My fear of being known vs. my need to be seen and understood
*epic battle music plays*
*all of them trying to get to the movie theater while being high as a kite*
James: okay guys, enough fucking around, we are late as shit
Remus: yea, lets walk faster!
*sirius passes by, sprinting like his life depends on it*
Remus: NOT LIKE THAT, YOU IDIOT!
Is it even humanly possible to get 1.billion notes?
Errrrm
Could I have some help to find out maybe?~
Pls
@stormingchaos12 @mrchaosman @moonmoth-art @clowny-rolls @fandomhasrottedme @lobotomize-d @100percentevil @sillyjesters
@anyoneelsewhogonnahelpmethx
Like, spam the comment area, reblog, etc, do whatever but let's try to make it to one billion š± for no reason
*sirius, working as a cashier*
Sirius: GOD i hate working
Sirius: do you guys know how hard it is to be kind even when im dealing with an asshole?
Sirius: plus, I ALWAYS SOUND SO MATURE
Sirius: "Good morning sir! Your total will be 14,50$"
Sirius: I AM NOT A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, IM A IRRESPONSIBLE WEIRD TEENAGER THAT SMOKES AND LIKES TO CLIMB TREES FOR FUN!!!
James: dont worry, pads
James: it'll only get worse
Sirius: *silent screaming and planning murder*
Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?
*after james's bday party at the common room*
Remus: now that im sober the memories of everything i said and did yesterday are coming and im actually very embarassed
Remus: sorry guys
Sirius: relax moony, it be like that sometimes, now you just have to say "I'll never drink again", get even more waisted at the next party and repeat it every weekend
Reblog if you are also not a straight people.
HEAVY on brazilian james btw
I kinda wanna do this now
reminder that these are my hcs and Iām not saying that you have to agree
french black brothers, french-greek rosier twins, ugandan-english mary, brazilian-english james, irish lily and peter, welsh-jewish remus, australian marlene, south sudanese dorcas, italian-russian barty, czech sybill, columbian-english benji, filipino-australian emmeline, norweigian xenophilius, greek-english alice, scottish frank, ukrainian severus, irish dolores, kiwi-english gilderoy
NO BC AFTER I READ "no one ever thinks to look up until there's a sound" MY LIFE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME
Evan. Evan no. EVAN. SARCASTIC TREE BOY. NO.
James "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is having a bad day" Potter
Sirius "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is a secret serial killer and will murder you just because" Black
Regulus "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people that arent nice to me just because" Black
I was bored at work yesterday and i literally just thought about how cool it would be if jily was called sunflower, its like tumblr reads my mind
Petition to now only refer to Jily as SunFlower because thatās way more catchy
@13personalities @short-insomniacs07 @bluebooks1 @uh-oh-no @my-castles-crumbling
@blurstardust @pianoandcookiedoughlover @ll-until-the-very-end-ll @https-enem @themortalityofundyingstars
@anything-for-my-moony-1971 @vintagetee13
(You donāt have to like Jily to support my petition)
he/him || 18yo || transexual king || Sirius kinnie (yes i am a short, bisexual angry man) ā i am the David Bowie's lost son
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