I suck at being an adult,and I have a stupid accent.
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It's like when someone says, 'How are you?' Do you say, 'Well, my head hurts and I'm lonely and depressed and I'm worried about everything and the world is collapsing and full of evil'? Or do you say, 'I'm fine'?
— Sara Shepard, The Visibles
Kurt Cobain’s Stratocaster
This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days.
October 2019 Illustrations ヽ(• ‿ •)ノ
Accurate!
Listen up, big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away. The Emperor’s New Groove (2000) dir. Mark Dindal
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Chris Pratt pug walking
At the age of 30 I’m fucked out!
1 - Baikal ice emerald
2 - Frozen lighthouse on Lake Michigan shore
3 - Frozen bubbles
4 - Frozen flower buds
5 - Frozen lakes
6 - Ice blossoms
7 - Frosted lace (frozen spider webs)
8 - Folded snow
9 - Flowers after ice storm
10 - Frozen tree
11 - Frozen pond
12 - Frozen leaf after freezing rain (China)
13 - Frost crystals
14 - Frozen berries
15 - Frost flowers in the Arctic Ocean
16 - Frosted pine
17 - Icicles on a blooming apple tree
18 - Frosted grass
19 - Snow roller
20 - Grass after ice rain
21 - Frozen flowers
22 - Frozen bush
23 - Leaf after ice rain
Basically.
aries: “i’m an aries”
taurus: super jealous and territorial but goes after everyones man
gemini: judgy!!
cancer: super specific about their sleeping situation like “it has to be 100% dark and i need a fan on and exactly 2.5 pillows and a queen sized bed to myself”
leo: would break their own fingers to be the center of attention for 5 seconds
virgo: the flakiest people ever, will call you 5 hours after you were supposed to meet and say they fell asleep
libra: will manipulate you for dumb reasons like make you think you want mcdonalds so it doesnt seem like it was their idea
scorpio: genuinely a little bit evil for no reason
sagittarius: never calm down???like please relax
capricorn: will fuck up their own life and then whine about it like it wasn’t 100% their own fault
aquarius: constantly says they don’t like petty/fake people but lowkey one of the most petty/fake signs /
pisces: constantly crying and need to be babied
This is my “carry me” face 🤗💕
Flower Power 🌻✨