They Should Do A Bit Where The Doctor Goes “enough Is Enough No More Of This I Am Going To Change And

My favorite genre of buddy comedy

People keep calling me “type A.”

Yeah. A for autism

I put the spinach in a smoothie. The whole thing tastes like spinach. Life was a mistake

I did NOT need to be called out like this. Yes, I spent this morning eating spinach directly from the bag. I do not understand what to do with spinach. I know I am supposed to eat it so I will take it like medicine. I am glad to know I am not alone in this experience

Fig and the Cig Figs sophomore concept album

Blame it on the Time Quangle

1. Homemade Forever (crystal phone recording, no polish)

2. Your Car Isn't Half the Boat My Van Is (My Van is a Boat reprise)

3. Missing the Shrimp Jump (Beats Blowing Off a Goddess)

4. Fossils (or Sacred Order of Knights)

5. Brand New Face (Wanda Childa's version)

6. Mysterious Strudel Fracture

7. Yathmag Mount Go!

8. Nightmares (Summer Remix)

9. Chronomour (Ayda's Song)

10. I'm Cloaca (I SUCK!)

11. (hidden track) CRASH!!!!!!!!! (ft. The Ball)

the fix is one of the characters of all time. he’s played by hank green doing a vaguely southern accent. he literally cannot be stealthy. he uses the power of autism for both intimidation and flirting. he’s the biggest guy and made friends with the smallest guy as soon as he got the chance. he discovered choice and free will. he tried to say his boss’s hair looked nice and didn’t realize he had a hat on. him and his autistic wife adopted a whole orphanage of autistic children so they’re a giant autism family. really just everything

Making like Kristen Applebees at the doctor’s office today. “Pussy out. Tits away”

Trying to explain to my mom how and why I relate to this little hissing goblin man was an insane feat of strength and will. She understands nothing about dnd and knows nothing about fantasy high. I really gave her no context. She understood nothing but she tried and that’s worth something

That moment when Joel tries to get up and Ellie thinks he’s going to be able to because he’s her dad and all dads are invincible.

Until they aren’t.

Every child eventually learns their parents are people.

It happens for some more dramatically than others I suppose.

Never has a character been as stupid as Scott McCall, especially in season 6A

Mac is great representation actually because gay people can also be stupid and terrible and I think it’s important to not set our standards too high. Maybe I can’t be great, but I can sure be better than Mac