Blame It On The Time Quangle

Having a breakdown, texting my therapist like: can you call me? No worries if not.

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

This is absolutely my new response to this question

"ok but are you diagnosed" what are you a cop.

What is the actual original episode that Ice Feast is brought up in? All I can find is references to it

The fascinating thing about Tumblr polls is their ability to demonstrate that no matter how thorough you think you were, it is not possible to ask a simple question with enough clarity to receive the type of answers you were hoping for. You could ask "have you ever been to France?" and clarify that by "you" you're referring to the singular 'you', the person reading the question, and I suppose in cases of multiple/system interpretation of DID, all people currently or previously inhabiting the same body, but no other family members or people that one could otherwise count as 'kin'.

By 'been to' you mean 'has personally physically stepped on french soil' so being on a plane that flew through french airspace doesn't count if you didn't land, sitting in a car/bus that drove through the country doesn't count if you didn't step out of the vehicle at any point, and being there as a fetus when your expecting parent was pregnant with you doesn't count. Getting dicked down by a frenchman also doesn't count, in that case France was in you and not the other way around. Also "I was born in France/I am french" is a separate option.

And you figure you've covered all your bases but once you hit "post", the comment section explodes into mass confusion. Someone wants to know if it counts as visiting France if you were in France but you used a wheelchair. Someone asks if it counts if the frenchman was bottoming, or if you got dicked down by a frenchwoman. Somebody doesn't understand what OP means by "France". Another person is offended that their trip to France "apparently doesn't count" since they also had sex with a local while there. Somebody doesn't understand why "I am french canadian" wasn't included as an option. OP doesn't understand why "I am french canadian" would be included as an option. Four people were frozen stiff in terror and confusion, but made a brave attempt to wildly guess what the question means, and answered something completely wrong.

I accidentally added a poll and can't remove it, so it is now part of this post:

I’ve sustained a massive workplace injury (paper cut)

Reminds me of the part in A Crown of Candy where Liam picks change as his wish. It’s so silly that a bunch of comedians playing dungeons and dragons can have such a profound impact on the way I look at life.

I simply can't afford to quit on the idea that human life can change for the better.

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

Every episode I think “surely, things will get better. Surely, they—at the very least—cannot get worse.” Every episode I am somehow proven incorrect

What an extremely innovative and insane commentary on consumerism, technology and what society expects women to be