You could seriously piss off your neighbours by buying a puppy and naming it the same as their child.
Some people will never fit into your life, no matter how much you want them to.
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Adorable!!
This is it this is my favorite video in the whole wide world
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This women knew how to make men take notice!
An Italian pornstar Ilona Staller, who was a member of Parliament continued to work in porn videos during her political career. She often made speeches with one breast exposed, and even offered to have sex with Saddam Hussein in exchange for peace in the region. source
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You are not equal. Even if you feel like you are. You still make less than a man for doing the same work. You make less as a CEO, as an athlete, as an actress, as a doctor. You make less in government, in the tech industry, in healthcare.
You still don’t have full rights over your own body. Men are still debating over your uterus. Over your prenatal care. Over your choices.
You still have to pay taxes for your basic sanitary needs.
You still have to carry mace when walking alone at night. You still have to prove to the court why you were drunk on the night you were raped. You still have to justify your behavior when a man forces himself on you.
You still don’t have paid (or even unpaid) maternity leave. You still have to go back to work while your body is broken. While you silently suffer from postpartum depression.
You still have to fight to breastfeed in public. You still have to prove to other women it’s your right to do so. You still offend others with your breasts.
You are still objectified. You are still catcalled. You are still sexualized. You are still told you’re too skinny or you’re too fat. You’re still told you’re too old or too young. You’re applauded when you “age gracefully.” You’re still told men age “better.” You’re still told to dress like a lady. You are still judged on your outfit instead of what’s in your head. What brand bag you have still matters more than your college degree.
You are still being abused by your husband, by your boyfriend. You’re still being murdered by your partners. Being beaten by your soulmate.
You are still worse off if you are a woman of color, a gay woman, a transgender woman. You are still harassed, belittled, dehumanized.
This ain't re-blogged enough!
When that one guy thinks he's more important than he is. Oh," honey, stfu
he got friendzoned by 500 thousand women
Never give up on something you can’t go a day without thinking about.
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I won't give up smoking,bacon and white bread.
British intelligence at its best! Only just coming to light in The U.K, HMS VENGEANCE "accidentally" fired an "unarmed" missile at Florida. Lucky they were able to disable it. This happened last June when we was voting for Brexit, we left the E.U "accidentally fired a fucking missile then our all round shit bag of a prime minister David bastard Cameron decides to fuck off! (A bit to fucking fishy) Please do not start blowing up parts of the USA. "Accidentally" or not. Fucking Downing Street!!! I think we need a new prime minister..
They burn a lot more delivering children in to this world.
Today was most likely a record-breaker for most calories burned by women in a day.
Well I'm not American, message me direct and I'll post a sassy English put down. Including the words bellend and how trump over here is another word for a fart.
Hey, just a word of warning to all my followers, please remember that it is a Class E Felony to wish harm or death upon the President of the United States . Yes, even on social media. People have gotten deported over this in the past.
I wholeheartedly support #notmypresident but unfortunately, this law would still apply. Be careful with those assassination jokes, which do qualify as a federal offense now. Stay informed and make informed decisions.
You've answered your own question. Congratulations.
How are you being oppressed?
Massive love for mr zombie
Yay I love woman
Meryl Streep’s Lifetime Achievement award speech hit all the high notes.
Streep and Fisher were close friends for many years. The Florence Foster Jenkins actress starred in the screen adaptation of Fisher’s semi-autobiographical 1990 novel Postcards from the Edge.
Gifs: Golden Globes on NBC/Chale Ghel
Doctors say each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off your life. based on that math I should have died in 1732
i loved you when i could never even love myself
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These sexuality/gender type flags are stupid and apart from the gay one, no one knows/cares what they mean.
Darling, there’s no sense in running, You know I will find you…
Made me lol haha