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REBLOG IF YOU AGREEEE!🙌😏
i don’t know how to find the equation but the least i could do was trace it on a graph
You may have heard about the efforts in Europe to reform copyright law. The debate has been ongoing in the European Parliament for months. If approved next week, these new regulations would require us to automatically filter and block content that you upload without meaningful consideration of your right to free expression.
We respect the copyrights and trademarks of others, and we take all reports seriously to ensure that your creative expression is protected. We make this clear in our Community Guidelines. There’s already a legal framework that works and is fair: Today we take down posts and media that contain allegedly infringing content when we receive a valid DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) takedown request. We also provide clear-cut ways for people to fight back if they believe their removed content was not a true violation. These instances are monitored and reported and live in our biannual transparency report.
The suggestion to use automated filters for issues of copyright is short-sighted at best and harmful at worst. Automated filters are unable to determine whether a use should be considered “fair use” under the law and are unable to determine whether a use is authorized by a license agreement. They are unable to distinguish legitimate parody, satire, or even your own personal pictures that could be matched with similar photographs that have been protected by someone else. We don’t believe that technology should replace human judgment. Tumblr is and always has been a place for creative expression, and these new regulations would only make it harder for you to express yourself with the freedom and clarity you do so now.
If you access Tumblr from Europe and want to act, you can find more information on saveyourinternet.eu.
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Cold As Ice Masterlist - Elijah Mikaelson x Reader
Cold as Ice
As the owner of the New Orleans Vamps, the most popular hockey team in the NHL, Elijah Mikaelson is used to getting everything he wants.
But when he sets his sights on Y/N Y/L/N, the passionate journalist he has hired to represent the team, he realizes that it takes more than money and power to obtain true happiness.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3 (coming 10/31)
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Senior Year was supposed to be everything she had ever dreamed.
She was supposed to be a Gilbert, a daughter, and a sister. She was supposed to be Captain of the drill dance team, even if the Mystic Timber Wolfettes was a cheesy name. She was supposed to have gained the love of a Salvatore, one who had promised to protect her, no matter what came. Until she took the plunge and could protect herself, that is. Though probably, still yet, even then.
She thought her final year was going to be the best that it could be, given the fact that she honestly couldn’t remember a time when things had been normal, not anymore.
She was wrong.
One harrowing ultimatum and a heartwrenching betrayal later, everything that was supposed to have been true, is no more. Instead, she finds herself a bloody mess, deep in the wood, and utterly alone. With one move, fate has been set in motion, and nothing that she knew will ever be the same again. Of course, living in a town dubbed Mystic Falls, what more could she really expect?
“Everything in the world is about sex, except sex. Sex is about power.” -Oscar Wilde
Fandom: The Vampire Diaries/The Originals
Pairing: Damon Salvatore x OC (Past), Niklaus Mikaelson x OC (Current), Kol Mikaelson x OC (Current), Elijah Mikaelson x OC (Current), Mikaelson Brothers (Triad) x OC (Possibly)
*The OC will have distinctive relationships with each of the Mikaelson Brothers listed above. The reason why will become apparent as you read. I am still yet undecided on the final, endgame pairing.
Warnings: Non-Canon/Crossover Elements (Possibly), Language/Cursing, Adult Themes/Situations, Fighting/Violence/Murder, Slight Gore/Blood, Mythological Themes, Ritualistic/Sacrificial Themes, Supernatural Creatures/Beings, Folklore/Lore, Character Death (Minor, Possible Major), Emotional Stress/Anxiety/Trauma, Possible Mentions of Depression/Angst, Physical Trauma, Major Fluff!, Drinking/Possible Drug Usage (Please Party Responsibly!), Polyamorous Elements, Smut/Sexual Themes and Situations (Seriously)
*Individual Trigger Warnings/NSFW Warnings will be noted on each chapter.
This is a previously posted work of fiction that I first began on FanFiction(Net). I’ll be editing and posting what I started with there, first, before continuing it. If you recognize the story and have concerns, please send me a message!
Prologue [Coming Soon, November 2nd]
Part One [Coming Soon, November 9th]
Part Two [Coming Soon, November 16th]
Part Three [Coming Soon, November 23rd]
*Release Dates are subject to change, either because of prior engagements or my inability to make you guys wait!
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Send me an ask or comment down below if you want to be tagged in future parts :)
Me during the day: ughhh i want to sleep so baddd take me homeee i’m so tiredd
Me when i’m supposed to fall asleep: i’m going to read 538484829 fanfics because i can’t sleep !!!!!!1!1
JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.
FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.
MARCH BABY
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.
APRIL BABY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
MAY BABY
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.
JUNE BABY
You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
JULY BABY
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
AUGUST BABY
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
SEPTEMBER BABY
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.
OCTOBER BABY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
NOVEMBER BABY
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.
DECEMBER BABY
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.
Peter: [Playing a video game.]
Bucky: Oooo what’s that?
Sam: Fortnite, you’d suck at it
Bucky thinning his eyes at Sam: What makes you say that?
Sam: Because you suck at fighting in real life
Bucky: I could kick your ass in seconds
Sam thinning his eyes: Give him a controller Peter
Peter: ʷᵃᶦᵗ ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ⁻
Sam: Hand it over. [Holds up his phone to record.]
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Bucky throwing the controller into a wall: THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THIS GAME IS FULL OF SHIT. IF THEY GAVE ME MY KNIFE I WOULD’VE FUCKED THOSE SONS OF BITCHES UP! [Storms off]
Sam: [Cackles on the side watching Bucky’s character die instantly on repeat.]
Peter: [Playing a video game.]
Bucky: Oooo what’s that?
Sam: Fortnite, you’d suck at it
Bucky thinning his eyes at Sam: What makes you say that?
Sam: Because you suck at fighting in real life
Bucky: I could kick your ass in seconds
Sam thinning his eyes: Give him a controller Peter
Peter: ʷᵃᶦᵗ ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ⁻
Sam: Hand it over. [Holds up his phone to record.]
————
Bucky throwing the controller into a wall: THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THIS GAME IS FULL OF SHIT. IF THEY GAVE ME MY KNIFE I WOULD’VE FUCKED THOSE SONS OF BITCHES UP! [Storms off]
Sam: [Cackles on the side watching Bucky’s character die instantly on repeat.]
reblog to get a perfect 1600 on your SATs
Tony: You want me to talk to Barnes? I don’t know, Rhodey…
Rhodey: Psh, sorry. I just thought he was really into you.
Tony: He is. He’s obsessed with me. I’m all, “what do you want for dinner?” and he’s like, “Tony, I’m obsessed with you.”
Rhodey: …Uh-huh.
How Many Shows Do You Guys Watch on Netflix?
( It’s for a math project , so please help out!
1. Say, “I don’t feel so good.”
2. Run into burning buildings.
3. Go to space.
4. Hack the spider suit.
5. Eat Wong’s sandwich.
6. Add protocols to the AI.
7. Leave Legos on the floor.
8. Swing from the chandelier while singing, Chandelier. AT ALL.
9. Make references from the movie, Alien.
10. Ask F.R.I.D.A.Y to play, Despacito.
11. Claim to have done something for, “the vine.”
12. Play dodgeball with the Cloak at Stephen’s house, at Tony’s house, ANYWHERE, EVER.
13. Go in the lab unsupervised.
14. Have “bug battles” with Nat and Scott.
15. Walk on the ceiling with shoes on.
16. Sing, Mad World for dramatic effect.
17. Say, “Wizard Dad.” (Dr. Dad is acceptable.)
18. Open doors without knocking.
19. Steal the Cloak and claim to be the Spider Supreme.
20. Stuff DUM-E with confetti.
The Holy Trinity of geniuses wearing the Purple Shirt of Sexiness
Harry Potter Series [4/8] ≡ Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire “Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory.”
“lara jean, everyone was so impressed by your presentation in lit, but especially me. i love having a smarty pants fake girlfriend.” “it’s so cool how we can talk to each other about real stuff.” “you looked so pretty today.”
I’m screeching
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Steve: I think you and Tony don’t really match. And the fact that you know each other not much at all proves that it is just an affection.
Stephen: God, can’t find it…
Steve: Find what?
Stephen: Where I asked for your fucking opinion.
Here I present to you, the greatest meme of all time. 😂😂 Credits: Nicole Angeles
I’m so weak 😂😂😂😂
Tom confirming that scene was improvised
idc that you said the same thing 3 times U STILL DESERVE AN OSCAR FOR IT
Yes! Cards Against Muggles has become a reality for every Harry Potter fan living on the planet. And, yes the card game is based on Cards Aginst Humanity. So all the same rules apply and even the wicked obscenities will be present.
The game is strictly for Potter fans over 18.
PROFESSOR SCAMANDER AND THE SLYTHERIN PREFECT
CHAPTER 1 - LIBRARY DUTIES CHAPTER 2 - BORROWING BOOKS AND SECRET LOOKS CHAPTER 3 - DRAGON TONGUE CHAPTER 4 - BLACK TENDRILS CHAPTER 5 - A RARE CREATURE, AN INDECISIVE HEART CHAPTER 6 - ABOVE AVERAGE CHAPTER 7 - PICTURE-PERFECT PREFECT CHAPTER 8 - JEALOUSY INDUCED CHAPTER 9 - POLARIZED (PUBLISH DATE: TODAY) CHAPTER 10 - ANTI-VENOM (PUBLISH DATE: 2 OCT) CHAPTER 11 - ERASED (PUBLISH DATE: 9 OCT) CHAPTER 12 - BRAVE NEW WORLD (PUBLISH DATE: 16 OCT) LAST CHAPTER