Does Anyone Else Think Polites From Epic Is UNDENIABLY James Potter Coded? No? Just Me? OK

...I say as they drag me to the asylum

Evan got to spend the rest of his live with Barty, but Barty never got to have the same thing, he died alone.

HEAVY on brazilian james btw

I kinda wanna do this now

reminder that these are my hcs and I’m not saying that you have to agree

french black brothers, french-greek rosier twins, ugandan-english mary, brazilian-english james, irish lily and peter, welsh-jewish remus, australian marlene, south sudanese dorcas, italian-russian barty, czech sybill, columbian-english benji, filipino-australian emmeline, norweigian xenophilius, greek-english alice, scottish frank, ukrainian severus, irish dolores, kiwi-english gilderoy

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*Sirius and Remus coddling in bed together*

Remus: pads, i need to use the bathroom

Sirius: hmm no

Remus: ???

Sirius: see, heres the thing, the potter's house have the same rule with me that people have with kitty cats

Sirius: once i lay down on you or chose to hug you, you cant get up until i get up

Remus: I'll pee right here on your bed

Sirius, letting go immediately: bathroom's the last door down the hall

Evan got to spend the rest of his live with Barty, but Barty never got to have the same thing, he died alone.

DUDE HAHSHAHSHSHHSHSHAHS UR SO REAL FOR THAT ISTG

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Thank you @justsomeinsanehuman and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!

*at the ministry of magic*

Sirius: this place is AMAZING! Its like a dream factory!

Remus: we're investigating the murder of a muggle family and the involvement of death eaters infiltrating in these offices

Sirius: right, of course. I know

Sirius: this is how people get tempted by the devil. I see what youre up to, platter of tiny quiches

Remus, not looking at Sirius: we need to get someone on the record about the suspects, i think if we start with--

Remus, now looking at Sirius: how many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth?

Sirius, trying not to choke:... five. I'll swallow them

James: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

Im literally thinking abt eating pasta rn and this appears on my timeline, god i love it when tumblr just reads my mind randomly

(Im very grateful about pasta too)

I'm honestly so grateful that humans invented pasta

There is a LIFE in my HEAD and I cannot LIVE IT. rage and haged.

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

Im 100% sure that he would say some shit like that because thats EXACTLY what i said before getting ready to go out yesterday hahahah, Sirius is just me but rich

"People should really appreciate my sense of fashion more, do you fuckers know how absolutely HARD it is to manage being incredibly cool and sexy all the time while being unbelievably depressed?"

-sirius black, probably at some point in his life