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anyone else having a…hmm. what’s the word? Really Shit Time? 

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

I can’t believe I’m still not used to this body and I’ve been trapped in it for so long

““It never stops hurting, does it?” “What?” “Giving someone the best of you and watching them choose someone else.””

— S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #83 (via blossomfully)

”James Baxter, who is one of the most amazing animators, still is, ever on the planet, has this chip in his head where he understands not only how to make Belle and the Beast dance, but also change it in perspective, so as the camera drops from the ceiling down to the level of Belle and the Beast dancing, that was drawn by a human being, a mere mortal with pencil and a piece of paper to fit into that beautiful computer graphics ballroom.” - Don Hahn, producer of Beauty and the Beast [x]

“I will not beg you for your time or try to convince you to choose me, the world is too big and I have too much to offer.”

— Unknown

HEADCANON: Harry is one of those dorks that talks into a banana pretending it’s a phone, except he does it ALL THE TIME. Like, every single time there is a banana in the house, Harry just /has/ to pick it up and go “hello?” And one day Draco is just completely fed up, so he charms the bananas to talk. So Harry picks up a banana and says “Hello?” and the banana answers, “Hey, dude, how’s it going?” and Harry screams and throws the banana across the room. Draco will tell the story at parties for years to come.

Harry: Here, Albus! I got you a ferret to take with you to Hogwarts!

Albus: I told you I wanted a ca-

Harry: A ferret is so much cooler

*later*

Albus: *is rolling his trolly holding is ferret on platform 9 3/4*

Draco: *locks eyes with Harry from across the platform and sees the ferret*

Draco: ...you son of a bitch

every time molly bugs charlie abt not having a love interest, he lights up says he’s actually met someone. molly lights up but her eyes go dull as he starts describing the latest dragon he’s been working w/.

A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

The Scamander Brothers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

how to save yourself lots of sadness and anxiety

step 1:

the biggest con in history!

Well named Rosefinch bird, looking like cotton candy in the snow, photo by.

Pansy & Hermione, at a bar

Hermione: Yoga helps you look and feel better naked.

Pansy: So does tequila. *downs 5 shots in a row*

Hermione: *stares at Pansy*

Pansy: See, you already can’t keep your eyes off me.

me trying to infiltrate the adult world

people who say feathered dinosaurs aren’t scary have never been dive bombed by a seagull for a french fry and it shows

hey sorry for not texting u back im depressed

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

arthur weasley looks in the mirror of erised

he sees himself. his reflection looks the same, but there is a knowing glint in his eye. he knows, arthur realises. he knows exactly the function of a rubber duck.

Judy Hopps, Zootopia (2016)

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

#a plot twist to the joke

Zootopia (2016) dir. Byron Howard, Rich Moore

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dick Grayson:

Source

this is what I mean when I ask for dick pics

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

Draco's meeting the Weasley's for the first time and he's freaking out