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Welcome to the Obscure Supervillain Showdown!
In this poll we put the silliest and most obscure supervillains against each other to determine who comes out on top.
If you think they’re underrated, or you just find their incredibly niche gimmick hilarious, this is where you can submit your favorite supervillains that deserve more love.
Submissions are currently open, but the cutoff date for submitting has yet to be determined.
What can I submit?
-A supervillain from almost any piece of media. Comic book supervillains are preferred. (DC/Marvel)
-Make it silly! The more goofy they are, the better.
-No serious NSFW. This gets a bit complicated because there are some supervillains that are slightly NSFW in a silly/goofy way. These kinds of supervillains are, for the most part, okay. But don’t submit anything that would make people feel uncomfortable.
-This character should generally not be known by people not in the comic book/superhero fandom.
Thats all! Have fun submitting your supervillains, and get ready for the upcoming competition!
Tagging relevant polls:
@twofacesexymancompetition
@jokersexymancompetition
@bat-villain-story-showdown
You know what fuck it
We need more goofy anti villains
And I don't mean bad guy who pretends to be a hero to destroy the world shit
I mean this type shit
Like:
Villan: How the FUCK! do you expect me to terrorize and destroy this city if it's already being terrorized and destroyed by shit like poverty and climate change! and that stupid ridiculously good looking imbecile that keeps flying through the buildings or throwing cars and destroying my evil plans!!!!
Villan: and there's all these homeless people!! How am I supposed to destroy their homes and ruin their lives if they don't have homes and their lives are already ruined!? And you keep cutting down the trees I was going to use to make evil tree robots!! And it is so fucking hot I can hardly focus on developing my next malevolent plan!!
Villan: this is all ridiculous!! *Pull out huge fucking extra cool si fi gun from coat pocket and points it at City mayor* either you fix it or I'll BLOW YOU TO NOTHING BUT MOLECULES!!!!
OR! I'll fix it myself.
Idk I might have more later but this just seems like such a funny but cool idea to me, got inspired by Megamind.
How to kiss someone on Villaintine's Day!
Featuring Villain and Hero! (based on that one joke)
Villain: How to kiss someone
Villain: Grab their waist
Villain: Slip your hand into their pocket
Villain: Steal their wallet
Villain: Don't even kiss them
Villain: Just run
Hero: Villain, NO.
Villain: What? Is that not how you kiss?
Villain: Aww, guess I'm out of practice
Villain: Hero, will you help me practice my kissing? 😇
Villain: Is there another way?
Villain: Why don't you show me, Hero? 😇
Villain: Or don’t you know how to kiss?
“You know what? Sure.” Hero was so done with Villain's shenanigans. They just wanted a nap and this seemed like a good enough way to shut them up for good.
“Wha—”
Before Villain could say another word, Hero had cupped their face in their hands. Looking over their shoulder, they called out to the sidekicks, “Take notes 'cause I’ll only do this once.” Villain was getting redder by the second, but Hero didn't seem to notice, or they didn't care.
“I-I—”
Hero completely ignored Villain’s stuttering, they were just struggling to stay awake right now. “So. You put your hands on their cheeks, gently.” They loosened their grip. “A good way to know is to imagine you're rubbing their tears with your thumbs. Well, ideally there won’t be any tears but the soft touch is still appreciated." Hero gently wiped away imaginary tears from Villain’s face, unaware that Villain had stopped breathing.
“Now, hm,” Hero got on their tiptoes, “Hm, sorry, Villain. Guess you're a bit too tall for me.” They turned to the sidekicks. “Hey, Villain Sidekick, can you come here? I think your height would do better.” Villain Sidekick didn’t even get a chance to blush before Villain abruptly dropped to their knees. Hero turned around. “Huh. Guess that’ll do. Thanks, V.”
They leaned down nonchalantly, all while Villain’s heart was pounding. Their face felt so hot, and they just knew that Hero could feel it with their hands still calmly holding their face.
“So, you’ve got your hands gently holding their face. You wipe their tears or just caress their face, again, gently. Then, watch. Villain, you too,” Hero kissed Villain’s forehead ever so softly. “This is how you kiss”, then their left cheek, “and this is how you kiss,” before bringing their lips ever so close to Villain’s own, “and... let me tell you a secret,” they whispered, their mouth curving into a smile, lips hovering right over Villain's. “I... I... I don’t know how to kiss either,” they said with a smirk, following it with a quick peck on Villain’s right cheek before immediately dropping their hands.
Oh, the look on Villain's face... thankfully, the sidekicks had their phone cameras on and were excellent note takers.
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This is so silly, I don't even know
Scheduled this on 21st August 2022 for 14th Feb 2023 while talking to @world-of-fire-and-flight about it here
Me using romance tropes I don't like to make the (non) romance trope I do like -- which is no romance! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! 😈
Villain is Spiderman in this lol:
Snippet #10
Villain kicked Hero under the table earning a muffled gasp. Hero returned with a sharp glare, grabbing Villain's arm harshly and leaning close to their ear.
"Look, I know it's not ideal but we have to keep this under wraps until after lunch. Will one lunch really kill you?!" Hero whispered.
"I'm sorry, what part of 'our grandmother's are now best friends' do you think I'd enjoy?"
"Hey, I wasn't the one to show my Nona the Facebook Knitting group."
"Meemaw was lonely and needed friends. I just wish your Nona didn't come with lame baggage. I think you're jealous that your Nona likes me more than you" Villain defended.
Nona and Meemaw then returned to the table, laughing about something or rather. Nona then reached into her bag and gave Villain a handful of chocolate candies.
"You're such a good grandchild Villain, I hope my Hero here hasn't been too mean to you while we were gone." Nona affectionately patted Villain on the head.
As she turned to continue her conversation with Meemaw Villain unwrapped a candy and popped it in their mouth.
Although the candy was very stale, the look on Hero's face was worth every crunchy bite.
angsty and dark prompts.
villains, antiheroes, vigilantes, enemies to lovers, rivals to lovers, doomed lovers.
❛ Listen here, you motherfucker, stop being so selfish. ❜
❛ I might have accidentally let the darkness eat the light. ❜
❛ If I were you, I wouldn’t love me neither. ❜
❛ It never really mattered, so it never really happened. ❜
❛ I’m not who I want to be. ❜
❛ One day you’ll understand why I pushed you away. ❜
❛ Nobody really cared, so it never really mattered. ❜
❛ I want it, and it’s killing my black soul. ❜
❛ I wish that I could stop. ❜
❛ I don’t even care about you. ❜
❛ Do you have enough love in your heart to go and get your hands dirty? ❜
❛ I was born with a target on my head. ❜
❛ I’ve been feeling self destructive, but I love it. ❜
❛ My head is my own hell. ❜
❛ I know how people like you end up. ❜
❛ I’m incapable of being how you want me. ❜
❛ Shut up and read my lips: I don’t give a fuck. ❜
❛ I want everything and nothing at all. ❜
❛ You’re just a lost cause. ❜
❛ You don’t know what’s in my head. ❜
❛ This conversation makes me want to choke. ❜
❛ We might not make it till the morning, so go on and tell me now. ❜
❛ I do what I want. ❜
❛ Have you ever thought that you don’t know it all? ❜
❛ I’d like to beat you up. ❜
❛ The past keeps haunting the future I imagine. ❜
❛ I want money and power. ❜
❛ What are you gonna do with me? ❜
❛ My black heart is to blame. ❜
❛ Call me selfish. ❜
❛ I will not apologize when I’m at my happiest! ❜
from many songs of MISSIO and grandson
Thought #240
Villain punched at Hero, who dodged it gracefully.
Hero ran away from them and froze. "He did not just do that to you." They yelled.
Villain looked at them confused. "Who-"
"No." They yelled, throwing up their hands. "What a bastard."
Villain walked up to them. "Are you talking about me?"
Hero waved them off. "Girl, get out of that relationship. He doesn't deserve you."
They threw up their hands again. "I have some stupid thing right now, but I will be over after this."
Villain pointed to themselves. Hero nodded and waved them off.
"You better have broken up with him by the time I get there." Hero nodded. "Yes, I'll grab ice cream."
Hero said goodbye and turned to Villain. "Can we hurry this up. I've got a friend in crisis."
"What did he do to her?"
Hero rolled their eyes. "He cheated. Multiple times."
"Oh hell no. Let's go help her out of this relationship. You get the ice cream. I'll get the wine."
pov: ur fav sarcastic villain
prompt list by @bonbonbee
"you know what's funny? your sad attempt to try and stop me."
"is this your first time hero-ing or something?"
"i hate you." "why? i'm lovely."
"i just love it when dimwits like you barge into my evil plans."
"i'd like to see you try."
"my my look what the cat dragged in."
"you know, i almost feel sorry for you but then again, i don't care."
"i will stop you."
^ "how original."
^ "wow, i'm quaking in my boots."
^ "haven't heard that one before."
"gosh, you're even worse than i imagined."
"you murdered hundreds of innocent civilians!"
^ "it's not like it's a secret."
^ "it was an.. accident?"
^ "gee, really, sherlock?"
^ "this may seem like a shocker my love, but i couldn't give less of a rat's a$$."
"go to hell." "i didn't know your instagram page was a place."
"bite me."
"yell at me again, and i'll give you a real reason to scream."
"now how in god's name did you survive that fall."
"y'know fights are boring when your supposed 'mortal enemy' can't land a single punch."
post ideas for shifters (bc I come up with them and never actually make them)
Introducing your (BLANK) DR
Introducing your (BLANK) DR-self
Resources that help you with shifting
Subliminals and Meditations that have helped you/work well for you
Scripting ideas (Scenarios, safe words, details, etc)
Your Shifting routine
Things that motivate you to shift
Techniques and exercises that work for you
Your favorite shifting methods
Ideas for realities to shift to
Your DR moodboard
Your DR playlist
shifting experience! ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ — 2/26/23
this is the night i shifted. it was around 2am about to be 3am and i was veryyy tired, very sleepy. but regardless, i put on my earphones and started to listen to my guided meditation. i barely made it past the beginning fully conscious until i fell asleep and woke up again; i still had my earphones in and the meditation going. i didn’t open my eyes or anything. i switched positions then again, i knocked out. MIND YOU, i don’t know when this all happened. could’ve been in the span of a few minutes to a few hours— who knows.
alright, now this part is difficult to describe. i was on my back, no longer hearing the meditation and while my eyes were closed i was able to see? the ceiling was different and i remember being confused but not entirely fazed, i then ‘closed’ my eyes as i moved onto my side. i couldn’t see anything THEN i opened them again and bitchhhh lemme tell youu… (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)
(my wr is a luxury penthouse, the middle pic is my bedroom ^^) i saw the whole left of the room (since i was on my side) i saw the panels of windows and the way the rain poured down the glass, the grey sky and clouds, the buildings too. the panel closest to the wall being slightly opened (as i want it to be), the nightstand right there with that lamp on top AND ON!! the way outside was the exact weather i wanted it to be, how dim and nice the whole room was. AMAZING GUYS!! IM TELLING YOUUU. although!! i didn’t freak out or anything, i barely realized and in those few moments i was there, i was like “oh. okay cool” LIKEEEE??? my surroundings felt so different, yet so familiar that it really wasn't different. my bed was different, the pillow and sheets— everything. i was just so comfortable that it didn’t faze me. the best i can explain how comfortable, how normal it all felt is when you’re lying in bed. SOOO comfy, so at peace, you’re not actively acknowledging your surroundings, right? you’re just so at ease, you’re not constantly thinking of the mattress or fixating on the way everything feels. you’re just there. to continue on, in these few moments of looking around a bit and acknowledging where i was, i snuggled into my pillow and blanket then knocked tf out and that was it. obv i ended up waking up here but absolutely amazing!! this is such a huge milestone in my journey and i’m so incredibly happy about it!! @sabs-shifts <3 i’m so excited to go back but for a good while this time!! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)
to quote a lovely friend of mine @evangelineshifts “I’ve shifted a few times albeit briefly and the way it feels so normal is so jarring like ??? Idk I think we all expect it to be the like mind churning, exploding life changing experience and then when it’s just like “you’re home :D” 🤨” — it literally isn’t at all grand and crazy LMAO, it felt like nothing and was so incredibly normal. but of course, as always, everyone's journey is different <3
I hate that people feel they need to “align” with their DR selves or “become” like their DR self…
Baby that’s YOU. You do not need to do anything to accept that you are already your DR self, you just need to accept it. Your DR self is strong and cool and badass? SO ARE YOU, CAUSE THAT IS YOU!
Your experiences will be different in every dr and how you react to things may change but you, at your core, will always be YOU. You don’t need to “align” with anything, you just have to accept yourself.
I hope I articulated this right. For me accepting my “DR self” went along with my self concept, and realizing that my dr self is me and I don’t need to do anything to change who I am at my core helped me a lot on my shifting journey.
Not to say that you can’t change things about yourself that you don’t like, you absolutely can. But you gotta accept that there is no good or bad parts of you, there is just You. So the things you want to change, change them. But don’t feel like you need to embody anything as if you don’t already have it.
You have it all. It’s yours. All of it.
Better posts will hopefully come soon, I’m still recovering from Covid. But I hope this helps someone.
I DONT CARE I AM SHIFTING
I AM SHIFTING
WE ARE SHIFTING
YOU ARE SHIFTING
THEY ARE SHIFTING
EVERYONE IS SHIFTING.
NOTHING CAN STOP YOU. NOT EVEN YOURSELF.
SET THE INTENTION. BUILD YOUR MEMORY.
REPEAT TO YOURSELF
EVERYDAY
TILL YOU GO HOME
BECAUSE YOU WILL.
ੈ✩‧₊˚ smutty dialogue prompts
¹⁾ “you heard me. strip.”
²⁾ “let me hear you, baby.”
³⁾ “show me how you want to be touched.”
⁴⁾ “why don’t we film it?”
⁵⁾ “you have no idea how much i want you right now.”
⁶⁾ “i’m going to fuck every last thought out of this pretty little head.”
⁷⁾ “god, you look amazing like this.”
⁸⁾ “let’s put that smart mouth to good use.”
⁹⁾ “you should probably hold on to something.”
¹⁰⁾ “what if someone sees?!”
¹¹⁾ “don’t be afraid, it’s just me.”
¹²⁾ “no underwear?”
¹³⁾ “i could lift up your dress right now, and no one would even notice.”
¹⁴⁾ “since when do friends do things like this?”
¹⁵⁾ “go on, baby. ride my thigh.”
¹⁶⁾ “say that again.”
¹⁷⁾ “let’s give them a real reason to be jealous.”
¹⁸⁾ “don’t worry about the damn clothes, i’ll just buy you new ones.”
¹⁹⁾ “touch me.”
²⁰⁾ “i’m yours.”
²¹⁾ “if you want to come, you’ll have to beg.”
²²⁾ “if i have to pull over, you won’t be able to walk for a week.”
²³⁾ “did you wear this just for me?”
²⁴⁾ “shush, we can’t have anyone hearing this.”
²⁵⁾ “i’ll buy you whatever the hell you want, so long as you let me take it off you.”
²⁶⁾ “you look so pretty when you’re cumming for me.”
²⁷⁾ “why don’t we use some of your toys?”
²⁸⁾ “i need you. now.”
²⁹⁾ “it’s my thigh or nothing. i’m not lifting a finger to help you get off.”
³⁰⁾ “bite me”.
³¹⁾ “beg for it.”
³²⁾ “people who’re just friends don’t do shit like this, and you know it.”
³³⁾ “stop that, i told you that you can’t leave any marks.”
³⁴⁾ “oh, yeah? you like it when i do that, baby?”
³⁵⁾ “tell me what you want me to do to you.”
³⁶⁾ “i know i said we couldn’t do this anymore, but i need you. please.”
³⁷⁾ “oh, fuck- do that thing with your tongue again.”
³⁸⁾ “wait- what if someone sees?”
³⁹⁾ “i had no idea you were into this.”
⁴⁰⁾ “go on. fuck yourself on my cock/strap/hand.”
⁴¹⁾ “i, uh- i might’ve left a few marks.”
⁴²⁾ “let me give you a reason to stay in bed.”
⁴³⁾ “if you’re worried about people hearing then you’d better stay quiet, hadn’t you?”
⁴⁴⁾ “i like you so much better with my hand around your throat.”
⁴⁵⁾ “what would they think if they could see you now, hm?”
⁴⁶⁾ “poor baby, all fucked out and i’ve barely even touched you.”
⁴⁷⁾ “you heard me. i want you to sit on my face.”
⁴⁸⁾ “you never look better than you do when you’re underneath me.”
⁴⁹⁾ “do you seriously think it’s funny? sending me shit like that while i’m at work?!”
⁵⁰⁾ “you can be a little rougher, y’know. i’m not exactly delicate.”
List of “not-so-random suggestive and non-suggestive” prompts
“How was your sleep?” “Mm.. It was good. Better.” “Better how?” “Better because you’re here.” (THE WAY I GOT SO FLUSTERED WTF)
“That’s my girl/boy,” Character B murmurs in a hushed voice, stroking their fingers through Character A’s hair while Character A rests their head on their chest, trying to catch their breath. (THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT INTERNALLY, THE AUDACITY HE AUDACITIED??? WHAT THE FUCK??? EXCUSEEEE MEEEEEE??? BTW, SIR, HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS IN THE MORNING-)
“Fuck, you turn me on so much with the noises you make,” Character B groans, thrusting their hips up into Character A’s and Character A whimpering softly at that. (Okay so I added the fuck at the start because it’s hotter this way bUTTTT WKGKSKFS PLSSSSS I JUST- OH MY GOD, I think I just realised that dialogue to me is SO IMPORTANT LMFAOOO)
“There are two hot things in this room right now: you, and the temperature.” (LET ME BREATHE, DAMNNNN)
“Mmm, I’m gonna hog the bed so you can’t get on,” Character A murmurs, laying sprawled out on the bed. “That’s fine, I can just lay on you,” Character B says, making their way to the bed. “…Are you calling me a bed?” Character A questions as Character B gets on top of them, careful not to crush them under their weight. “Yeah, you're my bed,” Character B murmurs, snuggling close to Character A. (FUCKCKKCKXKDKKSKGKAKD HE’S JUST OUT HERE FLIRTING TO THE MAX WITH ME AND LEAVING ME SPEECHLESS TF)
“I told you my bed’s cozy,” Character B says, chuckling as they make their way over to Character A, who’s snuggled up under the covers. They pull the cover back and climb into the bed next to Character A, wrapping their arms around them. “And now it’s even cozier,” Character B murmurs into Character A’s neck. “Because you’re here?” Character A questions playfully. “Yeah,” Character B answers.
A laughter filled tickling play fight session somehow turning into them making out, turning into Character A straddling Character B, head thrown back in pleasure as they grind their hips against Character B’s while Character B holds onto their hips, thrusts matching the momentum of Character A’s movements.
Spending way too much time tickling each other, peals of laughter coming from them both as they both try to attack each other’s sensitive spots. (His laughter is so cute AND I REALLY MISS HIM PLS WJDSK)
Morning cuddles and kisses as sunlight spills into the room.
“I’m gonna fuck you so good once we get there, yeah?” (MY HONEST REACTION WAS LITERALLY “???” I JUST?? WHAT?? SINCE WHEN WAS HE- AND HIM SWEARING? HOT HOT HOT HOT WKGKAKS)
Character A taking Character B’s hand into theirs while they’re driving. “You can drive with one hand, right?” they ask with a little grin, and Character B chuckles and nods. “Of course I can.” (HIM DRIVING WITH ONE HAND IS SO HOT BYE)
Character B guiding the speed of Character A’s hips as Character A grinds against them. (can he PLEASE manhandle me-)
“Okay, I’ll let you tickle me wherever you want if you give me one kiss.” (He lied a few times AHAHA, dodged my attacks instead after I gave him his kisses bruhhh)
Character B lending their clothes to Character A since Character A’s staying the night. (The way I smelled like him AHHHH)
The soft “yeah?” Character B would mutter in response when they’re messing around with Character A and noises would fall from Character A’s mouth, involuntarily.
Stopping their play fight every now and again to kiss each other.
Character B flirting with Character A and Character A not knowing how to respond other than half groaning and half laughing and calling them insufferable (affectionately). (Like I said, I’m romantically constipated-)
Character B laughing every time Character A calls them annoying and insufferable whenever they flirt with them.
Character A leaning in to kiss Character B… And then using that opportunity to tickle them when Character B’s guards are down.
Them just laughing with each other at the dumbest shit until they’re out of breath; finding comfort and joy in each other’s company.
Character A teasing Character B with how ticklish they are on certain spots.
Character B tugging at the hem of Character A’s top, wanting to take it off, but Character A shakes their head and Character B immediately respects that by backing off a bit. (I’m including this because I don’t think people understand that any signs of no means no. Some people need to take notes for real)
“So… Are you going to stay over tonight?” “…Mm, maybe next time.” “You always say next time, though.” (EWLKNFWELN He really wanted me to stay, and I clearly folded so um pwnfewklnf)
“I’m sorry if I’m like… Slow with all of this? I’m not experienced with any of this, and I don’t know what I’m doing. And I don’t think I’m ready for… You know.” “And that’s fine. Like I said, we’ll take it slow; we’ve got all the time in the world to get comfortable with each other, hm?” (WHEN I SAY I WAS GOING WEKJFNEWJKNEWFLN WHEN HE REASSURED ME, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AHHH)
Character B climbing back into bed after taking their morning shower to get more cuddles in with Character A before they have to go to work.
“You can just change in here if you want.” (WO4HKLWFN THIS FUCKING MAN LMFAOOO, the way I didn’t listen and went to the bathroom to change because I’m still feeling too embarrassed to change in front of him even though he’s kind of seen me topless before)
Hugging each other a little tighter, and Character A mumbling, “God, I really don’t want to leave” before they part ways.
“The way you keep running around in my mind everyday… How dare you?” Character A mumbles. “Well, is there a problem with that?” Character B questions with a chuckle. (I’m bold for this one, praise me LKNEFKLNWG)
The constant check ins from Character B, to make sure Character A’s all good and well. (every prompt list has this because it’s something I’ll always fucking harp on about lmao)
Character B grasping Character A’s wrists so they’d stop attacking their ticklish spots, pulling them in for a kiss instead. (He did this SO MANY TIMES AND FAILED SO MANY TIMES AHAHA, I’m a sneaky menace)
Character A pulling the Spiderman kiss on Character B while Character B’s lying down. (I WANNA KISS HIM MORE FUCKSLKFNES’F)
Character A waking up in Character B’s clothes and in their bed, hair all mussed up and sporting a faint mark on their neck. (I think I uh… I think I like having marks on my neck?? Made by him, specifically, IDK wpeofnew;nf)
Get home safe! Love you lots and lots, Character B texts Character A. (THE WAY I SMILED WHEN I SAW HIS TEXT WHILE HEADING TO THE STATION AHAHA, it wasn’t even ten minutes since we parted and he sent me this and I was fangirling about it to my friends AHAHA)
“Aren’t you going to get up now? You gotta get to work,” Character A says, poking Character B’s side. “Mmm, five more minutes,” Character B murmurs, pulling Character A closer to them. (HE’S SO CLINGY AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH AHDFOEKNF)
Character A realising they might actually be falling in love, slowly but surely, with Character B. (YEAH SO THIS IS A REVELATION AND A HALF AND IDK HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT)
person a and b are spending time together when person b starts tickling person a. it’s playful, until person b gets to a very ticklish spot, leading person a to pin their wrists down.
100 places to shift to.
♡ 100 places to shift to from tv & movie (some of these you could consider books too). organized into categories to the best of my ability.
⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚.
fantasy.
✦ harry potter.
✦ merlin.
✦ his dark materials.
✦ narnia.
✦ good omens.
✦ percy jackson.
apocalyptic.
✦ hunger games.
✦ divergent.
✦ the walking dead.
supernatural.
✦ sabrina the teenage witch.
✦ the chilling adventures of sabrina.
✦ stranger things.
✦ supernatural.
✦ lucifer.
✦ ghostbusters.
✦ buffy the vampire slayer.
✦ angel the series.
✦ teen wolf.
✦ wolf pack.
sci-fy.
✦ doctor who.
✦ star wars.
✦ star trek.
✦ roswell.
✦ avatar.
cartoon.
✦ barbie life in the dream house.
✦ gravity falls.
✦ amphibia.
✦ the owl house.
✦ hazbin hotel.
✦ monster high.
✦ ever after high.
✦ miraculous ladybug.
✦ phineas & ferb.
✦ rick & morty.
✦ my little pony.
✦ care bears.
✦ strawberry shortcake.
✦ adventure time.
✦ star vs the forces of evil.
✦ total drama island.
✦ scooby doo.
✦ bojack horseman.
✦ fairly odd parents.
anime.
✦ hunter x hunter.
✦ sailor moon.
✦ the legend of kora.
✦ saiki k.
✦ naruto.
✦ demon slayer.
✦ cowboy beebop.
✦ little witch academia.
✦ my hero academia.
✦ pokemon.
✦ death note.
crime / mystery.
✦ bones.
✦ criminal minds.
✦ only murders in the building.
✦ sherlock.
thriller / horror.
✦ american horror story.
✦ scream.
✦ scream queens.
✦ locke & key.
drama
✦ euphoria.
✦ shadow hunters.
✦ k12.
✦ the vampire diaries.
✦ the originals.
✦ twilight.
✦ never have i ever.
✦ h2o.
✦ wednesday.
✦ glee.
✦ gossip girl.
✦ pretty little liars.
✦ grey’s anatomy.
✦ skins.
✦ riverdale.
✦ once upon a time.
✦ emily in paris.
✦ victorious.
✦ the umbrella academy.
✦ mean girls.
✦ clueless.
✦ shameless.
✦ the guilded age.
✦ bridgeton.
✦ castle.
✦ law & order.
✦ my babysitters a vampire.
action
✦ maze runner.
✦ spiderverse.
✦ cobra kai.
✦ outer banks.
✦ jurassic park.
slice of life.
✦ gilmore girls.
✦ friends.
✦ that 70’s show.
✦ boy meets world.
✦ full house.
⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊˚.
♡ whew this took forever to format & find shows considering im not a big tv / movie person at all. hope this helped a few people find some new dr’s !! bye bye :)
Hero had the two criminals cornered in the alleyway. Surrounded on three sides by large towering brick walls, there was nowhere to run.
"I got you now, nowhere to escape." Hero gloated with a grin and watched as they cowered further. Usually, criminals and the like weren't intimidated by Hero, and they had to work hard to even be taken seriously.
"Now, if you surrender willingly, no harm will come to you." Hero's grin widened as they spoke in an overly confident tone. Even earlier in this fight, these two criminals had no problem trying to fight Hero, even managing to get some good hits in. Now, here they were, seemingly scared frozen.
Hero found it to be very validated until they noticed that their eyes were looking slightly past Hero. Frown instantly forming and face falling, Hero spoke again.
"There's something terrifying behind me, isn't there?"
The two nodded slowly, still not moving. Hero's frown deepened. They felt a sudden rise of anxiety twisting in their gut.
"How terrifying?" Hero couldn't bring themselves to look, but as soon as they asked, they felt strong hands fall atop their shoulders, pulling them close.
Villain's familiar voice sounded mischievously in their ear, breath fanning across Hero's neck.
"Extremely terrifying."
Enemies to friends prompts:
CW for mention of death
Hugging each other after an argument only for them to playfully suplex the other, and then laughing about it
Reminiscing the old times, thinking about how far they have come
Trying not to crack a smile at a dumb joke they told
Taking a stance after they see their enemy approaching them, thinking they’re about to attack, when they suddenly pull them in for a hug
Switching from using last names to nicknames (like buddy, pal, etc.) to refer to each other
Helping each other take down a common enemy and becoming friends in the process
Not believing them at first when they compliment them on something
Finding their enemy injured and treating their wounds
Bickering like they used to, but now it’s more endearing than annoying
Feeling very awkward in the beginning because this was the very person they wanted to kill, but now they’re an ally so they have to be nice, regardless of how annoying they are
Dialogue:
“Well, what are you waiting for? Just kill me and be done with it!” || “…I can’t do that”
“Are you here to mock me?” || “Uhm… no. I just wanted to check up on you”
“Do you think… if things didn’t go the way they did… we could’ve been friends?”
“You? Taking care of me? Are you sure you aren’t the one who has hit their head instead?” || “Geez, can’t you be grateful for once?”
“I kinda miss the old days” || “What, you want me to stab you?”
“You’re so stupid” || “Your influence” || “Hey-”
“You defended me?” || “Yeah, well, we’re friends now… isn’t that what they’re suppose to do?”
“You forgot our anniversary!” || “What anniversary?” || “The day you first tried to kill me!”
“It’s funny how fast time goes by… I still remember the times you tried to capture me as if it was yesterday”
“I’m glad we’re friends now”
(X)
hi guys! just want to start off by saying you are incredible and i am so grateful for this library.
do you know if any frenemies to lovers fics at all? i’ve recently read Camping with your Frenemy: It's F***ing Intense by IneffableMcMuffin and it was so good
thanks again!
You can check our #enemies to lovers, #enemies to friends to lovers and #friends to lovers tags for fics you may enjoy. Here are some more along the lines of rivals to lovers...
The Golden Lion by CrentTrimm (E)
Aziraphale, a privateer in the King's Navy, meets an old rival in Port Royal, and their exchange ends in a hasty tussle in a back alley.
Gods in the Gaslight by Anti_kate & rfsmiley (T)
A mysterious rival and a ghost from the past threaten Fell's magical career.
The Devil's in the Flowers by jjgremlinson (M)
For the last eleven years, A.Z. Fell’s Fantastic Flowers has provided quality bouquets and services to the people of London. Whether it’s weddings or funerals, lovesickness or heartbreak, Aziraphale can find the perfect flower for you. But when Crowley’s Flowers, Houseplants, and Other Assorted Leafy Green Things opens up across the street, everything starts to change—and Aziraphale will be damned if he’s going to let this no-good, profit-hungry Crowley steal all his business. (Or, the one where Aziraphale and Crowley are rival florists working in the same neighborhood).
Would I Lie to You? by FeralTuxedo & TawnyOwl95 (E)
Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Fell are rival team captains on popular comedy panel show Don't Lie To Me, where they exchange insults and banter to an audience of millions. But behind the scenes, a whole other game of truth and lies is being played. A comedy panel show AU
Angel Face with a Taste for Suicidal by Lor_Lupin (E)
When Crowley spots his replacement on his former band for the first time, he doesn't expect the man to push him against a wall but he's not complaining. The Fallen and Flaming Swords, two rival struggling punk bands, hold a grudge against each other and spend more time fighting and performing crass pranks than actually composing songs. Crowley is hurt, Aziraphale is new, a lot of flirting ensues. INEFFABLE HUSBANDS AS HUMAN PUNK BASS PLAYERS. Inspired by the looks of Peter Vincent in Fright Night and Thorne in Laws of Attraction.
Actuarial Risk by doomed_spectacles (M)
A. Z. Fell, principle salesman for Silver City Financial, never paid much attention to his company's main competition, Fourth Circle, LLC. That is, until he met Anthony Crowley. When the rivalry between their respective head offices heats up, they make an arrangement both know is unsustainable. A rival salesman AU with hijinks, fluff, misunderstandings, and a happy ending.
And the one you mentioned...
Camping with your Frenemy: It's F***ing Intense by IneffableMcMuffin (E)
Silly little romp featuring bitchy Aziraphale and Crowley's hips which are incapable of being untruthful.
- Mod D
Writing Prompts!!
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Domestic romance stuff that makes me weak in the knees !<3
Domestic romance prompts [part two] <3
Best friends to lovers prompts !<3
Angst prompts (because i’m mentally ill)
Touch starved / comfort prompts :)
Touch starved prompts part 2 (with a twist)
“And they were roommates” friends to lovers prompts (roommates edition)
Grumpy x sunshine prompts <3
Protective/possessive prompts
"Why do I care so much?" (protective/possessive prompts pt 2)
Enemies to lovers prompts
“Who did this to you?” dialogue prompts (enemies to friends/lovers #2)
“What are we?” prompts (friends to lovers?/confused friends with benefits)
Idiots to lovers prompts 🏹
Academic rivals to lovers
Rivals to friends/lovers [true crime nerds edition!]
"Why do I care so much?" (protective/possessive prompts pt 2)
Things my boyfriend and i have said that i like (romance dialogue prompts) 🎀🤍
New Year's Eve/Day romance prompts 🥂🪩
Oblivious/in denial friends to lovers prompts 🤍🪩
“Slut!” by Taylor Swift prompts 🐚🪩🥂
Roommates to lovers prompts [part whatever]
Period comfort prompts 🎀💌
Pining x unreciprocated prompts 🥀🫀
Forbidden romance prompts 🥀💜
Ring of Engagement
Villain locked the cuffs around Hero's wrists, "You're at fault for getting stuck in this situation." They sighed. Hero was on a terrible losing streak this month, and a part of Villain wanted to ask what was wrong; then again, what right did they have to ask those questions? They only ever met with them once a couple of weeks.
Their eyes had caught something they hadn't noticed as they secured the cuffs, "A ring?" They smirked, "I didn't know you were engaged."
Hero grumbled something and reluctantly let themselves be led away to the vehicle. For some reason, it hadn't occurred to Villain that Hero might've had a life outside their job, but the thought had disturbed them enough to grow slightly annoyed at the proposition. "I didn't take you for being a potential spouse." They off-handedly commented. They weren't entirely sure why they said it, maybe just to pass the time or to fill in the empty silence at Hero's refusal to banter.
They pushed them into the front seat before stepping to the driver's side and starting the ignition. It would take a while until they arrived at the lair, mainly because they had moved it outside of town to avoid the growing dangers surrounding the downtown area.
"How're you feeling?" They glanced to the right of them and caught Hero's annoyed stare.
"Are you going to keep talking, or are we gonna do this in peace?"
"A little grumpy today, huh?" They chuckled and pulled the car onto a highway. "Get used to me because we'll be stuck together."
"For fuck's sake..." They leaned back into the chair and fiddled with the metal, locking their hands together; a specialized handcuff prevented a person from using their powers.
"So what's up with the ring? You got a family?"
Hero scoffed lightly and stared out the window. "Why? Were you interested?"
Villain felt their ego shift a bit, "What? No. You're way in over your head, dear." They licked their teeth and stifled an uncontrolled laugh, "Besides, you're not even my type."
"Okay, well, you're not my type either."
The soft hum of the tires running along asphalt covered the few minutes of silence between them again as Villain wondered if engaging further would bring more harm than good. Still, their inability to keep their lips shut made them decide, "It's a cheap-looking ring anyway." They mumbled.
Their adversary laughed heartedly, "Are you seriously judging me for a ring? Just let it go already!"
"I'm not judging, it's just ugly."
"You're ugly."
"You would actually settle down with someone who can barely give you a proper ring? Wow."
Hero shrugged, "And you could do better?"
They clicked their tongue, almost too glad they had asked, "I sure as hell would."
Their rival smiled and looked in Villain's direction. "All this for a ring with no meaning..."
Villain spared a second to shoot a glare at Hero's smugness. Yet, somewhere inside, they'd gone through the stages of grief until swift recovery at the newfound information. Villain smiled pleasantly, and Hero had mistaken it for another challenge. Their eyes scanned them for another reaction besides the failed attempt to laugh with joy. They couldn't believe their luck. Hero wasn't engaged.
What a relief.
"What's so funny?" Hero asked.
"Nothing," they smirked again and continued focusing on the road.
"You've flamed me all day for my romantic decisions--"
Villain shrugged. "What? I already told you I'm not interested. You can do whatever you want with your love life. Go marry a hero for all I care." They rolled their eyes and tightened their grip on the steering wheel. Yet, Hero could see they kept that smile, a sense of satisfaction.
Hero crossed their legs and faced the window again, "Yeah, maybe I will. Better than someone with a criminal record."
Their eyes squinted, a flash of irritation and some bitter hurt stung through those words, and even though they had previously said very clearly that they weren't interested, the intense pain that arrived moments afterwards promised a different reality.
They took a deep breath, their brows furrowed, and without any warning, Villain pulled the car over abruptly, the car set on idle. "First of all, you have no reason to bring up my past."
"What's your deal anyways, Villain? Just keep driving."
"No. You're saying this, and you're saying that you better stay off of my back."
"Or what?" they smirked calmly. Their unbothered eyes hid another suppressed feeling they had only seen a few times previously. Villain unbuckled their seatbelt without much thought; they'd pushed their lips roughly against Hero's. Their hands pulled at their attire, and in response, Hero reciprocated with an equal amount of fierceness. Their lips locked in a battle for control, tugging and roughly pushing them back down again repeatedly.
Their eyes opened momentarily in a silent argument for domination. Unfortunately, Hero was always on a losing streak, and their bad luck had returned in the form of a small trickle of blood down their lip as Villain bit slightly harder than intended. It didn't have to come down to it, but Hero forced it upon themselves.
"Fucking idiot," Villain breathed heavily against their mouth and licked lightly at the cut, "Look what you made me do to you."
Hero winced, their breath bated and sharp. They patiently waited for Villain to undo their seatbelt, "That hurt, you animal."
"Shut up," Villain shoved Hero to the back of the car; they rechecked the vehicle to be left in park while busy only momentarily. Hero sat on the leather chair, still trying to understand their surroundings. Their enemy followed quickly behind with much more elegance than them, "What are you sitting around for? Get on your back."
"You're going to have to make me!"
______
The sun had already dipped below the horizon, leaving the streets dark. Long empty stretches of road were trapped between a suffocating line of pine trees. The sky was a dim blue, heavy with clouds as they began to roll in.
Hero woke up a little warmer than expected. Villain had left their coat lying on top of them, which kept them from the chilly temperatures of the season's end as they approached fall.
Hero could barely make out Villain's words through the dull sounds of the vehicle's engine. "Up already?" They glanced at the rearview mirror and adjusted it slightly.
They could only groan as they struggled to sit up from their position. It was much harder to do with the handcuffs still on their wrists. Villain would never let their guard down, even if they knew there wasn't any threat at their weakest state. "I'm starving."
"As I expected." They smirked, "Just give me a second, I know a place." They pulled the car over to what looked like a diner. Its bright light nearly burned their eyes if they hadn't squeezed them shut in time.
Villain stepped out of the car and opened the back door. "C'mon now, don't waste my time."
Hero took a deep breath and used what little strength was left to scoot to the edge.
"Wait."
Villain leaned into the car and looked them over, their hands reaching around their neck and pushing their hair to one side. Villain's hands were exponentially colder than theirs, and instinctively, Hero had goosebumps at the touch of their icy fingers along their neck and down their collarbone.
"You're freezing." They murmured.
"I know." They whispered back and straightened up again, "Stay here."
From the trunk of the car, Villain pulled out a scarf and stuck out a hand to help them out of the vehicle. They would have nearly collapsed on themselves if it hadn't been for Villain's quick catch. "Easy there." They helped them up and wrapped the scarf around their neck with careful focus. Next, they undid their cuffs; Hero was just glad they weren't going in with them still on. In place of the cuffs, however, Villain took it upon themselves to reach for their hand.
Even though they complained of the cold earlier, it felt nice. Villain's hands were comforting as they stayed secured onto them. Hopefully, they knew that; it would be a shame otherwise.
"Be good." Villain shut the door, and they walked inside the diner.
Villain insisted on sitting next to them rather than across, and it wasn't like they had a choice in the matter anyway since they were the prisoner. Whatever it was, it was probably out of fear of them escaping. They had Hero sit between the window and them. "What do you want?" They slid over the menu in their direction.
With heavy eyelids, they tapped on the sheet at whatever was closest. "This one."
"This one? You sure?"
They nodded. All Hero wanted to do was go back to sleep; they only woke up due to hunger. One of the employees walked over and took their order. Villain did the talking; they could only stare outside at the small shower of rain that began to pour from the sky. "How long until we get to your lair?"
"That's confidential." They said.
Hero narrowed their eyes at Villain's reflection, "Don't tell me you're trying to kill me and dump by body somewhere out here."
They heard their enemy laugh. "No, that's too cliche."
Hero adjusted themselves in their seat and felt a dull pain from there. They reached into their pocket, and it was the ring from earlier. They didn't recall placing it in their pocket. Hero took a deep breath and set it on the table, sliding it to Villain's side.
"Hm?" Villain's attention shifted to their hand on the table as they pulled it away to reveal the ring underneath. "Are you giving this to me now?" Villain mused.
They looked at Villain's expression, a mix of disbelief and a calm delight. "You can have it. I don't want it anymore."
They quietly picked up the band and lifted it to their eyes. The intricate details hidden in its sharp edges weren't noticeable from a distance, but they've come to appreciate its worth even if Hero deemed it meaningless. Without another word, Villain placed it back in its spot. "You can wear it."
Hero's head rose just enough to catch them looking their way. They tucked the ring back into their pocket and settled their hand atop Villain's.
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MASTERLIST
if what you dont like is in the 3d, why continue to entertain it and keep it alive?
you keep things alive by giving them attention. you know how ppl say if your getting bullied, ignore the bully and eventually they will get tired and stop? your attention is powerful. the 3d is not a bully but theres no use in fighting it bc it is showing you what you dont like. take a deep breath, let all your emotions out and change the thing that changes the 3d, self.
*you can still give attention to what you dont like and still manifest what you want bc its what you accept as true in imagination that matters. nothing happening in the 3d has any effect on you before you allow it to effect you (self). the point of this mini rant was to remind you that there is no use in getting mad and angry over the 3d all day. give up on it and change self bc the 3d is only self expressed 🫶🏽🎀!
kisses, jani ☆
Just found this on pinterest, not sure who the user is but I think I should repost it here.
me after telling myself this morning that i shifted to a reality where my mom let me skip school, and she let me skip school! 😭🙏
how do i explain to my dad that no i dont know the girls that like and reblog my posts, but i would die for them and they're all invited to my wedding
consistency is not repeating 10k affirmations a day or sleeping every single night with an aff tape on.
consistency isn't overconsuming loass content.
consistency isn't waking up every morning forcing yourself to be positive (I'm looking at you, law of attraction.)
consistency is choosing to think in your favor for every moment, every minute of the day, in the face of anything the 3D shows.
thinking in your favor does not = repressing/toxic positivity
do not assign bad meanings to things.
example of what an inner dialogue may look like when you think in your favor
Damn, SP blocked me? Haha, I know I get what I want. But I can still acknowledge that I feel hurt and rejected and I feel that way because (here it comes - flipping the thought) I know I deserve better than this. I know that my dream self never faces rejection so let me be patient and reorder what I want from the universe. Let me recalibrate. I'm gonna just focus on reassuring myself, doing things I like - because the version of him that deserves me is on the way.
Do you see the nuance there? The difference between thinking in your favor vs not just having toxic positivity?
Guideline to example
Not repressing the emotions of hurt and rejection
Understanding that you give meaning to those feelings - do you believe them to be true or are you mature enough to understand that feelings are temporary and you must remain solid on what you believe despite what you feel?
Focusing on action YOU must take bc the only job is to change SELF
PERSISTENCE
xx, gigi
CMON BABY LETS SHIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Idea for Shifters
Has anyone ever thought of making a private Tumblr blog for your DR? You could add photos that you scripted into your DR, add info about your DR-self's memories and hobbies, make posts about your friends, family, or S/O, etc.
You could either present it like your actual social media account in your DR, or like a less compact Shifting Script. I feel like this would also be good for shifters who don't like to script for their DRs (which I don't get but whatever works), because instead of it being like a pre-made template, it isn't just filing in the blanks of where you live, what your personality is like, etc.
If you do it this way, it's completely wide open. You could add anything to your side Tumblr that has to do with your Desired Reality at any time, and you wouldn't even have to present the information in order. I personally think it would be really cool, because as someone who really enjoys scripting, I tend to spend too much time on one section and get frustrated and unmotivated.
I think it could also be easier for shifters who have trouble visualizing specific elements of their DR, and the blog could also be a starting point for a DR that the only details you have are the aesthetic, a vague scenario, etc.
Sorry for the long post/rant. Idk if this is a good idea or not it kind of just popped in my head a few minutes ago, so lmk if it helps.
We will shift! <3
an enemy to lovers and one bed trope but I need their responses in the morning being strangled to eachother
One Bed Trope: Morning After Dialogue
-> feel free to edit as you see fit
"Get off of me."
"Is it weird I'm comfortable?"
"Jesus Christ how did we manage to fall asleep like this?"
"How the hell did you wrap your leg around me?"
"You've been laying on my arm all night and I can't feel it."
"I would've moved to the floor but you were using me as a pillow."
"I almost fist-fought you last night when you took the blanket."
"I have to pee so bad please get up."
"I don't think I'm going to be able to look you in the eyes after this."
"You snore. Loudly."
"I do not snore, you liar."
"We don't have to talk about it, just get dressed."
"It's too early for this, we'll talk about it later."
"I don't understand how I slept so good last night."
"Let's keep it professional, alright?"
"Don't get confused, I was only clinging to you because you stole the blanket and I had no other way to keep warm."
"We're not going to bring this up ever again, right?"
"I slept really good last night." "That makes one of us."
"My arm is still asleep."
"Did you know you talk in your sleep?"
"How did the blanket end up on the floor? No wonder I was freezing."
"Go back to sleep."
"You're the only source of warmth in this stupid hotel, come back to bed before I get hypothermia."
e n e m i e s t o l o v e r s t r o p e - p r o m p t l i s t
these are prompt lists which im so excited to do and share in the future and i hope my list only grows :)
-ˏˋ. dialogue ˊˎ-
"As if you would ever cross my fucking mind."
"fuck you" "when"
“He so likes her.”
“I don’t mind wasting time on you.”
“I feel the opposite of hate…towards you.”
“I feel things…”
"I hate you, I hate you, I hate you"
“I might need more.”
“I’m not…used to feeling this way, okay?”
“Oh - don’t fucking do that.”
"shut up and kiss me"
"such a pretty liar mhmm"
“Took you long enough.”
“We might have been wrong.”
"what did you do"
“What the fuck is your problem?
"where the hell is he?"
"you want me?" "you know i do"
"stop crying"
"stop acting as if you're royalty, join reality."
"this is so wrong-"
-ˏˋ. scenarios ˊˎ-
both of them are in forced proximity because of a crowd rush
internal conflict of being enemies with benefits
fake dating to get someone of their back
enemies but they are shivering and the other offers their hoodie
they make fun of eachother just to keep their attention
they have to work together and they hit a realization on how its not too bad
injured and goes to them to fix up their wounds as they have no where else to go
cant stand that they're ignoring them