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not even a millisecond later 

I have been waiting all year to post this.

this gives me so many tiktok vibes tbh i love it

GIMME GIMME GIMME- (EDIT)-GBG

i wanna apologize the second boom is very loud i messed up, too lazy to fix :)

“No one is better at fucking us over than we are”

-The Misfits

Kryoz and toby: *staring each other in the eyes*

Fitz: *cracks open a pop can*

Kryoz: we’re having a moment

Fitz: i’m having coke

i’m sorry for not posting im never home >_>

Some clips of Kryoz’s laugh cause it’s amazing

Get you a group of friends like this

Prompt for how Sebastian comes out as gay to his family + Sam and Abigail, plus how each respective group reacts

Sebastian didn’t know how to bring it up. He knew Maru would be okay with it, but his parents…

He brought it up before they went to bed one day. They had just finished a game of cards together.

“So, uh, I think I have something to tell you guys.”

“Oh?” Robin asked. Demetrius and Maru both looked up.

“I’m gay,” Sebastian squeaked out.

“Oh, honey,” Robin said. She leaned over and gave Sebastian a big hug. “You know I love you. We all love you.” The other two nodded, smiles on their faces. “We’ll support you no matter who you love.”

Sebastian smiled. He knew Demetrius was quiet, but the looks on all their faces told him they really did care.

-

“So, uh…” Sebastian started.

“Wassup?” Abby asked. Sam also looked up from his spot on the floor. They were hanging out in Abby’s room, all in various positions of sitting.

“I’m into dudes.”

There was silence for a second, and then Abby frowned.

“DAMMIT.” She said, her face betraying her disappointment. “Now I owe Elliott twenty bucks.”

“What?!” Sebastian shouted back. He couldn’t believe his ears. What was she going on about?

Abby rested her chin on her hand. “I had a bet with him on who would come out first. You or Sam. I bet Sam.”

“Woah woah woah,” Sam said defensively. “I’m not gay.”

“… You’ve literally had Shane’s dick in your butt.”

“I said no homo.”

“SAM.”

Me getting ready to drop an @everyone in the server at 3 am

“Tonight my demons are chasing me and they’re doing the Naurto run”

-Zuckles

Zuckles: I keep getting caught pickpocketing Swagger cause I keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when I grab his wallet.

Wildcat and Kryoz “Gucci Gang”

MY LLAMA

A raccoon, a tree and a disney princess

I was bored and made a list of random gbg things. Add stuff✌✌

Toby’s voices

John’s usage of “heck”

Mason’s teddy

“It’s Fitz’s fault”

Ainsley

“¼ of my face”

Misfitz

“My name is blocksavage1776, I’m a roblox streamer, where’s the bathroom”

*hair flip* Sup bitches

John’s editing

The Poland Story

THE NUTS

A m b i g u o u s

It makes him feel tall

The milkbag plushie

Nail polish and rings

**unzips dick**

McCreamy’s laugh

EPIC

Eric Vivian Matthews

That’s fucked cunt

Damb

xd

Hi my name is smiitz welcome to the vid

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

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Kryoz: i can’t believe this

Smitty: believe what?

Kryoz: that you’d do this to me

Smitty: what did i do-

Kryoz: YOURE MAKING YOURSELF LOOK CUTE AGAIN STOP IT IM TOO GAY FOR THIS

my last three brain cells

Kryoz, jumps from one moving vehicle to another: Parkour.

Moo: wILL YOU STOP DOING THAT

Moo: Oh god oh god okay so the smoke machine for the next performance isn’t working

Kryoz: I can just crouch next to the stage and vape

Moo: Would I be a bad manager if I said okay?

Kryoz: You’d be a lame one if you didn’t

*Bad guys pull up to Wildcat*

Bad guy: If you care about your friend, you’ll get in the car.

Wildcat: Which friend

Bad guy: Delirious

Wildcat: *Keeps walking*

Panda: I need your help.

Wildcat: Who are we killing? Now, I don’t do kids. That’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick.

Jotr: *trying to sip a particularly thick smoothie*

Kryoz: if only you sucked my dick as hard as you suck that smoothie

Jotr: *starts coughing* whAT The fUCK

Kryoz: i can’t believe this

Smitty: believe what?

Kryoz: that you’d do this to me

Smitty: what did i do-

Kryoz: YOURE MAKING YOURSELF LOOK CUTE AGAIN STOP IT IM TOO GAY FOR THIS

me: *taking a test*

my brain: Capri Sun

me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-

my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

do it.

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