im a multishipper until you try to touch my babies ok.
james and lily? absolutely. lily and mary? adorable. james and regulus? grumpyxsunshine GOLD. regulus and barty? our favorite psychos. barty and evan? you know it's growing on me
but other ships instead of wolfstar????? like??? they're the only ones for each other argue w the goddamn wall
Same, i finished it around tuesday and i haven't recovered
I finally finished crimson rivers and now I don't know what to do with myself
There is a LIFE in my HEAD and I cannot LIVE IT. rage and haged.
there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.
NO BC AFTER I READ "no one ever thinks to look up until there's a sound" MY LIFE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME
Evan. Evan no. EVAN. SARCASTIC TREE BOY. NO.
*all of them trying to get to the movie theater while being high as a kite*
James: okay guys, enough fucking around, we are late as shit
Remus: yea, lets walk faster!
*sirius passes by, sprinting like his life depends on it*
Remus: NOT LIKE THAT, YOU IDIOT!
I KNOE BABE IM SORRY, I JUST LIKE SHARING ANGST SO I DONT SUFFER ALONE
Evan got to spend the rest of his live with Barty, but Barty never got to have the same thing, he died alone.
Thanks for tagging me!! <3
1. A cat so I could play with my baby in cat form, imagine being able to play with ur cat as a cat yourself? Pretty cool
2. Usually I go for the same pair of jeans, my bowie shirt and a cap 🧢 (I dress like a middle age divorced dad)
3. Maybe a vampire but idk, when I was a kid I wanted to be a mermaid but im terrified of the water, so it wouldn't really work
4. I dont have one I think, I actually have been struggling with finding my style again while being a broke trans guy with no way to buy new things ksjdkjsjwjs
5. I dont really drink milk ig
6. Cereal, but I dont really eat Cereal either lol
7. Ik this is overused and everyone says that but syringe with air in between their toes, the air will go up to their heart through their vains and it'll give them a heart attack if done correctly
Tags: @hauntedlacrimosa @forensic-b1tch-aiden @my-castles-crumbling @daddysclownboy
yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode
get to know your mutuals♡
if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)
what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?
are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?
what is your style?
regular milk or plant based milk?
which one do you put first milk or cereal?
fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)
and I'll go first cuz I can
girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷♀️🤷♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?
I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart
anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)
something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other
I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty
regular but only 1,5% fat
CEREAL
sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed
tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006
and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer
*Mcgonagall forcing Sirius to apologize to snape for a random prank*
Sirius: i used a spell to make your hair pink for a prank, and for that i am very...
Snape:
Sirius:
Mcgonagall: oh, you kind of trailed off there, Mr. Black. Were you going to finish your sentence?
Mcgonagall: it felt like you were going to say you were sorry.
Sirius: i did! Peter heard it!
Peter: uh, i would remember if someone said my catch phrase
Soo... somehow got myself sucked into The Marauders fandom and I have no idea how -- but have a young Sirius Black, because I'm just gonna embrace this~ ✨
Best way to describe it tbh, thanks Lilly
Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?
he/him || 18yo || transexual king || Sirius kinnie (yes i am a short, bisexual angry man) ⭐ i am the David Bowie's lost son
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