Reblog If, No Matter The Size Of The Role, You Would Agree To Work With The Muppets If Offered The Chance

I got cult of the lamb and named my cult “Bunger King”

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Fun Fact: you see that long limb-like extra on its head jutting forward? That has a ton of electricity that comes off of it (at least I think it’s electricity) and kinda uses it as some sort of giant sword meant to decimate whatever comes across it. It also has some sorta shield around its head area that can take artillery strikes that are meant to take it down multiple times.

The little blue robot man that’s probably barely 6 ft can take it down on its own.

What do ya think of these fellas? Blood fueled and bloodthirsty. V1, a Sentry, Swordsmachines (team colored!) and a Streetcleaner. Pyro would like that last one.

Ahh, yes. I seen the first one. They all look amazin. I'd kill to reverse-engineer em. Who made em? How intelligent are them bots?

a madness combat VR game would go so hard. Like imagine being able to run through buildings (different levels) playing as Hank, Deimos, or Sanford where it’s just “get to the end and kill as many people as you can along the way”, maybe having different objectives and obstacles along the way. Depending on who you pick you get a different loadout, for example Sanford gets the hook thing. Hell, maybe certain levels can be based off of certain episodes. It’d just be cool, yknow?

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

That’s me, the one and only.

That one you’re talking about is V1, made for war, built by violence. As the rest, it runs on blood as fuel, but that’s not the fun part. If ya can remember, it can improvise and use any weapon it comes across in seconds as if it was the only weapon it’s been using its whole life, using it with pinpoint accuracy and even being able to set up complex traps with said weapons if possible. What I’m saying is, it doesn’t NEED weapons to start out with, it just needs a person, a test doll, and even then, it doesn’t really. It can strike with a force so hard as to redirect bullets if needed, not to mention probably faster than that Boston Basher of yours, and this is all off the top of my head! It tore off its “upgrade”’s custom made arm and immediately knew how it worked within seconds, no database needed. It doesn’t even have the flaw of predictability because it’s complex enough to think on its feet and improvise.

Lemme put it simply; it doesn’t need a weapon because it IS the weapon, and a deadly, self-sufficient one at that. You get this on your side and you’re unstoppable.

What do ya think of these fellas? Blood fueled and bloodthirsty. V1, a Sentry, Swordsmachines (team colored!) and a Streetcleaner. Pyro would like that last one.

Ahh, yes. I seen the first one. They all look amazin. I'd kill to reverse-engineer em. Who made em? How intelligent are them bots?

hello again. I know I wasn’t really invited to the convo but I just couldn’t sit by without a little ramble. Hope ya don’t mind.

Real? For all my knowledge, no, however the easiest to remake is the green one, the turret thingy. Basically a sentry with legs- shoots high caliber sniper shots I believe. It can lock on to targets with such accuracy that it’s pretty hard to dodge if you’re a man (or Mann, in this case), and can move to better grounds if needed. It’ll also use those legs for balancing, being able to stamp into the ground and sit there, unable to be moved by bullets of any caliber, rockets, grenades, etc.. only thing that can dig it out and disorient it is that antenna at the top there, or just hitting it hard as hell (as seen by the blue bot at the top of the list. It took V2’s arm for itself and uses it as a weapon, and that arm is strong enough to knock the green machine on its ass).

You can figure it out, right?

What do ya think of these fellas? Blood fueled and bloodthirsty. V1, a Sentry, Swordsmachines (team colored!) and a Streetcleaner. Pyro would like that last one.

Ahh, yes. I seen the first one. They all look amazin. I'd kill to reverse-engineer em. Who made em? How intelligent are them bots?

I just realized, the TF2 mercs would probably THRIVE in madness combat. Well, not thrive, thrive is to imply they wouldn’t be on the constant brink of starvation and stuff, but they’d certainly do well, that’s for sure. I’m imagining them hiding and bunking down in an abandoned building or something, Engi has a nest set up, the only weapons that have followed them into the strange world of stone and death being their primary guns (along with special ones that are needed for the character to function their main role- so Medic would keep the medigun, and Engi would get his wrench. If you wanna shake the Tupperware box a bit, you can make it so that some characters like, say, Scout, only get their melee or an improvised weapon, and Demo as another example could get the Eyelander & shield along with his sticky & grenade launcher, considering I can both see him pushing and rushing intruders and also setting up traps at the main doors and watching on some sorta improvised camera feed to see if anyone that ain’t the mercs is swinging by), and they’re just in there staving off whatever comes at them, blowing holes in raiders or scavengers and taking turns on a mock-“night watch”, considering night technically never comes and never leaves.

A crossover anything would be actual peak I swear.

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