I'm Never Reading An Mcd Fic Again.

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

Being with someone who likes me is so weird because like… you like me? Why? You're sure you didn't fall on your head and get a concussion? Sit down, let me check your temperature. You must be getting sick.

Evan got to spend the rest of his live with Barty, but Barty never got to have the same thing, he died alone.

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*sirius, working as a cashier*

Sirius: GOD i hate working

Sirius: do you guys know how hard it is to be kind even when im dealing with an asshole?

Sirius: plus, I ALWAYS SOUND SO MATURE

Sirius: "Good morning sir! Your total will be 14,50$"

Sirius: I AM NOT A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, IM A IRRESPONSIBLE WEIRD TEENAGER THAT SMOKES AND LIKES TO CLIMB TREES FOR FUN!!!

James: dont worry, pads

James: it'll only get worse

Sirius: *silent screaming and planning murder*

Bet

support trans people.

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*Sirius and Remus coddling in bed together*

Remus: pads, i need to use the bathroom

Sirius: hmm no

Remus: ???

Sirius: see, heres the thing, the potter's house have the same rule with me that people have with kitty cats

Sirius: once i lay down on you or chose to hug you, you cant get up until i get up

Remus: I'll pee right here on your bed

Sirius, letting go immediately: bathroom's the last door down the hall

*Mcgonagall forcing Sirius to apologize to snape for a random prank*

Sirius: i used a spell to make your hair pink for a prank, and for that i am very...

Snape:

Sirius:

Mcgonagall: oh, you kind of trailed off there, Mr. Black. Were you going to finish your sentence?

Mcgonagall: it felt like you were going to say you were sorry.

Sirius: i did! Peter heard it!

Peter: uh, i would remember if someone said my catch phrase

YES!! YES YES YWS THEY ARE SO BARTY AND DORCAS IM GONNA DIE

@xxcassiexx we’re so famous the Pinterest people are making posts about us

Is it even humanly possible to get 1.billion notes?

Errrrm

Could I have some help to find out maybe?~

Pls

@stormingchaos12 @mrchaosman @moonmoth-art @clowny-rolls @fandomhasrottedme @lobotomize-d @100percentevil @sillyjesters

@anyoneelsewhogonnahelpmethx

Like, spam the comment area, reblog, etc, do whatever but let's try to make it to one billion 🎱 for no reason

Applying random stuff that me or people around me said as marauders quotes

James: im worried about you

Sirius: relax Prongs, im invincible

Sirius: there's not a thing in this world that i cant overcome with my sense of humor and an absurd amount of drama

James:

James: ok, fair