My Evil Yuri. My Evil Yuri That Fucking Sucks

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HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY SHE FUCKING MANHANDLES HIM????? IF ANYONE ELSE DOES THIS THEY WOUKD BE DEAD BUT ROSIE IS JUST DIFFERENT

SHES THROWING HIM AROUND LIKE A FUCKING BAGUETTE IM CRYING

Humanity will never cease to provide me with an endless supply of wonder and disgust at the things humans are capable of

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

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reblog if ashes ashes dust to dust the devil's after both of us lay my curses out to rest make a mercy out of me ashes ashes dust to dust tell me i am good enough lay my curses out to rest make a mercy out of-

im still reading about redditors's worst concert experiences and im losing it at this guy who has accidentally seen buckcherry 5 times because they either opened for the act he wanted to see or replaced an act. and now every time he goes to a concert he's scared theyll be there again

You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

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mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark