Fakegirls Should Stop What They Are Doing And Go Goon.

just took a break from sleeping for 16 hours to listen to kawaii future bass while doing your mom <3

your mother is such a bimbo that I asked for her number and she gave me her SSN, she’s a good role model for you <3

I love committing tax evasion!!! I have swiss bank accounts in over 7 states. I’m on Idaho’s most wanted list, they want me, but those hoes can’t farm my potatoes with a ten foot pole. <3

I’m so proud of you <3

I married your mom, do you know what that means? I’m your parent now. I know you thought we had something special, but that’s just going to bring a WACKY dynamic to thanksgiving. <3

I bought your mum a bowkay of roses and she cut her finger on the pedals, i licked up the blood and that’s how we got VAMPIRE DISEASE. Now we stay up all night monster mashing and sleep sunup to sundown. <3

I know I’m a few months younger than you but I am your parent and as the proprietor of a number of swiss bank accounts you are going to have to back off, ur mum is mine now and if you wanna slice of the pie you’re going to have to try again in your next life <3

Went to a New York Knickerbockers game at Madison Square Garden and that’s how I met your mother (she was the basketball) <3

Sorry you weren’t invited to the wedding, we only wanted to invite people making 7 figures or more and you didn’t make the cut. How many swiss bank accounts do you have again? 1? At most. Leave this to your elders sweaty <3

the slow march of time will consume (most of) us all. The year is now 2222. Humanity has been replaced with a complex system of pulleys and levers being operated by a single elderly man with a glass eye named Xebulorp. Of course your mom and I still have VAMPIRE DISEASE so we’re still kickin’ <3

Happy Mother’s Day!

My detrans note game is only at 22 notes and I already screwed myself over so much... for every two I'm not going to shave for a day. That's already 11 days of not shaving in addition to the 3 or 4 that I haven't done just up to this point. I started hrt really young so I don't get that much facial hair but I have distinctly noticed when going off hrt for a couple weeks at a time that I get new hair on my cheeks. At this rate I'm going to have a full beard. 😵‍💫

I've decided that March 30 counts as Day 1 of the start of the not shaving and not taking hrt goals.

Very interesting results! Overall this is 31% wanting me to be a girl and 69% (nice) wanting me to be a boy. Of that 69% like half want me to have a short, masc haircut rather than totally shaved or kind of longish “for a boy”

I don’t know exactly want I’ll do yet.

Looks like I'm a straight man then.

if you watch this all the way through you are a straight man

It's insane how every detrans kink blog that I follow degrades over time into a sea of tits and ass, fatter and faker the better, all the text posts devolving into "uuung this bitch gets me so hard." It really shows what you fake"girls" truly are once the delusions start fading.

Y'all get dumber and hornier, more and more like the average basic straight male thinking with his cock.

Y'all become more misogynistic and sexist, absorbing more and more objectification and degradation as your idea of a "woman" becomes purely sexually charged.

Crazy how you still think you're girls after flooding my feed with those bimbos y'all wanna breed someday.

Let the testosterone-fueled haze take over.

Keep filling your blogs with porn.

Bigger, fatter, faker tits.

Rounder, thicker, jigglier ass.

You'll sort yourself out that way.

Signed, a fellow confused man.

PS: Start lifting too, bro. Bitches love strong men. Also stop shaving. Also blast your brain with dudebro ideology til you're not just a man...

You're a brutish, dim-witted parody of a man.

Fuckkk 😵‍💫😵‍💫

You’re so right, having this blog has been showing me what I really am and it’s getting harder and harder to pretend to be anything else

At this point I just want it to get worse—I need to get dumber and hazier and hornier and edge my respect for girls and anything feminine in my head away forever 🤤

perfect bounce

1, 5, 8, 10, 11, 17, 19~

1. I haven't measured it in ages, as far as I know it's 8 inches but that could be way off if I did it wrong. It's very thick

5. The veins on it are not visible at all no

8. I jerk off a lot, I'm addicted, sometimes I cum around 5 times a day

10. I've actually never had a wet dream as far as I know

11. I don't know if anyone has accidentally touched me there, but if they did I would love it.

17. I don't really rate girls but I should definitely start doing that.

19. I've definitely been called a creep, especially recently

Okie sorry for going crazy, back to horny times

Gonna explore my potential identity as a boy through kink <3

I'M NOT A GIRL AND IT FEELS SO GOOD TO SAY THAT!!!

something I'm absolutely fucking weak for is when dudes gain weight and in the process manage to look like 10 or 15 years older, like unnnnnnnghnf perfection, not that I don't love actual daddies but like there's an incredible allure to a guy who's pursuit of pleasure completely obliterated any chance he had of looking young and pretty🤤🤤