Bro No I Swear Im Not A Masochist I Just Fucked Up My Parry Timing. I Just Fucked Up My Parry Timing

my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

the thing I hate about autism becoming somewhat of an "Everyman disorder" (basically means that it's so common that almost everyone is a lil autistic) is that people genuinely downplay the severity of autistic behaviors especially when it comes to overstimulation, trauma, AND information processing.

for fucks sake it's a developmental DISORDER that will effect your behavior and how you cope with things. yes it's quirky and will sometimes make you obsess over Legos or whatever but also sometimes it will limit your ability to physically speak soooooo.

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just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big