Sometimes If Im In A Bad Enough Mood I Block People For Making Puns Abt Folie à Deux That Rely On Pronouncing

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a good way to inspire yourself to do more is to see yourself as the wacky sitcom B plot character in your friends lives, "wouldnt it be funny to tell the friends in my phone about it." has gotten me to do anything from going to a festival (excelent) to wild camping (it went badly) (coastguard called) to trying to get the train to stonehenge (stonehenge costs money so i ended up just getting lunch in sailsbury, it was okay.) i bought a bicycle today and 20% of my reasoning was "itd be funny to surprise my roommate by coming home with a whole bike." . life is for living. and baby i live for the bit.

i think im just not worth getting close to

wait actually i think i've got a fun one. for anyone who saved their spotify wrapped playlist from last year: put it and your current one into this website to find out how many songs they have in common

name a couple in the tags if you want! did any of them place notably higher/lower, or did any stay in the same spot?

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

basically what happened. Australia has bees without stingers, but European settlers really wanted to feel at home, so they brought their bees over

Been thinking/talking about the colonisation of Australia a lot recently. They brought so many invasive species over.

Australian vocabulary is interesting, because everything sounds goofy in a way that makes you feel like they don't take anything at all particularly seriously. Someone logs on tumblr in australia and makes a post like "damn my cousin got bing-a-bong babadook'd" and then there's seven posts arguing with OP about whether that's a normal expression or not, and while OP learns that nobody else anywhere else says that, everyone else learns that that's the australian term for when you're driving a lawn mower drunk as hell and accidentally run over a child.

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why don't you listen to Dreams by Aurora and maybe you'll feel better