@cupsoup Was About To Send This To You And Then Realized I Was Looking At Your Reblog Lmao-

AUGH MY HEARTTTTT

tell her I love her

okay but that line goes SO HARD oh my god

imagine the “Robin meets the JL while Batman is away” trope but it’s inverted. instead of being funny and interesting and extroverted all of the Robins just bolt. bolt, hide, or fight. B told them not to ever let themselves get cornered and to run if a meta sets eyes on them. so they run, they hide, and they fight back with a tiny shard of holdout Kryptonite B had embedded in their gauntlet. they dig their boots in, clench their fists, and prepare to be immovable at <100 lbs.

Yta

Your days are numbered Lockstock. You can’t hide forever.

aita for killing this lady's husband and son? they broke the law so I had to throw them off a building and now she wants to kill me. that's not fair :(

Bird!!

I made a bird :D

Reblogging because anything with Ma Strong mentioned immediately gets me <3

more urinetown headcanons!

ma strong knits.

unfortunately bobby is allergic to wool, and her husband is dead. so.

little sally gets the most charity bc shes a little girl and shes smart so she plays it up but can turn on a dime and kick a man in the shins if he doesnt give her money

nothing you tell me will convince me that little sally does not take immense joy in kicking rich people

hot blades harry and little becky two shoes should host a true crime podcast and then decide whether or not they could have gotten away with the same murder

bobby unironically listens to yodelling and shoegaze exclusively

tiny tom's favorite movie is cars 2

officer lockstock is really good at playing the kazoo

officer barrel plays the irish whistle

these talents, however, are both their respective most shamed secrets, so neither of them know about the other's musical talents

hope is a granola girl

she has the white stanley waterbottle

officer barrel is obsessed with lord of the rings

lockstock is a slight doomsday prepper and has a basement full of canned food and survival supplies

lockstock and barrel watched 12 angry men once together and barrel has never has a better day in his life

bobby strong is scared of children

oh my god someone give that man a kitten to take care of

the poor will collectively take care of each other. they share food, their homes, it's a very tight knit community.

cladwell always has jazz music playing on a record player in his office

hot blades harry cant sleep without a night-light

pennywise was really into candlemaking before the drought

barrel would let someone off the hook and spare them from urinetown in exchange for a puff off their joint

Bobby: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Little Sally: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Officer Lockstock: I recorded the dumb stuff

Josephine: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Hope: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM THE DUMB STUFF!

i feel like this would make an incredible (awful) cursed item-

like just any liquid you put in it has a 50/50 chance of either all the water immediately having all the water dry up (potentially useful if you want some sort of concentrate?), or just straight up turning into piss.

no inbetween

urinetown mug isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

urinetown mug:

The Rat.

guys.

this is a post about a rat. now lets see how big we can get it before ratdetector13 finds it. share it with as many people as you can but not them, and don't add any rat tags.

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

Because it’s true ✨

This is it. This is the Musical.