“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
i BETTER get bitten by a werewolf AND/OR a vampire tonight!!! its halloween and im fucking gay!!!
Jane: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Mischa: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Ocean: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Noel: Actually I did the math, Mischa would have $225, not $0.15.
Mischa: Fam I’m right here....
Ricky: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Jane: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Ricky: Sorry I only have a dollar
Jane: :(
Ocean: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Mischa would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Ricky: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Constance: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Ocean: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Constance: Apply juice to what
Ricky: Directly to the forehead
Noel: Great chat everyone
i don't even know what to call this one, it came to me in a dream
constance calls penny "penne" and while i wanted to make this part of a bigger post but i couldn't come up with anything else so. here ya go.
Ratio/j
Can’t wait for an ex Twitter user try and ratio someone on tumblr and then realize that we can’t and don’t do that
[day 81] the fact that the hearts are literally just what tango saw when he spotted jimmy… insane
ctommy my favorite little rat man
Reblog if you leave a like. Leaving just a like gets me nowhere and gets you blocked.
Eyooo! you can call me Leo or Tommy(he/they) asks + dms open don't like don't read:p
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