Applying Random Stuff Me Or People Around Me Said As Marauders Quotes

Sorry Barty HAHAHAHSHAHSGHAHS he is literally you, im sure he would cuss SO MUCH if descendants wasnt a kids movie

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Im tired of pretending that im over crimson rivers, its been a couple months since i finished and i still think about it daily

I was bored at work yesterday and i literally just thought about how cool it would be if jily was called sunflower, its like tumblr reads my mind

Petition to now only refer to Jily as SunFlower because that’s way more catchy

@13personalities @short-insomniacs07 @bluebooks1 @uh-oh-no @my-castles-crumbling

@blurstardust @pianoandcookiedoughlover @ll-until-the-very-end-ll @https-enem @themortalityofundyingstars

@anything-for-my-moony-1971 @vintagetee13

(You don’t have to like Jily to support my petition)

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

*at the ministry of magic*

Sirius: this place is AMAZING! Its like a dream factory!

Remus: we're investigating the murder of a muggle family and the involvement of death eaters infiltrating in these offices

Sirius: right, of course. I know

Sirius: this is how people get tempted by the devil. I see what youre up to, platter of tiny quiches

Remus, not looking at Sirius: we need to get someone on the record about the suspects, i think if we start with--

Remus, now looking at Sirius: how many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth?

Sirius, trying not to choke:... five. I'll swallow them

Im 100% sure that he would say some shit like that because thats EXACTLY what i said before getting ready to go out yesterday hahahah, Sirius is just me but rich

"People should really appreciate my sense of fashion more, do you fuckers know how absolutely HARD it is to manage being incredibly cool and sexy all the time while being unbelievably depressed?"

-sirius black, probably at some point in his life

Thank you @justsomeinsanehuman and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!

*at the ministry of magic*

Sirius: this place is AMAZING! Its like a dream factory!

Remus: we're investigating the murder of a muggle family and the involvement of death eaters infiltrating in these offices

Sirius: right, of course. I know

Sirius: this is how people get tempted by the devil. I see what youre up to, platter of tiny quiches

Remus, not looking at Sirius: we need to get someone on the record about the suspects, i think if we start with--

Remus, now looking at Sirius: how many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth?

Sirius, trying not to choke:... five. I'll swallow them

Too much inspiration/ideas to write, not enough time to write anything

Being in the marauders fandom is so crazy to me bc i wanna talk about it but i cant do that whenever i want.

Like one of those "say a quote from your fav character and ill guess who It is" except i cant actually do that bc i would have to comment something like "you're hesitating, love"

I thought i was gonna be single forever bc no one would be able to match my freak

Now my boyfriend kisses my hand every single day because i explained what that means in crimson rivers.

NEVER LOSE HOPE