It Me

This is uncomfortably accurate and I’m sad now

I'm aroace in the way that I desire romantic/sexual relationships but don't feel romantic/sexual attraction. I also get incredibly uncomfortable with romantic/sexual advances. Why am I the way that I am...

Wake Up

Eddie, wake up.

“Hm? I—I’m awake. I wasn’t sleeping”

You were sleeping.

Eddie drags himself up to a sitting position, dazed and bleary in the pre-dawn dark. He looks over to check the time, but the glowing red characters on his alarm-clock’s display are apparently having trouble gathering their wits. He glares and squints at them, which seems to intimidate them enough to organize themselves into legible numbers. He immediately collapses back into his pillows.

“Christ, it’s four a.m.,” he means to groan, though it comes out more like a whine than he’d have preferred. “Of course I was fucking asleep.”

I have been watching television, Eddie.

“Oh, great,” he says covering his eyes with the palms of his hands. “Anything interesting?”

I have found bad guys for us to eat.

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I hateee the "Mandela effect" no dude alternative universes ain't shit its just humans have piss porn memory get over it

Goddamit, Typhoid Mary

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

When I was a kid and watched Sky High I thought I was gonna look like the guinea pig goth girl when I got older and instead I grew up to be the glow stick guy and I think that's just about the best way I can sum up the transmasc experience

Instead of calling minerals normal things like "Pyrite" or "Zircon" we should say them as gross approximations of the formula like "Zrsio" or "Fes" or "Mgsiooh". This is impossible to differentiate and solves nothing.

Vasiliy Khudyakov (b. 1983)

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

“and the universe said…”