How Many Asks Do You Get Questioning Your Sanity

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

the truth

What do you mean you don’t fancy Remus Lupin? Have you not seen the curls? The amber eyes? The dimples? That smile? And that sweet ass?

Sirius Black while holding an embarassed Remus Lupin and gesticulating wildly to some third years. (via marauderconvos)

The Malfoy Boys

Scorpius: Dad! Today Albus―

Scorpius: Albus and I―

Scorpius: So dad you know my (boy)friend, Albus―

Scorpius: We went to―

Scorpius: Albus told me―

Draco: Merlin! Does he ever not talk about Potter's kid? Who acts like this?

Lucius: boi.

HOGWARTS

Hufflepuff is like, the ultimate house. Need somewhere to sleep? Come stay in our common room. Need to get away for a little while? Come to our common room. Having anxiety over schoolwork? Come on over; not only are we here to provide support, but we almost always have a Ravenclaw camping out in here.

My favorite Hufflepuff Headcanon is that there are constantly students from other houses staying with us.

Remus: fucking hell

Sirius: *holds hand over chest* Remus! What have a told you?

Remus: *mumbling*

Sirius: louder!

Remus: I'm a werewolf not a swearwolf...

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now

Hey hey hey I'm doing the unusual asks thing #5 pls hahahahahahahaghahhahahahwyiwksnxnz

5? What is that, relationship status?Well, obviously….. single

How old is this ask, because I posted that a long time ago. And if this ask is recent, fuck you for making me look for it.

(Just kidding, I love all my followers, unless you’re Lilly, which you probably are

because then, my fuck you stands)

This bothers me

After March, there will be a whole generation of kids that know Emma Watson as Belle instead of Hermione.