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A PSA about what to do about online predators

As many know, the internet can be home to some of the best people one can meet. But it can also be home to some of the worst people.

Aka, Pedophiles and Zoophiles (For those who do not know what they mean; pedophiles are adults who are attracted to minors, zoophiles are people with a sexual attraction towards animals.)

Everything that is wrong about social media and the internet is multiplied by 10 trillion thanks to these individuals. If you or a loved one are a victim or witness of a pedo/zoo; Please do the following.

*Take screenshots and gather evidence against pedos/zoos

*Give the evidence to the police or the proper authorities. In the event you are unable to do so, post the evidence online so the truth can be spread

*If you were able to give evidence to the police, make sure that they arrest the individual(s) in question.

I am being 100% serious when I say this. You, your friends and loved ones do not need to become victims of pedophiles/zoophiles. Spread the word about these individuals and stay safe.

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Осколки Отчаяния Спрайт и Космо (фотографировала в компуктере, не судите строго)

Cringetober Day 10

Nervous wreck of a bisexual x somewhat well adjusted MLM or WLW my beloved! <3 /(≧∇≦)/

loving

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I luv this ship jdskbgdlvdmuroeqilagrw (✿◠‿◠)

Day 9: Childhood Video Game

There's a lot of games from my childhood that I hold dear to my heart, but none could compare between Mario Party DS and Kirby Superstar Ultra!! <3

The mini games were super fun! My favorites were the ones that gave you coins for stars! My fav board is DK's Stone Statue as you get to have a ton of stars thanks for the ability to get as many stars as you want with some coins!

Kirby is Love, Kirby is Life! I remember the time when there was a blizzard outside, my sisters and I were warm and cozy as the electricity was on. I was on my pink Nintendo DS lite playing this game, more specifically the Dyna Blade game mode.

Good times... -v- ☆彡 ☆彡 ☆彡

Luck Fortune

You are walking along the streets of Winona, Minnesota when your eyes meet a poster. The poster has the following things:

An address, scarlet and gold colored lines on all 4 corners of the poster, and some text that reads;

"Hello there! Are your finances in the gutter, or do you need a little more luck on your side? Well then, you are welcome to join Luck Fortune at the address below! May good fortunes fall upon you."

Curious, you set the GPS on your phone for the address that the poster had. You walk to your destination through some woodlands and over a cobblestone bridge. You finally arrive at your destination, a 3 story victorian style mansion adorned with marble statues of a tall robed creature on the left and right of the house. You walk through the front door where an smiling 30 year old woman with black hair tied in a ponytail greets you at an reception desk.

The mansions' exterior

"Hello there, new arrival," The woman pleasantly spoke in a airy tone, "Welcome to Luck Fortune! My name is Abigail Smith, what is your name?"

This is how most people join the group known as Luck Fortune. Located within the area of Winona, Minnesota, this odd assemblage of people of all genders and backgrounds give offerings to their deity known as Mammon. As far back as the 1879, this group has been spreading the word of Mammon and his fortune to those in unfortunate circumstances of financial troubles.

The leader of Luck Fortune is a man with very pale skin named Elias McCarthy. Legend has it that back in February 15th, 1869, Mammon came to him in a dream claiming to come with fortune and hope of luck if he starts to worship him. Elias accepted the terms and conditions and he has now become the founder and leader of Luck Fortune.

But before we actually get into some of the activities, we should look at the hierarchy in the form of a pyramid like below.

The lowest level within the group are the "New arrivals" (in the purple row). They often get sacrificed to Mammon himself for having poor luck. Or if low on members, the new arrivals will be given a chance to move a level. The "new arrivals" are the only ones who are made to wear the classic satin robes.

Barely above the purple row in the pink row are the regular members. The "regulars", (as the higher ups call them) do most of the hard work (gardening, maintenance, analytics, and holding people down for sacrifices) when the new arrivals aren't able to. However, the difference between the "regulars" and the "new arrivals" are that the "regulars" are able to receive actual benefits from their amulets, such as increased luck and a youthful look, while the new arrivals are only given simplistic necklaces that don't really do anything other than look pretty. The "regulars" wear the same clothes that they normally wear outside of the group as long as the clothes look professional.

Above the pink row are the "Earners". These guys are the ones behind the finances that Mammon gives the entire cult. They are often the ones to ritually stab the unlucky ones who were picked in something called "The Lottery" once every month. "Earners" are the ones who start to wear red bow ties with a single eye in the middle. Not only are the bow ties able to give the wearer immortality, temporary strength, and good luck, but the bow ties are also able to be an extra eye that experiences the wearer's emotions and they can show stock market statistics.

Above the red row are the "Golden". "The Golden" are not often seen within the cult premises, but when they do arrive, they are the wisest people besides the cult leader.

My account turned 1 today!

Thank you to all of my followers for going with me on this journey! I can't wait for more!

A good pedo is a dead pedo

Reblog this post with what pairing/characters you plan to use for OC x Canon Week!!💖

(Ruben's Birthday) March 7th

RubEdd Love Hotel event

Edd: *I heard that everytime you go here, you're supposed to play out the other's fantasy... Ruben's fantasy, no clue what that's like.*

...

Ruben: "Sleep."

Edd: "What-"

Ruben: "You heard me, we get on the bed and we Sleep."

Edd, Thinking: *Oh, so in his fantasy; Ruben wants to sleep. Ok.*

*I had to climb into bed with Ruben.*

*We lay down in it with blankets covering everything except for our chests.*

*Ruben instantly fell asleep...*

*I could only lie awake, not knowing that Ruben's arm was around my waist.*

Edd: "Ah!"

*I yelped as I was dragged closer by Ruben. He wasn't asleep this whole time?*

*I can feel myself blush a lot, as I felt Ruben hug my lower abdomen tightly.*

Ruben: "Edd, from the moment I saw you- I started to have this desire for companionship, to be near you."

Edd: "..."

Ruben: "This desire has consumed me, that is why I want to be close to you."

Edd: "It's ok, Ruben. We can be together."

*We fall asleep, together.*

...

WE STAY WINNING AS FUCKIN ALWAYS

u-uhh h-hello... I'm shy..!! /j

anyways! if you have any, what's your favorite eddsworld ship?? and what do you think about Jon?

I'm glad you asked me this! Well, I have a few. Including TomEdd, TordEdd, Tommatt, Jonuardo, and EddPaul.

Oh and for Jon, He's my favorite character! He's actually tied with Ell because I am an absolute sucker for cute characters.

Thanks!

Lol

If Komaeda likes fingers in his ass, then what does Hajime like? 🤔

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes! I appreciate it!

Thanks @dietcolqz :D ! Shuffle your on repeat playlist and list the first 10 songs that play. Does liked songs on Spotify count? I used the shuffle thingy. Picrew

BLAME IT ON THE KIDS - AViVA

Disney Villains Medley - Peter Hollens, Whitney Avalon

World's Smallest Violin - AJR

アイドル "Idol" - YOASOBI

Candy Store - Jessica Wynn, Alice Lee, Elle McLemore

Clair de Lune from Suite bergamasque C. Debussy - Kaede Akamatsu

You Wouldn't Know (feat. Ellen McLain) - Jonathan Coulton, Ellen Mclain

Unfair - The Neighbourhood

Out of Time - The Weeknd

Insane (Remastered 2021) - Black Gryph0n, Bassik

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG @dragon-of-timeless-blue !!!! i did me irl vs me if i were a beast (picrew)

shuffle your on repeat playlist and list the first 10 songs that play, tag 10 people:

best friend - toybox

why don't u love me? - wasia project

impossible - wasia project

20 cm - TXT

start over! - sakurazaka46

remember when - wasia project

michelin man - nick mono

dance (end of the world) - mxmtoon

my way - siames, barbie williams

HUNTING FOR YOUR DREAM! - galneryus

ill tag @fairywinds @blossyossyossy @gatekeepurr @moonscape @dae-seeme-rollin @arcanacards @duskstars @sepiamestus @toxtricityamped @malewifefirestar no pressure!!

From the last question of this Quiz below.

I have gone on a rabbit hole on Google for Tumblr sexymen. I don't fucking know why William Afton is one of them. He killed children and stuffed them inside robots. And he isn't hot, especially when he becomes Springtrap. Damn those furries for oversexualizing Afton. If they weren't so accepting of people who do that and zoophiles and pedos, the FNAF fandom wouldn't be a dumpster fire. I really do not like Nagito from SDR 2 because he's an stupid bag of dicks. He is also hypocritical; look at chapter 4 of that game if you don't believe me, he hates the classmates he is with being the Remnants of Despair despite the fact that he was a part of it.

A birthday thing

@dietcolqz

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!

You turned 17 years old. So here's Eduardo for being numero uno.

My ask box is open if any of you have any questions

Autism.

reblog if freud would have diagnosed you with female hysteria in the 1800s

Remnants of Despair Designs Part 3

Jack Hause (Der Zirkusdirektor der Verzweiflung)

Patryck Kaminski (War Shock)

Todd Carrlton (The Red Terror)

Remnants of Despair Designs Part 2

Laurel Darling (Juliet)

DIwi Diewald (Romeo)

Larry Lawthorn (Igor)

Bing Bingham (Dr. Frankenstein)

Ruben Goldsmith (The Party Host)

Tord Lockett (The Red Leader)

Remnants of Despair Designs Part 1

Edward Evans (The False Hero)

Eduardo Hernandez (The Anti Hero)

Paul Torres (Fighter Against Hope)

Matt "Matthew" Paris (Medusa of Mirrors)

Tom "Thomas" James (Experiment 005)

Mark Rudmen (Nevermore)

Eddsworld X Danganropa: Remnants of Despair (NOT CANNON. ANOTHER AU)

Here's the characters: Edd, Tom, Matt, Tord, Eduardo, (Jon is dead), Mark, Todd, Laurel, Diwi, Larry, Bing, Paul, Patryck, Jack, and Ruben. Get ready, the part after the keep reading will take a long time to finish!

The apocalypse. How did it happen? Well, in a nutshell; The college gang had despair experiments performed on them, extremely illegal and probably violating the Geneva Convention. Jon was already dead after the events of the End Part 2

Tord; "The Red Leader":

Tord was Paitent Zero. After the events of The End Part 2, he lost all hope and fell to despair once his friends left him. He destroys cities and makes communism legal. He also pirates anime and p*rnos while ruling New Norway.

Eduardo; "The Anti Hero":

Eduardo was thrown into a radioactive tank rather than having the chemicals injected into him. Rather than "save" people, he just outright kills them. He and Edd destroy cities and communities. From laser eyes to super strength; he will destroy every living environment until nothing is left. Sometime's though, he can be seen mourning the loss of his beloved Jon in the graveyard he was burried in.

Paul; "Fighter Against Hope"

Paul, like his fellow soldiers Patryck and Tord, was lobotomized for despair. But he was the only one of the three to truly be under anesthetics during the experiment as Patryck was half-conscious and Tord was fully awake during the whole thing. He and the army he serves travel the globe, conquering countries for the land of New Norway. Just to have his leader Tord rule as a Communist dictator.

Matt; "Medusa of Mirrors":

Put in an mirror maze representing his own flaws, Matt fell into despair the quickest out of the group. Matt has become an even more of a narcissist than he already was. He learned how to use micro-bots to manipulate the reflections on reflective surfaces in order to show despair inducing images. Anything from him committing a brutal genocide to any onlookers' own flaws right in front of them. Legend has it that if you look directly into his eyes, you will become paralyzed with terror.

Tom; "Experiment 005":

Tom was forced to take a slightly more monstrous appearance via controlled shocks and cutting into his skin. Thus, Tom's horns started to show, he grew taller, and his mouth was now lined with sharp teeth. He still runs a bar, but it's more popular in underground anarchist culture . The bar is named The Ravaged Rager. The Ravaged Rager is infamous for the amount of murders that have occurred and its raves that end with broken legs and blood. When Tom's bar isn't open, he can be found walking the alleyways, looking for his next murder victim.

Mark; "Nevermore":

Mark was kept in the attic of the research facility, where he was fed through a door slit with the bare minimum of food on his plate. Slowly and painfully, Mark fell into despair under the guise of writing better stories through tragedy and hardship. Now Mark mostly hides in the shadows, writing novels filled to the brim with dark themes and crushed morals. If you read his books, then you will fall into despair and tears due to bad endings.

Laurel; "Juliet":

Laurel and Diwi were experimented on at the same time. During their experiments, they were both forced to endure a series of bright lights flashing in their eyes while dancing on a spinning carousel reciting Romeo and Juliet. She, Diwi, and Bing work together to create stage plays and movies that hypnotize the viewers into doing heinous actions for despair. Sometimes, they perform skits for Jack Hause's circus in order for the patrons to fall into deeper despair.

Diwi; "Romeo":

Same as Laurel when he was experimented on. Laurel, Bing, and him make stage plays and movies. He is still an idiot.

Larry; "Igor":

Larry was put in a small confinement where low and high frequencies were played 24/7 from an amplifier. As the Ultimate Assistant, Larry naturally helped his fellow Remnants of Despair with murder and committing atrocities.

Bing; "Dr. Frankenstein":

Subjugated to waterboarding with a dirty cloth, Bing fell into despair. He makes evil clones of Jon, the Ultimate psychic, for an army of clairvoyance. As a result, Eduardo keeps his distance from Bing at all times. Bing still makes movies to induce despair.

Ruben Goldsmith; "The Party Host":

The research team forced him and his possessed self into being repeatedly buried alive. Ruben now travels the globe searching for weary tortured souls desperate for shelter. He sets up these wonderfully (rich people stuff) decorated places, some people come in. He puts up a welcoming front to them, the people huddle at the fireplace, he gives them poisoned wine, they tend to die. If they somehow do not die from the poison, then when they are asleep, Ruben sneaks into the room they are sleeping in, and slits their throats. Once a month, Ruben will be at Jack Hause's circus as the announcer over the speakers, causing the patrons to easily fall into despair.

Edd; "The False Hero":

Edd had radioactive chemicals injected into his blood like a twisted version of Spider-man. Now he "saves" people from burning cities, only to drown them in the ocean. Or if someone is drowning, then he will chuck them into a burning building. Edd, like Eduardo, also destroys every place that a person lives in his path.

Jack Hause; "Rädelsführer/Ringleader":

Jack was constantly put in impalement arts where they was a target for knives. They eventually fell into despair, but it wasn't easy. They run a traveling circus that has risk taking acts such as tigers jumping through rings of fire into the crowd. Their circus acts are so mesmerizing that you would fall into despair without realizing. Sometimes, Diwi, Laurel, and Ruben join in for more despair inducing acts.

Patryck; "War Shock":

Patryck like his comrades was lobotomized, he was half conscious during the whole thing. He often flies planes that drop bombs onto cities and pilots giant death robots. When he isn't conquering countries for New Norway, he breaks into people's homes for gold and other valuable items.

Todd; "The Red Terror":

Todd was put through musical torture with poorly played instruments in a dark room. Todd is already a war criminal, so the whole world is already pretty fucked. He will also destroy cities, contaminate water supplies, and assassinate government officials. (Like Tord)

Ruben Goldsmith

I love lesbians so much.

Blease,,, bless us with,, some gal pals,, pelase

just gal pals,, doing gal pals things,,

makes a fucked up and evil ravioli chart to harm my friends

I think we all agree that Cheddar should be protected no mater what.

CHEDDAR THE DOG + memes | in · sp

"Lucas challenges Nagito to a "Hope vs. Reality" debate, only to swiftly end the argument with a resounding bitch slap." ideagenerator.ai