Please Listen To This Poor Man Losing His Shit As He Reads An Article Blaming Millenials For Killing

I have like 7 different laughs and they’re all ugly

Wildcat and Kryoz “Gucci Gang”

Kryoz, jumps from one moving vehicle to another: Parkour.

Moo: wILL YOU STOP DOING THAT

IM CRYING THIS IS ME

Me: *about to click a fanfic* Fanfic: abandoned work Inner me: hoe dont do it Me: *clicks it* Inner me: oh my god

One time in drama class we were playing this game where you have to keep asking each other questions but it has to be on the same topic, and I was up with this mean girl who everyone really doesn’t like bc she’s a bitch and she’s really dumb, and she was like ‘have you ever failed a test?’ And my sassy side came out and I was like 'have you ever passed one?’ (I said it in a sassy voice too) my teacher laughed so hard

Uber Driver: I’m close, where are you?

Kryoz: Oh I see you

Uber Driver: Are you the guy in the middle of the road?

Kryoz: Yeah floor it

Kryoz: i can’t believe this

Smitty: believe what?

Kryoz: that you’d do this to me

Smitty: what did i do-

Kryoz: YOURE MAKING YOURSELF LOOK CUTE AGAIN STOP IT IM TOO GAY FOR THIS

Clapping Banned

I think this was last year, but anyways, clapping became a thing at my school. It was crazy. At first it started out small like a few kids clapping when a teacher walked into the room, but a week later it was the whole class clapping when anyone walked into a room. It was loud, there was cheering and screaming as if someone famous had walked in, and let me just say.. This happened to every. person. I mean if you were the second one through the door to a class, that one person sitting there would be clapping. You could hear the clapping from other classes on the other hall. So one day, we’re all sitting at lunch when the principal stands up on the stage(there was a stage type thing in the cafeteria, idk why), and announces that clapping is banned. Anyone who claps will be given a warning, but if they do it again, a referral. And suddenly, the whole cafeteria is quiet. 

And then we start clapping.