A man sees the sign, walks into the bar and orders a beer.
After finishing the beer, the man takes out three $1 coins from his pocket, and feeling a bit mischievous, gets up from his seat, walks to one end of the counter and places a $1 coin there. He then walks over to the other end of the counter and places another $1 coin there. Finally, he walks back to his seat and places the third $1 coin right in the middle of the counter. The bartender gives him an odd look but has no other option but to walk the entire length of the bar counter to pick up the coins.
This went on repeatedly over the next few days and each day the bartender felt more and more annoyed at the man’s behaviour.
One day, the man returns again to order a beer but realises he doesn’t have enough $1 coins to place them all over the counter. So, he hands the bartender a $5 note. At this point, the bartender gets all excited and thinks that it is finally his day to get his revenge on the man. The bartender quickly takes out two $1 coins and places them at opposite ends of the counter.
With a grin on his face, the bartender goes back to the man and says, “Go on then, collect your change”.
The man then takes out a single $1 coin from his pocket, slides it over to the middle of the counter, and says, “One more beer, please.”
I'm not fully educated on Trump's policies, but I know their bad enough to want to end it all and was very close to as soon as I heard the news.
But we can't. We can't let him win like this. To everyone affected by this stale cheeto's win, stay alive. Do it out of spite if you need to. Just keep going. These might be 4 years of hell, but we need to keep going. Listen to me, it'll all be ok in the end, I promise you that. All my queer friends, the fellow people who aren't the best mentally, and everyone who will be affected by this, please for the love of everything, Keep. Going.
I'll be here if anyone needs to talk, I love you all.
It'll all get better friends.
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
It's true, bonus points if we're anxious
I think that platonic cuddling should be allowed.
no, wanting to hug someone and have them fall asleep in your lap is not breaching PDA (public displays of affection) rules. I just want a hug.
for the funny aspec people in my machines
there is, in fact, a "platonic explanation for this" if you're not a coward
the story of kfc fucks me up man. the colonel founded this gas station that expanded to restaurant, the chicken at the restaurant gets popular, makes KFC, it gets big and he sells it to a corporation for a lot of money. realizes he got sorta scammed out of the true worth of kfc so tries to get more money and they refuse and the courts side against him. then he starts a new chicken restaurant claiming the corporate people were not making chicken to his standards and kfc sued him because kfc owned the colonel's likeness and the courts agreed. a corporation owned this man's name and appearance. he wasnt allowed to use either, thus legally erasing his reputation making it harder for him to get taken seriously in any food venture. the man, to the day he died, was going into kfc's and throwing fits because the food had fallen into such bad shape he hated it was associated with him. and it's like, whether he's a bad man or a good man or whatever, a corporation owned his identity, stopped him from using his reputation and identity in other businesses, and refused to acknowledge his outrage that they changed his recipes and still attributed it to him. this is literally the obnoxious plot of a jay and silent bob movie, but it was this dude's real life. what the fuck.
reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day
this diagram from my science textbook reads like a tumblr shitpost and i love it
i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military