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(Ruben's Birthday) March 7th

RubEdd Love Hotel event

Edd: *I heard that everytime you go here, you're supposed to play out the other's fantasy... Ruben's fantasy, no clue what that's like.*

...

Ruben: "Sleep."

Edd: "What-"

Ruben: "You heard me, we get on the bed and we Sleep."

Edd, Thinking: *Oh, so in his fantasy; Ruben wants to sleep. Ok.*

*I had to climb into bed with Ruben.*

*We lay down in it with blankets covering everything except for our chests.*

*Ruben instantly fell asleep...*

*I could only lie awake, not knowing that Ruben's arm was around my waist.*

Edd: "Ah!"

*I yelped as I was dragged closer by Ruben. He wasn't asleep this whole time?*

*I can feel myself blush a lot, as I felt Ruben hug my lower abdomen tightly.*

Ruben: "Edd, from the moment I saw you- I started to have this desire for companionship, to be near you."

Edd: "..."

Ruben: "This desire has consumed me, that is why I want to be close to you."

Edd: "It's ok, Ruben. We can be together."

*We fall asleep, together.*

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"Mary..." Made by @dietcolqz

"Fan... Destroyed..."

"Mary. Please forgive me for my sins..."

Lover's Afterlife Reunion

"Mary? Is that really you?"

"Indeed, Ruben..."

"I don't know if you could forgive me for all of the bad things I've-"

"Shhh, it's all okay. Just rest with me."

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I just don't like him.

Ruben Goldsmith

The BLU Spy and Engineer are married, your honor. They told me themselves.

A short sneak peek at the next Lil' Pootis Episode!

Eddsworld X Danganropa Executions

Lucas "Ruben" Goldsmith has been found guilty.

TIME FOR HIS PUNISHMENT

("Ruben" looks around him as the spotlight flashes on him while the neighbours look on in horror and disgust.)

(The chain clamps onto Ruben's neck and he is dragged to his punishment.)

Reunion of Red (Ultimate Connoisseur. Lucas "Ruben" Goldsmith's execution: Executed) Chapter 1

Within the cult's circle, Ruben is clamped down as a demon begins to appear. The demon picks up Ruben by the bow tie and throws him into an oven set to high. As Ruben starts to get dizzy from the heat and his burn injuries, he ''sees'' Mary Harding. He crawls over to her in an attempt to hug her, but she pushes him away in a gesture that say's, "You are not Ruben". Lucas breaths his final breath as his flesh turns charcoal black. The oven chimes as Ruben's burnt corpse falls out with a side of ''Mary Harding'' (actually a cleverly built pile of vegetables.)

The song playing throughout the execution is ラブカ？ (Love ka?) by HiiragiKirai and Ado

Patryck Albert has been guilty.

TIME FOR HIS PUNISHMENT

Fight or Flight (Ultimate Pilot. Patryck Albert's Execution: Executed)

Patryck Albert is in a military mission with a group of Monokuma soldiers. The objective is to survive the battle for 10 minutes. Within the ten minutes, Patryck has his left leg blown off by a landmine, a gunshot to the right eye, and a tank to the stomach. Patryck is able to survive all of that. The 10 minutes are done. As a result, a plane crashes into Patryck, thus finally killing him.

The song playing throughout the execution is 21 Guns by Green Day.

Todd Vasilyev has been found guilty.

TIME FOR HIS PUNISHMENT

Todd's Tank Lesson (Ultimate Russian Historian. Todd Vasilyev's Execution: Executed) Chapter 3

Todd in a WW1 Russian uniform is thrown into a Russian Tsar Tank.

Todd in a WW1 Russian uniform is thrown into a Russian Tsar Tank.

The tank run by puppets runs into enemy fire, where Todd tries to command the army shouting "Go left!" and, "All missiles fire!" But the tank rolls into a swamp area, where the wheels become stuck and sink into the muck below. An Monokuma throws a hand grenade into an hole in the thank where the entire tank explodes.

The song playing throughout the execution is Преображенский марш (Preobrazhensky March)

Matt Haergraves has been found guilty.

TIME FOR HIS PUNISHMENT

Mirror, Mirror (Ultimate Silverer. Matt Haergraves' Execution: Executed) Chapter 4

Matt is in a room of mirrors, he sees more beautiful versions of himself until he gets to a mirror that looks like this.

Matt walks up to the mirror and sees just his regular old self. But little does Matt know, the mirror version of him is carrying a shard of glass. The clone leaps out of the mirror and stabs Matt to death.

The song playing throughout the execution is Candle Queen by Ghost and Pals.

Thomas Bingbong has been found guilty.

TIME FOR HIS PUNISHMENT

Lights, Camera, Action! (Ultimate Set Designer. Thomas Bingbong's Execution: Executed) Chapter 5

Thomas BB is at a studio where he has to make the greatest movie of all time before the 3 minute timer runs out. The only things he has are a group of Monokuma actors, a small set of a destroyed city, a camera, and some monkeys. He can't make the movie in time so when the timer runs out, he is completely blinded by the lights, the camera explodes causing damage to his arms, and the stitched together monkey monster tears him to bloody pieces.

The song playing throughout the execution is The Blue Wraith from I Monster.

Larry and Christopher has been found guilty.

CONGRATS! TIME FOR THEIR PUNISHMENTS!

(As Larry and Christopher hug each other smiling, the stage unveils a ballroom with cogs and pipes galore)

The Finale is Here! (Ultimate Assistant and Ultimate Director. Larry Thompson's and Christopher Bingbong's Execution: EXECUTED!)

Larry and Christopher are seen in a ballroom dancing away as the room fills up with water. They drop through a hole in the center of the room as they kiss, landing onto a movie set gently. Both of their legs break as they audibly scream at a giant stitched up monkey monster slowly crawling out of the celling. Larry and Christopher brace themselves as the monster slowly tears them both limb from limb.

The music playing throughout the execution is Lights Out by Mindless Self Indulgence.

From the last question of this Quiz below.

I have gone on a rabbit hole on Google for Tumblr sexymen. I don't fucking know why William Afton is one of them. He killed children and stuffed them inside robots. And he isn't hot, especially when he becomes Springtrap. Damn those furries for oversexualizing Afton. If they weren't so accepting of people who do that and zoophiles and pedos, the FNAF fandom wouldn't be a dumpster fire. I really do not like Nagito from SDR 2 because he's an stupid bag of dicks. He is also hypocritical; look at chapter 4 of that game if you don't believe me, he hates the classmates he is with being the Remnants of Despair despite the fact that he was a part of it.

OC Question! Answering for Jack Hause! Part 2 Original post by https://leifandthorn.com/tag/ask-meme/

21.) Do they have any personal insecurities?

Answer: Jack has two. Jack is afraid that one day their sisters could die. Jack is a social butterfly, so when they are alone for long periods of time, then Jack would eventually lose their sanity. Jack does not want their sanity lost.

22.) What is their highest physical stat and their highest non-physical stat?

Answer: Jack's highest Physical Stat; Strength (They can actually carry 2 tons)

Jack's highest non-physical stat: Charisma

23.) How would they react to finding out that someone lied to them, even if it was for their own safety?

Answer: Jack would be a stuttering wreck, they could only speak in German as they would pace around.

24.) Do they prefer cold weather or warm weather?

Answer: Jack was forced to work in cold weather. So Jack prefers warm weather.

25.) How easy is it for them to say "I love you"?

Answer: It is very easy for Jack to say that. Like, they could be next to someone and suddenly blurt out that sentence unironically.

26.) How easy is it for them to tell someone about their worries?

Answer: Most of the time, Jack would hide his worries. But if they were with a drinking buddy/best friend, Jack would spill their worries out.

27.) Have they ever witnessed someone die?

Answer: Jack and their sisters were able to escape the burning circus tent alongside some patrons and their dad. Jack still remembers the screeches of Linda Hause as her flesh burned away.

28.) Are they ticklish?

Answer: Jack is very ticklish.

29.) How high/low is their pain tolerance?

Answer: Same as an average human.

30.) Is there something that they secretly wish to do but are too scared?

Answer: Jack wishes to spit on their mother's grave. However, every time they attempt to do something like that, they leave at the last second.

31.) Are they a messy eater or a neat eater?

Answer: Jack is a somewhat messy eater.

32.) What moment of their life did they feel the most unloved?

Answer: When their mother Linda Hause was still alive. Because she was distant at best and ruthlessly abusive at worse to them and their two sisters.

33.) What moment of their life made them feel most loved?

Answer: When their dad Emil Hause was taking care of them and their sisters. Their father was better at parenting, especially with therapy.

34.) Which senses would they hate to lose the most: vision, hearing, smell, taste, or touch?

Answer: Vision, because they wouldn't be able to see the people they love.

35.) Are they good at small talk?

Answer: Somewhat.

36.) If they could ask any one question and get the absolute truth, who and what would they ask?

Answer: They would ask a director if they could put them into their movie as an extra or maybe a side character.

37.) If they had the chance, would they prefer to travel to the past or the future?

Answer: Jack would travel to the future to see if they have a cure for paralysis.

38.) Who had the biggest impact in their life, both positive and negative?

Answer: Their mother Linda Hause negatively. She abused them for performances. Their father Emil Hause positively for obvious reasons.

39.) Would they rather live life always surrounded by people, or always alone?

Answer: Jack would rather live life always surrounded by people because they want to entertain people.

40.) Is there anyone or anything that immediately instills fear in them?

Answer: Linda Hause and elephants.

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I'm just so damn tired of everything.