STARCHASER IS A SORT OF MAGNUM ICE CREAM I REPEAT STARCHASER IS A THING

Let's be honest, what did Chiron really think? "Okay, so we secured the whole camp with magical borders, the demigods won't use phones bc they attract monsters, so we did everything we can so that they don't stand out. And oh yeah, I had another great idea. Let's make the shirts bright orange!"

Regulus “you don’t have to be perfect, no one is” Black

and

James “you’re perfect to me” Potter

Marauders but make it my life

James: Wow Padfoot don’t you think Moony looks amazing today?

Sirius: Euhm sure?

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Sirius: Pete do you think James likes Moony???

Peter, shaking: Sirius it’s 7am-

Woah.

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

i have a whole movie in my head but i can’t for fucks sake write it down

Never forgotten but...never finished.

Im honestly just realising this is kinda true

absolutely crying over how percy associates girls moving around in groups to WOLVES TRAVELING IN PACKS

the red blue color scheme gay ships are getting to me

James Potter kinnies 🤝 acts of service as a love language 🫶

Matt's haircut in the epilogue is one of the most egregious sins of season 8 and I mean that with my whole chest

LMAO NOT ME SPEAKING LIKE THIS AND NOW READING IT AND REALISING IT SOUNDS SO WEIRD EW

This is legit how I break down literature for my students.