Im Still Reading About Redditors's Worst Concert Experiences And Im Losing It At This Guy Who Has Accidentally

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

Well, maybe they’re like platypuses and forgot that they were mammals.

I mean, I don't want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals

I think if someone asked me for a five year plan, it would go down as well as mao’s Great Leap Forward

Other people's emotions are deep and complex and beautiful but mine are proof that there is rot at the core of my being

tell me your top 3 artists of this year's spotify wrapped in the tags i'm so curious

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHSHAHSH. *drowns in their tears*

Unironically just got rickroll as my gender

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

One must never underestimate an opponent who does not fear death. An enemy who values your death more than their own life is unpredictable - you cannot assume that there is anything they wouldn't dare to do. Risk a blow to distract you, run right into your sword in order to get their own into you, tackle you off a cliff to throw you both into your deaths. An enemy that does not seek to survive is ruthless, they will think in ways so alien to you, that you cannot anticipate what they might do. The best defense you can have is to never make enemies like this.

The same fear and respect should also apply to clowns. They do not fear shame or mockery, they have no honour to lose by becoming laughingstock. A clown will not hesitate to look ridiculous, if tackling you makes you both look stupid. A clown does not fear losing their dignity for as long as they can take yours down with them.

Do not make enemies with clowns.