Thanks for tagging me!! <3
1. A cat so I could play with my baby in cat form, imagine being able to play with ur cat as a cat yourself? Pretty cool
2. Usually I go for the same pair of jeans, my bowie shirt and a cap 🧢 (I dress like a middle age divorced dad)
3. Maybe a vampire but idk, when I was a kid I wanted to be a mermaid but im terrified of the water, so it wouldn't really work
4. I dont have one I think, I actually have been struggling with finding my style again while being a broke trans guy with no way to buy new things ksjdkjsjwjs
5. I dont really drink milk ig
6. Cereal, but I dont really eat Cereal either lol
7. Ik this is overused and everyone says that but syringe with air in between their toes, the air will go up to their heart through their vains and it'll give them a heart attack if done correctly
Tags: @hauntedlacrimosa @forensic-b1tch-aiden @my-castles-crumbling @daddysclownboy
yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode
get to know your mutuals♡
if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)
what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?
are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?
what is your style?
regular milk or plant based milk?
which one do you put first milk or cereal?
fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)
and I'll go first cuz I can
girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷♀️🤷♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?
I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart
anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)
something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other
I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty
regular but only 1,5% fat
CEREAL
sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed
tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006
and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer
Sometimes tumblr feels like my frigde to me, i know there's nothing new and i already checked like 3 times but i open and reopen all the time
Are you talking abt barty or abt me? Cuz DAMN
Guys but like hear me out, what if Barty was traumatised in the intimate department, so he feels the need to oversexualise himself with his partners while actually not enjoying being so sexual, but instead treated so badly and almost like a sex doll by his partners who take advantage of that oversexualisation. But then him and Evan start dating and Evan sees right through this bullshit and when Barty starts dropping innuendoes etc, he just takes him in his arms and hugs him, saying that they don't have to do it if Barty doesn't want to, that this is not why he dates him and that intimacy is something to be enjoyed, and Barty just starts crying right there and then, and after actually enjoys intimacy for the first time in his life
Dean and Sam from supernatural are like the black Brothers except Regulus is the one who got away and left Sirius behind this time and idk how i don't see more people talking about it.
They are literally Regulus and Sirius with some things slightly changed, like Dean (Sirius) having the need for approval and blind obedience instead, or Sam (Regulus) being the one who wants to get out, who questions the orders and eventually finds his way out.
But a thing that doesn't change is how the older brother sacrifices his childhood so the little brother can have one, and the way they would die for each other but still fight like little kids, the way is so clear that the only family they can really trust is each other, that never changes, "always his little brother" in every universe.
Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?
Same, i finished it around tuesday and i haven't recovered
I finally finished crimson rivers and now I don't know what to do with myself
Is it even humanly possible to get 1.billion notes?
Errrrm
Could I have some help to find out maybe?~
Pls
@stormingchaos12 @mrchaosman @moonmoth-art @clowny-rolls @fandomhasrottedme @lobotomize-d @100percentevil @sillyjesters
@anyoneelsewhogonnahelpmethx
Like, spam the comment area, reblog, etc, do whatever but let's try to make it to one billion 🎱 for no reason
Was it casual when "was i scary?" "No, you were beautiful"
I'm never reading an mcd fic again.
I totally understand you dude, i took a loooong time to choose mine, i just happened to be listening to a Bowie's song at the moment and it just came to me (HE SHOULD BE ALIVE, THE WORLD NEEDS BOWIE)
And ofc i like u, you seem to be a very chill person and i really like that, you seem very moce too!
I like ur username (thats it, i dont really have much to ask but you seem to be a really cool person)
Hiiii ^_^
I'm glad you like my username, it is a product of my frustration when I literally couldn't come up with anything, because I have no sense of identity.
I like your username too, and I agree, David Bowie SHOULD be alive.
I'm glad you like me hehe :3
Hell yea, you are
Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?
he/him || 18yo || transexual king || Sirius kinnie (yes i am a short, bisexual angry man) ⭐ i am the David Bowie's lost son
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