"Wait, Wait, So You're Telling Me..." *Joe Leans Into The Mic* "that Magical Girls Are Real?"

"Wait, Wait, So You're Telling Me..." *Joe Leans Into The Mic* "that Magical Girls Are Real?"

"Wait, wait, so you're telling me..." *Joe leans into the mic* "that magical girls are real?"

"Well, Joe, I was using a metaphor, like, emphasizing the difference between the online and real-world selves, but honestly, from the happiness brought from logging in and posting, magical girls may as well be real—"

*puts his hands up in surprise* "Oh my god. So they are real. I thought it was all just some anime nonsense. Jamie, Google this right now. Google magical girl sightings nearby. Maybe we can get an interview. And you were saying earlier, some of these girls explode?"

"That's where the whole subculture comes from, Joe. Like a landmine, if you get too close to one, they'll explode, but that's more of an emotional—"

"CHRIST. Is that even legal? How can they DO that? I want to know, like, the science behind it." *leans in closer* "Do you know what makes the explosions? Jamie, google some explosion gifs right now. Yeah, pull that up. I wonder how strong those are. Like, something like that could probably kill a silverback gorilla."

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2 weeks ago
Walking About In Nature Really Helps Relax My Mind. This Trail In Particular Felt So Beautiful, The Rustling
Walking About In Nature Really Helps Relax My Mind. This Trail In Particular Felt So Beautiful, The Rustling
Walking About In Nature Really Helps Relax My Mind. This Trail In Particular Felt So Beautiful, The Rustling

Walking about in nature really helps relax my mind. This trail in particular felt so beautiful, the rustling leaves and birdsong almost convincing me that I was about to meet totoro himself.

If only soft magical creatures like that existed in real life... I'd never go home!!


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1 month ago

I don't remember if I already sent you one so erm

I Don't Remember If I Already Sent You One So Erm

I Don't Remember If I Already Sent You One So Erm
I Don't Remember If I Already Sent You One So Erm

AHHH!!!

W-wh-when did it become popular to fish slap your mutuals..?!?!!??!


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3 months ago
Lunch At A Viet Café With My Friend Ellaine! It Was Our First Time Meeting In Person, But We Talked
Lunch At A Viet Café With My Friend Ellaine! It Was Our First Time Meeting In Person, But We Talked
Lunch At A Viet Café With My Friend Ellaine! It Was Our First Time Meeting In Person, But We Talked

Lunch at a Viet café with my friend Ellaine! It was our first time meeting in person, but we talked for hours while playing UNO. She's so fun, it feels like we could really talk about any topic forever!

Can't wait for next time. (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠`⁠)⁠。⁠*゚⁠+


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2 years ago

Nvm it didn't fit in the car so it's coming next week TT

I'm really done with my broken bed though so I'm thinking of just moving it out and getting the little mattress/futon

Results?!

Starting to see some changes in daily life once I decided to finally crack down and improve whatever feckless dance around life I was trying to do.

Finally getting a new bed for the first time in my life, I'm giddy with excitement since I no longer have to have a broken, splintering woodframe that catches on my hair and makes me want to cut it off. Big win!!

Time to happy clean I guess, today is good :)

<3 Caramel

3 years ago

:)

Awhhh hello <3 :)

You keep me going!

2 years ago

yukiko is so cute wouldn't you agree?

Yukiko Is So Cute Wouldn't You Agree?

maybe a little

3 years ago

Small town syndrome in a big, big, city?

My grandma dropped something off for me to eat, she kept asking me questions about my sister. Everyone's proud of my sister- and for good reason, I guess. She always wears nice clothes, keeps all her grades in the 98s or so, and wins a ton of RG competitions.

It feels even worse eating fast food now, thinking of what I could have been. What an extraordinary family, with such a failure slapped into it. I need an escape from this life, I think.

It feels a lot like the 'small town syndrome' that people who live far from big cities and stores get, the feeling of "I need to get out of here".

Thank goodness it's spring break, though- now I have time to clean myself up from all this garbage I've surrounded myself with.

I really hope I can- I'll pack together all the motivation and energy I have left into this one project.

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