I Have A Whole Movie In My Head But I Can’t For Fucks Sake Write It Down

Bitches be like "man I'm tired, I think I need to head to bed early" but really they're going to go lay in bed and read hoardes of fanfiction like the little gremlin they are

It's me, I'm Bitches

STARCHASER IS A SORT OF MAGNUM ICE CREAM I REPEAT STARCHASER IS A THING

RIP Sirius Black you would've loved Totally Spies.

Same Percy same

14yo Percy: I think I’m bi for Annabeth

Grover: ???

LMAO NOT ME SPEAKING LIKE THIS AND NOW READING IT AND REALISING IT SOUNDS SO WEIRD EW

This is legit how I break down literature for my students.

My fandoms reunited 🤭

HOLY SHIT I WA SCROLLING THROUGH THE NICO DI ANGELO TAG AND HAD A REVELATION:

The Black Brothers (Sirius and Regulus) ARE FUCKING DI ANGELO SIBLING(Nico and Bianca) VARIANTS HOLY SHIT l-

Like the older siblings who runs away(kinda) and the ''abandoned" younger siblings who wants them back

This made me cry but in a good way, art.

Hogwarts houses not as your defining trait but the way you survived your childhood — the way you coped with your trauma.

Ravenclaw is the book you buried your nose in as you put one foot in front of the other. They are the children who stayed under the bed with flashlights to catch the monster under the bed. They are the children who came to believe themselves to be monsters. Ravenclaw is a room where you store all the things you try to forget. It’s spending years trying to think your way out of that room. Its knowing the world is a vicious place and finding wonder in it anyways.

Slytherin is keeping your head down and your eyes open. It’s blood in your mouth and venom on your tongue. Slytherin is being sharp and precise and deadly as a snake because there’s no other way to survive. It’s knowing there’s no space for you in this world unless you’re willing to carve it out. They are the children who learned to bide their time. To wait for the perfect moment to strike. To go in for the kill. Slytherin is knowing there is no justice in this world unless you make it.

Gryffindor is a tightly clenched fist to keep your hands from shaking. Its children who used to hide under the bed. Children who swore they’d never let anyone make them afraid again. Gryffindor is raised eyebrows and hackles. It’s children who know fear like a second skin. They wrap themselves in it like a home. Gryffindor is digging your toes into the earth and widening your stance. It’s matching the lions predatory gaze with a challenge of your own and clenching your jaw so it doesn’t tremble.

Hufflepuff is a pair of trembling hands that hold on tight. It’s knowing that caring leads to betrayal and deciding to care anyways. It’s tear stains and heart strings boldly on display. It’s knowing life isn’t fair but choosing to try anyway. They are the children that know the world is cruel. They are the children that love it anyway.

guys i actually wrote an essay about this scene and why it’s 100% not platonic

THESE WERE NOT FUCKING HETEROSEXUAL LOOKS. DREAMWORKS, YOU POOPYHEADS.

Im honestly just realising this is kinda true

absolutely crying over how percy associates girls moving around in groups to WOLVES TRAVELING IN PACKS

I CANT 😭😍🤚

HELP