hotel Rivalry as a disguise for the true war-the war for Tubbo. It involves trying to out gift each other, trying to bribe Michael, and many, many daily stealings of the Tubbo when he’s hanging out with one of them. At some point, other server members get involved, as well as people not from the server, because Tubbo has many siblings and father-figures, and they might as well join in, right? They have just as much right as anyone to try and win him over, and it looks like fun.

Tubbo’s just glad that they’re all bonding…even if getting snatched at least once a week is mildly irritating.

Necromancer AU.

Schlatt, Puffy, Dream, and Tubbo are a family descended from a long line of necromancers, and other magic users associated with death.

Schlatt and Dream got the direct Necromancer magic abilities. Raising the dead, and reviving them, and other abilties along those lines.

Puffy and Tubbo’s magic, on the other hand, revolves more around ghosts, and the like. Puffy specifically can contact and call upon those who died via the ocean.

Tubbo’s are much more varied, with him being able to do things as big as sharing his power with them to give them physical form temporarily, or as small as simply always being able to hear them.

He has a few ghosts who specifically like to stick by him. They often take the form of bees, mingling with the ones he cares for, and telling him what they learn of.

Quackity isn’t a necromancer himself, but he married into the family via Schlatt, and some magical marriage ceremony. When Schlatt died, he still stayed part of the family, and got custody over Tubbo.

You can only really marry into the family. So when Sapnap and Karl decided to get together with him, they had to ask Tubbo’s permission. Sapnap got it, Karl was a bit confused, but he’s learning. 

When Puffy found Foolish, he was injured, and had to take on a smaller form in order to heal. She mistook him for a necromancer’s child, with how his magic felt, and took him under her wing, protecting and helping him. 

The misunderstanding was cleared up soon after, but by then, Foolish was very much part of the family, and nobody had any intention of making him leave anytime soon.

There’s magical bonds between the family members. Tubbo’s bonds with both Schlatt and Dream shattered during the festival and the final control room respectively. 

Not a lot of people actually know they’re necromancers. It’s not that they’re hiding it, to be honest, it’s just that most people aren’t really magically inclined enough to know the difference, and it’s never really come up.

Surprisingly, out of all the SBI, it’s Techno who’s aware of Tubbo’s status first. Long story short, the voices are spirits that have attached themselves to his bloodline, and Techno’s spiritually sensitive enough to understand them, but not see them. They were bothering him one day, and apparently, Tubbo too, since the boy asked him if he could make them quiet down.

Tubbo knows a lot of weird things and skills from ghosts. Sometimes they offer to teach him about what they did in their lifetimes, and he’s never been one to refuse knowledge.

Magic-users can share magic between them. It’s common practice between family and spouses. Quackity isn’t an active magic user himself, but he has a pretty impressive magic store, and knows a fair bit, after marrying into the family.

He used to share magic with Schlatt a lot, when the man insisted. It’s supposed to be a give and take thing, but Schlatt was more of a taker, so Quackity never fully understood the practice, and doesn’t really get why Tubbo is so careful with how much magic he takes when they do it.

The revival book is full of dark magic. It’s what corrupted Dream and Schlatt, bringing their worst traits to the surface with a hunger for power. 

wow okay, i am impressed with the amount of interest this idea got so... poll time!

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Cute cottagecore AU where the minors get shrunken down into tiny little people, and decide that, for their safety, they should probably head somewhere far away from here. 

So they pack their stuff up, bundle up a normal sized Michael, saddle a pig, and ride off into the sunset, where they eventually find a distant flower forest, bordered by a dark oak forest, and settle down.

They build a big, cozy cottage for Michael, and all have their own little areas inside, since they no longer take up much room. 

Tommy builds a small burrow under the house, accessible with a trap door. It leads outside to a large dark oak, which has been hollowed out near the bottom for him.

Purpled’s got a spot in the loft, hidden in the walls, and accessible through a little mouse hole in the corner.

Tubbo and Ranboo have a tiny little house in the kitchen, built into one of the bottom cabinets, so they’re closer to Michael. 

Anyway, basically just the four being tiny fairies, and raising Michael together. They have a little mushroom and flower garden out back, Purpled teaches Michael how to farm. Tubbo tames a bunch of bees, that he rides around everywhere, and they protect him and let him into their hive. He’s also got ghost Squeaks to tell him stuff, and a little baby fox named Russet that helps him in the garden, and the two steal from the berry bushes all the time.

Tommy befriends a parrot and a raccoon that have both adopted him, and assist him in crime. Ranboo can often be found sitting on a dirt block held by an Endermen while he talks with them and gives them a flower, and Purpled brought Dogchamp, and now rides him around and puts stuff in the pouch around his neck. 

Tommy sews normal clothes, for both them and Michael, but also little outfits made of the flowers too, which works out surprisingly well, and they make tiny versions of tools and stuff. The cottage is basically filled with what looks like doll-house furniture, but functional. 

Maybe they even meet other tiny people, and have a little community or something.

It just sounds cute, that’s all.