Im 100% Sure That He Would Say Some Shit Like That Because Thats EXACTLY What I Said Before Getting Ready

im a multishipper until you try to touch my babies ok.

james and lily? absolutely. lily and mary? adorable. james and regulus? grumpyxsunshine GOLD. regulus and barty? our favorite psychos. barty and evan? you know it's growing on me

but other ships instead of wolfstar????? like??? they're the only ones for each other argue w the goddamn wall

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*Sirius and Remus coddling in bed together*

Remus: pads, i need to use the bathroom

Sirius: hmm no

Remus: ???

Sirius: see, heres the thing, the potter's house have the same rule with me that people have with kitty cats

Sirius: once i lay down on you or chose to hug you, you cant get up until i get up

Remus: I'll pee right here on your bed

Sirius, letting go immediately: bathroom's the last door down the hall

Im literally thinking abt eating pasta rn and this appears on my timeline, god i love it when tumblr just reads my mind randomly

(Im very grateful about pasta too)

I'm honestly so grateful that humans invented pasta

Thats fair, you two are literally made for each other in every way possible, no way someone could try to replace any of you

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Tonight i had a dream that some bitch burned my boyfriend with a cigarette but i couldnt beat her ass because she was way to strong and her whole family wanted to beat MY ass, so i went to BARTY and JAMES for help, the very first thing Barty asked me when i said i needed help was "who are we killing?" and honestly it was the best dream ive ever had

Same, i finished it around tuesday and i haven't recovered

I finally finished crimson rivers and now I don't know what to do with myself

NO BC AFTER I READ "no one ever thinks to look up until there's a sound" MY LIFE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME

Evan. Evan no. EVAN. SARCASTIC TREE BOY. NO.

Peter "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people EVEN if they are nice to me just because" Pettigrew

James "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is having a bad day" Potter

Sirius "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is a secret serial killer and will murder you just because" Black

Regulus "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people that arent nice to me just because" Black

James: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.