I Think If Someone Asked Me For A Five Year Plan, It Would Go Down As Well As Mao’s Great Leap Forward

I am taking the bus in paris i hope im not gonna get attacked by the creatures!

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.

bro it is imperative my tower have like 1 million sharp metal spikes so every lightning strike in a 10 mile radius fries the electrical system and a trip on the balcony portends certain death <- top quotes to reminisce on whilst falling from the one hundredth floor

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

everyone’s talking about how unhinged fans are nowadays about their blorbos. well let me tell you that when the polish writer henryk sienkiewicz first published his novel ‘with fire and sword’ in parts between 1883 and 1884, and killed off the beloved character longinus podbipięta, people nationwide were so upset they’d go to church and ask for requiem masses to be held in his memory. match THAT freak

Sometimes if im in a bad enough mood I block people for making puns abt Folie à Deux that rely on pronouncing deux as "doo" because being bilingual turns you into a hateful person