Peter: [Playing a video game.]
Bucky: Oooo what’s that?
Sam: Fortnite, you’d suck at it
Bucky thinning his eyes at Sam: What makes you say that?
Sam: Because you suck at fighting in real life
Bucky: I could kick your ass in seconds
Sam thinning his eyes: Give him a controller Peter
Peter: ʷᵃᶦᵗ ᵇᵘᵗ ᴵ⁻
Sam: Hand it over. [Holds up his phone to record.]
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Bucky throwing the controller into a wall: THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. THIS GAME IS FULL OF SHIT. IF THEY GAVE ME MY KNIFE I WOULD’VE FUCKED THOSE SONS OF BITCHES UP! [Storms off]
Sam: [Cackles on the side watching Bucky’s character die instantly on repeat.]
So perfect I sound like a creeper gosh
PROFESSOR SCAMANDER AND THE SLYTHERIN PREFECT
CHAPTER 1 - LIBRARY DUTIES CHAPTER 2 - BORROWING BOOKS AND SECRET LOOKS CHAPTER 3 - DRAGON TONGUE CHAPTER 4 - BLACK TENDRILS CHAPTER 5 - A RARE CREATURE, AN INDECISIVE HEART CHAPTER 6 - ABOVE AVERAGE CHAPTER 7 - PICTURE-PERFECT PREFECT CHAPTER 8 - JEALOUSY INDUCED CHAPTER 9 - POLARIZED (PUBLISH DATE: TODAY) CHAPTER 10 - ANTI-VENOM (PUBLISH DATE: 2 OCT) CHAPTER 11 - ERASED (PUBLISH DATE: 9 OCT) CHAPTER 12 - BRAVE NEW WORLD (PUBLISH DATE: 16 OCT) LAST CHAPTER
The Holy Trinity of geniuses wearing the Purple Shirt of Sexiness
Why doses the 5sos Sounds Good Feels Good Album kill me !!!
Holy smoked sausages
Summary: Ashton is feeling a little cocky after a successful band practice.
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Rating: R
Word Count: 2,331
Song: A Little Death//The Neighbourhood
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He is so adorable #louisisaborable
How Many Shows Do You Guys Watch on Netflix?
( It’s for a math project , so please help out!