Every Time Molly Bugs Charlie Abt Not Having A Love Interest, He Lights Up Says He’s Actually Met Someone.

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

hey sorry for not texting u back im depressed

““It never stops hurting, does it?” “What?” “Giving someone the best of you and watching them choose someone else.””

— S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #83 (via blossomfully)

Pansy & Hermione, at a bar

Hermione: Yoga helps you look and feel better naked.

Pansy: So does tequila. *downs 5 shots in a row*

Hermione: *stares at Pansy*

Pansy: See, you already can’t keep your eyes off me.

people who say feathered dinosaurs aren’t scary have never been dive bombed by a seagull for a french fry and it shows

Judy Hopps, Zootopia (2016)

#the gayest scene to ever gay

arthur weasley looks in the mirror of erised

he sees himself. his reflection looks the same, but there is a knowing glint in his eye. he knows, arthur realises. he knows exactly the function of a rubber duck.

Draco's meeting the Weasley's for the first time and he's freaking out

HEADCANON: Harry is one of those dorks that talks into a banana pretending it’s a phone, except he does it ALL THE TIME. Like, every single time there is a banana in the house, Harry just /has/ to pick it up and go “hello?” And one day Draco is just completely fed up, so he charms the bananas to talk. So Harry picks up a banana and says “Hello?” and the banana answers, “Hey, dude, how’s it going?” and Harry screams and throws the banana across the room. Draco will tell the story at parties for years to come.