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Coming Clean

Short little fun scene I wrote based on two gifs by @asktheboywholived XD 

Remus is all wet and Sirius is all hot and bothered and utterly confused.

The initial shock was caused by the fact that this had never happened before. Not in the entire six years of sharing a bathroom and a dorm room had anyone ever seen Remus John Lupin without clothes on. 

Well, not entirely. The other Marauders had seen him in the mornings following the full moon, but they were always quick to cover him with a blanket, both to respect his modesty about his scars and to make sure the poor boy didn’t freeze to death in his weakness. No one, however, had ever seen him on a perfectly normal day, in perfectly good health (Or as good as his health could be.) without clothes on.

He was always very meticulous about it. He showered while the others were still sleeping or, in later years, retreated to the privacy of the Prefects’ bathroom. He had mastered the art of changing his clothes faster than you could blink or would do so behind the closed curtains of his bed. 

 So when Sirius walked into the bathroom on an otherwise uneventful Thursday evening to use the toilets, he suddenly found himself choking on air.

There was Remus, completely starkers except for the towel wrapped low around his waist. At least, Sirius was pretty sure it was Remus. That was definitely Remus’ face, and his hair which was darkened from the dampness and dripping streams down his neck, to his muscular shoulders and lower, cascading down the scarred chest and lightly toned abs…

 When had Remus - scrawny, lanky, far-too-thin-and-pale Remus - become that? 

Sirius’ mouth felt dry as he watched the rivulets of water slowly drip down, down, down until they disappeared behind that blasted towel, thinking to himself that the only logical solution would be to lick his friend’s wet, glistening abs before he died of dehydration. 

What the fuck? He wasn’t sure where that thought had come from. Must be some sort of dog thing…should I turn into a dog? Wha-? No, you fucking psychopath, that’s even fucking weirder-

“Alright, Pads?”

Sirius blinked rapidly, tearing his eyes away from the light trail of hair that started at the other boy’s navel and - oh, that bloody towel again - to look at Remus’ face. 

 Remus was looking at him with concerned and confused eyes and Sirius thought he must look like a right git with his mouth hanging open and unable to speak. 

 “I…Er…” He shook himself and cleared his throat. “Erm…Toilets.” 

Remus raised an eyebrow, the corner of his lips twitching up. “Typically what one finds in the restroom, yes.” 

“S-sorry.” Sirius stuttered. What was wrong with him? He forced out a laugh and nodded to his friend. “Just….er…not so typical to find you in here, I suppose?” 

Remus sighed heavily and rolled his eyes. “Peeves flooded the prefect’s bath. I figured everyone else was still out and about and the dorm was empty when I got here so, I took advantage…Besides, I suppose it’s sort of pointless to keep hiding. It’s not like the three of you haven’t seen me in the shack, you know? And that’s a much worse site.” 

Sirius had the urge to tell him that everything he would see from this moment on in his life was a much worse site than the one currently before him. Merlin, he wanted to trace the muscles of the boy’s chest with his tongue - Stop that!

Remus frowned. “Are you sure you’re alright, Sirius? Do you need to see Madam Pomfrey?” Before Sirius knew what was happening, Remus stepped closer until he was right in front of him, barely inches away and Sirius could smell the soap and the shampoo and the Remus. He bit his lip to stop the canine like whine growing in his throat as Remus laid his hand over his forehead. He wondered if Remus’ hands were always that warm or if it was from the hot water. His tongue darted out to wet his lips, only reminding him that if he leaned in just a bit, he could lap up the tiny pool collecting at the junction of Remus’ neck and shoulder. 

No! Bad Dog!

He quickly stepped backwards, plastering a grin on his face and shaking his head. “I’m fine, Moons! Really! I think…I think I’m just thirsty, actually? So…I think I’m going to raid the kitchens for some pumpkin juice, yeah? Anything you’d lick- ah! Er, I mean like?” 

Remus tilted his head to the side, still utterly perplexed by his friend’s odd behavior. “Not that i can think of. Would you like company? I wouldn’t mind a walk if you could wait for me to get dressed…”

No. Thought Sirius. No you should never get dressed. You should never have clothes on ever again. You should stay right here, naked and wet and fuck, do I have some shit to work out…

“Ahh, nope. No company for me, thanks. Actually can’t even wait. Entirely too thirtsy. Dehydration is terrible, you know. Makes your brain all foggy and weird and…well, bye.” He turned and darted from the bathroom before Remus had the chance to respond, forgetting all about his own need to use the facilities and desperate to find James to ask him if he ever thought about licking his friends, if that was even something stags did…

Hot For Teacher

Remus: *turns away from the chalk-board to face his students, having completed the first DADA lesson of the year* 

Remus: I have a special lesson planned, and trust me, you’ll want to be prepared. Class dismissed. 

*the students buzz with excitement as they get up and begin to exit*  

James: *nudges Sirius* Hey, Snivellus has potions next, we’ve gotta hurry. 

Sirius: *unresponsive as his eyes drift to the front of the class* 

James: *snaps his fingers in front of Sirius’ face* Pads… Pads! 

Sirius: *absently* What? 

James: What the hell are you staring at–? *follows Sirius’ line of sight* 

James: Oh deer. *grin slowly spreads across his face*… Someone’s hot for the new teacher.

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Taylor Swift’s exes should all get together and do a “We are the World” type song about how awful a girlfriend she was.

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now

"The reason people originally came up with this headcanon..."

"Harry Potter could be viewed as an analogy for racism."

Issues with P.O.C. Harry

Don’t get me wrong, when I first heard it, I loved it. But there is one issue.

Harry can’t be a POC

The reason people originally made up the headcanon was because 1.) the utter lack of non white people, 2.) the fact that it never specifically states he is light skinned, and 3.) Harry Potter could be viewed as an analogy for racism (with half-bloods and purebloods, etc…)

And that’s great, but, if it were an analogy, Harry can only be light skinned.

Why? Because it has been stated that the Potter’s were a pureblood family, so, in the analogy, they would be white.

You might be saying, yes, but James married a muggleborn, so Harry is a half-blood.

Okay but Lily had light skin as well. I’m not sure if it specifically says that, but she does have red hair, and I haven’t seen a natural red headed POC.

Not being racist, like maybe there is someone out there, but it at least isn’t common

So Harry just can’t be.

Hermione, on the other hand

100% yes

okay carry on

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE HEADCANON THAT THE WHOLE SERIES WAS ABOUT RACISM STAHP BEING SO SPECIFIC

Issues with P.O.C. Harry

Don’t get me wrong, when I first heard it, I loved it. But there is one issue.

Harry can’t be a POC

The reason people originally made up the headcanon was because 1.) the utter lack of non white people, 2.) the fact that it never specifically states he is light skinned, and 3.) Harry Potter could be viewed as an analogy for racism (with half-bloods and purebloods, etc…)

And that’s great, but, if it were an analogy, Harry can only be light skinned.

Why? Because it has been stated that the Potter’s were a pureblood family, so, in the analogy, they would be white.

You might be saying, yes, but James married a muggleborn, so Harry is a half-blood.

Okay but Lily had light skin as well. I’m not sure if it specifically says that, but she does have red hair, and I haven’t seen a natural red headed POC.

Not being racist, like maybe there is someone out there, but it at least isn’t common

So Harry just can’t be.

Hermione, on the other hand

100% yes

okay carry on

Issues with P.O.C. Harry

Don't get me wrong, when I first heard it, I loved it. But there is one issue.

Harry can't be a POC

The reason people originally made up the headcanon was because 1.) the utter lack of non white people, 2.) the fact that it never specifically states he is light skinned, and 3.) Harry Potter could be viewed as an analogy for racism (with half-bloods and purebloods, etc...)

And that's great, but, if it were an analogy, Harry can only be light skinned.

Why? Because it has been stated that the Potter's were a pureblood family, so, in the analogy, they would be white.

You might be saying, yes, but James married a muggleborn, so Harry is a half-blood.

Okay but Lily had light skin as well. I'm not sure if it specifically says that, but she does have red hair, and I haven't seen a natural red headed POC.

Not being racist, like maybe there is someone out there, but it at least isn't common

So Harry just can't be.

Hermione, on the other hand

100% yes

okay carry on

the truth

snape: i loved lily!

harry: you keep using that word

harry: i do not think it means what you think it means

Sorry, no, Rowling knew what she was doing with Snape. She wrote this character a specific way. Also, strictly, she didn't "forgive" Snape. We only see Harry move on from his hatred, that is part of his growth and character development, not Snape's. JKR is well aware that Severus is not a completely good (or completely bad) character - because she wrote him that way! Canon is canon, even and especially if you disagree with it.

You can think what you think, I’m not going to force you to hate Snape

But, even though J.K. said he was in the grey area, she also said he did die to save the wizarding world, implying that, basically, that one act pulls him from “dark” to “grey”

And I mean, yes, that was a big thing. But also, Snape was so obsessed with Lily that he made her his life, despite being a bigoted and racist towards her. So when she died, do you really think Snape wanted to keep living?

It’s almost like the sith (yes, I’m making a Star Wars reference). But imagine that the Empire is the good guys, the Resistance are like Voldemort’s followers, and Snape is Anakin

Keep in mind this analogy won’t be perfect

Snape grew up loving dark magic. He automatically gravitated to The Future Death Eater’s of Slytherin House™

[Parallel: Anakin was raised to be a Jedi, a good guy. He was raised to fight the sith]

Voldemort then killed Lily. Snape was devastated. He didn’t start disliking all the dark magic and the mass killings and the innocents dying, he started disliking the thought that Lily was dead. He then went to Dumbledore.

[Parallel: Anakin thought Padme was in danger. He then turned to the Dark Side because they said it would keep her safe. He didn’t - at first - start hating the Resistance, just wanted to keep Padme safe, and so what if it was with the bad guys]

The love of Snape’s life was dead. He was probably so lost, and probably borderline suicidal. And considering how long he hung on to Lily (since they were kids all the way into adulthood) I doubt he’d be able to get over that depression anytime soon

Yes, he made the choice to die for the Good Guys™ but part of me thinks he wasn’t, like, completely devastated that he might die. And after what Voldemort did to Lily, do you really think he would die for his cause?

And can we also talk about the fact that he tortured the students that weren’t in Slytherin.

I mean, yes, he needed to make sure Voldemort didn’t suspect he was a double agent yadda yadda yadda, but he was horrible

He could have just messed with house points, or favored Slytherin, or been unfair with grades, or even just given out detentions. I mean, we’ve all had bad teachers who were unfair or mean or had stupid rules

But Snape bullied students. Don’t even try to deny it. Like when Hermione had the spell cast that made her teeth grow and he said he didn’t see a difference. There were probably a lot more events that happened that we didn’t even see

And can we talk about Neville’s boggart?

Neville could’ve had so many fears. Bellatrix, for one. The person that tortured his parents into insanity.

Maybe even his aunt, who was constantly beating him up about not being a better wizard or living up to the Longbottom name (she could’ve been like Hermione’s boggart being failing an assignment be like her fear of failure/expulsion/going back to a normal life knowing she’s a wizard)

Maybe his uncle or someone (remember, Neville was hung out of a window in an attempt to make his magical powers appear, and there were a lot of other happenings similar to that)

Heck, Neville was scared of a lot (he was frickin’ brave as heck, don’t get me wrong), yet his boggart was his potions teacher

Who he only saw for a fraction of his day, and not even every day, if I remember correctly.

Snape. Bullied. The. Students.

He was horrible to them. Yes, I won’t deny that, even with what I stated above, giving his life was a huge thing. And he did do a lot of things for Dumbledore and everything.

But he was still a horrible person. And his motives weren’t good. His motive was being overly obsessed with a girl.

Yeah, sure, aw it’s so sweet he still loved her “after all this time” et cetera, et cetera, but can you honestly look at Snape’s love for Lily and everything and tell me that’s healthy?

If we’re talking about soley what Snape has done for Voldemort and the Death Eaters vs. Dumbledore and the Order, sure, we could say he was in a grey area

And I know Harry eventually forgave Snape enough to be okay with him (his naming his son after Severus was, and I’m paraphrasing J.K., not just to honor Snape, but to try and justify that he could be forgiven himself for the deaths at the Battle of Hogwarts)

And yes, Snape gave Harry information to help with winning the war. He wasn’t completely bad. I admit that. But Harry is going to link winning the war, at least partially, with Snape

So of course he would be somewhat redeemed in Harry’s mind.

But if we’re talking about who Snape was as a person (which is what I was referencing to and what I assumed J.K. was referencing to) then I think he is almost all black

But again, you can think whatever you want, I’m not going to force you to believe what I believe

In the Library

Hufflepuff: *hesitantly walks up to Ravenclaw and Slytherin concentrating intensely on something* hey guys... whatcha doin'?

Pureblood Slytherin: trying to create a spell that makes the internet work. I spent the summer at [muggleborn Ravenclaw]'s house and I NEED TUMBLR!!!

omg!! dennys posted a picture of me!!

thanks dennys, i wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyways

@lillyyypottah enjoy

Tumblr, please caption this deliciously terrifying gif for us… please…

Lms if you would stop what youre doing and help him

got to be a honorary bee keeper for a day! one of the bees even landed on me and did a lil happy dance!

if you ever say you forgive snape because jk forgave snape please remember that the directors of supernatural think cas doesnt deserve better sometimes writers are a little bit ignorant okay? okay

how many asks do you get questioning your sanity

enough to have made this: dennysareyouok.wtf

Why would you do this to me??!! (°_°)

doot doot

HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR THIS

I appreciate the doot doot

w o a h calm yourself

YoU wOuLD nOt bELieVe yOuR EyES iF TEn miLLiOn fIreFLiEs LiT uP tHE wOrLD As yOU FeLL aSleEp

makenna i know this is you

do any of my other friends have insomnia HMMM???

When you get this, please respond with 5 things that make you happy. Then, send this message anonymously to the last 10 people in your Notifications. You never know who might benefit from the positivity!💕

Well, not many things make me happy, but here, I’ll try:

» Netflix

» My friends (except @lillyyypottah)

» The whole Supernatural fandom (like seriously they’re hella supportive)

» Harry Potter headcanons

» Food. All the food

doot doot

HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR THISI appreciate the doot doot

You're flipping off one of your beautiful followers because of a misunderstanding. How disgusting is that? smh (=^ェ^=)

YoU wOuLD nOt bELieVe yOuR EyES iF TEn miLLiOn fIreFLiEs LiT uP tHE wOrLD As yOU FeLL aSleEp

makenna i know this is you

PUFFPUFF

I HAVE AN ISSUE

Okay so the first time I took the Hogwarts House test, I got Hufflepuff (hence my username)

And I’ll be honest, I was kind of bummed

But right when I start believing in my house and liking it, I retake the test just to see. AND I GOT SLYTHERIN

SO IM THROWN INTO A STATE OF DISARRAY. LIKE WHAT AM I. I DONT KNOW ANYMORE.

So I take the test again. And guess what? I get fucking /Gryffindor/.

So like I know I’m not a Gryffindor. But now I don’t know for sure whether I’m Hufflepuff or Slytherin, because I identify with both.

SOMEONE HELP ME.

@lillyyypottah you ain’t cuttin’ it.

*le gasp* i would never do such a thing (￣ー￣) ϵ( 'Θ' )϶

YoU wOuLD nOt bELieVe yOuR EyES iF TEn miLLiOn fIreFLiEs LiT uP tHE wOrLD As yOU FeLL aSleEp

makenna i know this is you

Okay, well, according to the infamous @lillyyypottah I am 65% puffpuff and 45% snek I am okay with this

I HAVE AN ISSUE

Okay so the first time I took the Hogwarts House test, I got Hufflepuff (hence my username)

And I’ll be honest, I was kind of bummed

But right when I start believing in my house and liking it, I retake the test just to see. AND I GOT SLYTHERIN

SO IM THROWN INTO A STATE OF DISARRAY. LIKE WHAT AM I. I DONT KNOW ANYMORE.

So I take the test again. And guess what? I get fucking /Gryffindor/.

So like I know I’m not a Gryffindor. But now I don’t know for sure whether I’m Hufflepuff or Slytherin, because I identify with both.

SOMEONE HELP ME.

@lillyyypottah you ain’t cuttin’ it.

Thank you

I just realized

You know how you get told stories by your parents? Like from their childhood?

And, I wouldn’t know, but if your parents… you know… had died, I’m guessing that their close friends would tell you some stories about your parents childhood?

So, Teddy Lupin had no one to tell him about his parents life. Everyone else that knew Remus or Tonks knew them through the war, or were aquaintences when they were in school.

All of Remus’ friends were gone, so Teddy would never know what his father was actually like

When you get this, please respond with 5 things that make you happy. Then, send this message anonymously to the last 10 people in your Notifications. You never know who might benefit from the positivity!💕

Well, not many things make me happy, but here, I'll try:» Netflix» My friends (except @lillyyypottah)» The whole Supernatural fandom (like seriously they're hella supportive)» Harry Potter headcanons» Food. All the food

I HAVE AN ISSUE

Okay so the first time I took the Hogwarts House test, I got Hufflepuff (hence my username) And I'll be honest, I was kind of bummed But right when I start believing in my house and liking it, I retake the test just to see. AND I GOT SLYTHERIN SO IM THROWN INTO A STATE OF DISARRAY. LIKE WHAT AM I. I DONT KNOW ANYMORE. So I take the test again. And guess what? I get fucking /Gryffindor/. So like I know I'm not a Gryffindor. But now I don't know for sure whether I'm Hufflepuff or Slytherin, because I identify with both. SOMEONE HELP ME. @lillyyypottah you ain't cuttin' it.

I'm sorry, but as a Gryffindor I expect you to do something like that, but what do I know. Just taking necessary precautions

Hey hey hey I'm doing the unusual asks thing #5 pls hahahahahahahaghahhahahahwyiwksnxnz

5? What is that, relationship status?Well, obviously….. single

How old is this ask, because I posted that a long time ago. And if this ask is recent, fuck you for making me look for it.

(Just kidding, I love all my followers, unless you’re Lilly, which you probably are

because then, my fuck you stands)