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I might be stupid because like I come across someone’s art or insane rambles and it’s really really cool and so I go to their acc and see stuff I like and go “man I should follow this guy” and it turns out I ALREADY AM?? It gives me fucking whiplash every time.

Bonus funky points if I’ve already liked their art or ramblings and just forgot, because then I go “you made THAT?? HOLY SHIT??” and it’s even more insane.

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

I have my first alarm set to the sonic drowning theme, and I make sure to put my alarm volumes at the highest setting before going to bed.

I wake up to a heart attack every morning.

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

yeehaw

meow.

If anyone would like their own silly cat doodle then interact with this post :)

Holy Christ that’s ME WHAT

I’m so sorry but yes, I am. This is what I’m doing in place of sleep.

@bigsta you like the blog so far? :]

Happy trans visibility day or something I have zero concept of time

I can see you now.

You cannot hide.

(Do not go hollow, friends.)

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trying to figure out his fucking genetics

okay so I didn’t wanna comment on the whole tubi ad shit but their little hat people are expanding

there’s the cowboy kid and now there’s a wizard guy who looks like he teaches high school algebra

I drew these. I drew these and I am happy with it.

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mer krisma

I JUST READ THE NEW TF2 COMIC OH MY FUCKING GOD YES YEAH BABY LETS FUCKING GO WOOOOOOO

man I fucking love Christmas and being jolly and shit but DESPISE winter why the fuck is it so COLD

REAL. Man I could go for a sandwich right now. Buttered toast and anything between would be stellar but I dunno many recipes aside from classic PB&J.

I hunger. Mind talking about some of your favorite foods?

Potatoes... Toast, Bacon. Ham. Oh, man. Now I'm hungry.

hi me again

So a lotta people have their own different voice headcanons for Gaster, but I think it’d be cool if he had EVERY voice.

Think of it like this, when he speaks, you hear him use the text box noise/voice of a bunch of other characters in the game, all speaking at once.

A cool alternate for this would be him using other character’s voices and splicing them together like a YouTube poop or a tf2 gmod thing, which is also pretty neat to use as.

Yall ain’t ever gonna believe who my buddy just met

haveth

the boyo

(crowned King Boyo very recently-eth)

Fun Fact: you see that long limb-like extra on its head jutting forward? That has a ton of electricity that comes off of it (at least I think it’s electricity) and kinda uses it as some sort of giant sword meant to decimate whatever comes across it. It also has some sorta shield around its head area that can take artillery strikes that are meant to take it down multiple times.

The little blue robot man that’s probably barely 6 ft can take it down on its own.

What do ya think of these fellas? Blood fueled and bloodthirsty. V1, a Sentry, Swordsmachines (team colored!) and a Streetcleaner. Pyro would like that last one.

Ahh, yes. I seen the first one. They all look amazin. I'd kill to reverse-engineer em. Who made em? How intelligent are them bots?

I don’t even know. I mean, it’s really sadistic to the point of trying to be “stylish” with its kills and making sure none is the same as the last, and would maybe attack on sight, but that’s no guarantee. Best I can tell you is to not sneak up on it, raise your hands in the air and try your best to talk it down, as it hasn’t seen a proper human in probably eons, and if it does have some sort of database, we can assume the Geneva Convention is hard coded into it considering it was made to win wars. Also, something to note is that it was made to counter the last machine created. If you can, try doing some digging on the “Earthmover” line of machinery, but the name should be enough, right?

Here’s a look at it, despite the low quality. Yes, what you see on its shoulder/chest are buildings.

What do ya think of these fellas? Blood fueled and bloodthirsty. V1, a Sentry, Swordsmachines (team colored!) and a Streetcleaner. Pyro would like that last one.

Ahh, yes. I seen the first one. They all look amazin. I'd kill to reverse-engineer em. Who made em? How intelligent are them bots?

That’s me, the one and only.

That one you’re talking about is V1, made for war, built by violence. As the rest, it runs on blood as fuel, but that’s not the fun part. If ya can remember, it can improvise and use any weapon it comes across in seconds as if it was the only weapon it’s been using its whole life, using it with pinpoint accuracy and even being able to set up complex traps with said weapons if possible. What I’m saying is, it doesn’t NEED weapons to start out with, it just needs a person, a test doll, and even then, it doesn’t really. It can strike with a force so hard as to redirect bullets if needed, not to mention probably faster than that Boston Basher of yours, and this is all off the top of my head! It tore off its “upgrade”’s custom made arm and immediately knew how it worked within seconds, no database needed. It doesn’t even have the flaw of predictability because it’s complex enough to think on its feet and improvise.

Lemme put it simply; it doesn’t need a weapon because it IS the weapon, and a deadly, self-sufficient one at that. You get this on your side and you’re unstoppable.

What do ya think of these fellas? Blood fueled and bloodthirsty. V1, a Sentry, Swordsmachines (team colored!) and a Streetcleaner. Pyro would like that last one.

Ahh, yes. I seen the first one. They all look amazin. I'd kill to reverse-engineer em. Who made em? How intelligent are them bots?

hello again. I know I wasn’t really invited to the convo but I just couldn’t sit by without a little ramble. Hope ya don’t mind.

Real? For all my knowledge, no, however the easiest to remake is the green one, the turret thingy. Basically a sentry with legs- shoots high caliber sniper shots I believe. It can lock on to targets with such accuracy that it’s pretty hard to dodge if you’re a man (or Mann, in this case), and can move to better grounds if needed. It’ll also use those legs for balancing, being able to stamp into the ground and sit there, unable to be moved by bullets of any caliber, rockets, grenades, etc.. only thing that can dig it out and disorient it is that antenna at the top there, or just hitting it hard as hell (as seen by the blue bot at the top of the list. It took V2’s arm for itself and uses it as a weapon, and that arm is strong enough to knock the green machine on its ass).

You can figure it out, right?

What do ya think of these fellas? Blood fueled and bloodthirsty. V1, a Sentry, Swordsmachines (team colored!) and a Streetcleaner. Pyro would like that last one.

Ahh, yes. I seen the first one. They all look amazin. I'd kill to reverse-engineer em. Who made em? How intelligent are them bots?

a madness combat VR game would go so hard. Like imagine being able to run through buildings (different levels) playing as Hank, Deimos, or Sanford where it’s just “get to the end and kill as many people as you can along the way”, maybe having different objectives and obstacles along the way. Depending on who you pick you get a different loadout, for example Sanford gets the hook thing. Hell, maybe certain levels can be based off of certain episodes. It’d just be cool, yknow?

There’s a man on my desk what do I do with him

I have an issue with idiotic henchmen characters because why can’t you shoot him, you dumbasses, we went through a whole interview, you had like ten years of experience, and suddenly now you decide to act like if I gave my dementia ridden grandma a twelve-gauge and put her in WW3?