The Year Is 2184, Average Earth Temperature Has Doubled, Only A Few Million People Remain On Earth. A
The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?
X: Bad Humor (Can I legally call it humor?) I didn’t double check for spelling.
“Sasha! Get back here!” Blizzard yelled.
Sasha, the one in question, was lagging behind and looking at every store she passed. “Wait, I’m trying that Boba thingy from the history books!” The younger of the two replied.
Blizzard just sighed and retorted, “We have Boba Tea at Home!”
This caused Sasha to whisper to herself in an upset manner, “Not everywhere.” She then continued but raised her voice for Blizzard to hear. “The Boba back home sucks! It tastes like paper.”
Scoffing, Blizard responded like the answer was obvious. “That’s because the cups and straws are paper. You only have a few minutes, at best, to drink before it leaks. That’s why cold drinks barely ever get ordered anymore. It’s not worth the-”. Cutting her off, Sasha finished the sentence whilst rolling her eyes. “It’s not worth the brain freeze, I know.”
“Whatever”, Blizzard drops the subject, feeling dejected. “We aren’t here to argue about such trivial matters.” Sasha actually agreed with Blizzard for a change, stating, “You’re right! We’re to mess up the freakin’ timeline, not debate.” Blizzard chuckled at Sasha’s brashness and started walking again.
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After an hour of walking around the mall, both women finally figure out that a building isn’t automatically the White House just because it’s white. The only reason they figured it out was because the old man that looked like former President Joe Biden wasn’t surrounded by any security. And the fact that he had a prosthetic leg may have helped too.
“I mean, it isn’t that big of a deal.” Sasha tries to light up the mood but ultimately failed. Blizzard glares as she retorts, “How could it not be a big deal?”.
Sasha is quick to respond, “Well, even if that was Joe Biden, how would it help?”
“Wha-”
“The 46th President of the United States dies by the end of his term. And this is that year, right?” Sasha asked.
“No. It is currently 2022 and the end of his term is in 2024. This is exactly why I told you to do your research!” Blizzard informs the other.
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“Okay! Plan B.” Sasha breaths out as she tries, keyword being tries, to work the old computer. The two of them were able to buy a Apple iMac, which was 27-inches, for only $1,799.99 dollars!
“Are you sure this is gonna work?” Blizzard asks, looking nervous. Sasha, on the other hand, was fairly confident that a YouTube video would be the best way to get publicity.
“What’s up guys! Sasha here, ready to dish out the future’s forecast!” Don’t judge the girl she’s only seen a few videos on the so-called “YouTube” and every person talked like this.
Blizzard put her hand on her forehead while shake her head. If they screwed up, death would be waiting for them back home. Not because of exile or anything like this that, oh no! It’s because the planet is currently dying and the food ran out a week ago!
Sasha shared who they were, the current situation in the year 2184 and multiple theories of how to help defuse the situation. Most of the theories came from the scientists they had left but she also included her personal favorite, kill every person who litters or uses plastic!!! Hehehehehehehehehe *ahem* Sasha isn’t thirsty for blood. It’s okay! Anywho, she also shared why Blizzard is named Blizzard. Her parents were praying for a Blizzard since they lived in Florida. Double the heat of regular Florida, Florida. What Blizzard’s parents didn’t know is that God wasn’t listening because he got tired of it. God be a savage like that. Plus, it’s humankind’s fault anyway and God isn’t human, he just created all of humanity. Which kinda means he created all of the problems? NO! Stop! Ummmmmmmm look, it’s a pigeon.
There’s no pigeon.
They went extinct 56 years ago.
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What is an Au?
Au stands for alternate universe.
For one of my works to qualify as an Au it must:
Be an Au
The writing really only needs to have something to do with a alternate universe.
A.
Alternate.
U.
Universe.
What is a alternate universe?
If something cannot be true on our universe,
BOOM
alternate universe; where anything is possible.
Goodbye & Good luck.
I should, in fact we all should, remember this.
How do you fall in love with yourself?
The same way you fall in love with someone else. Acknowledge the bad, embrace the good, and grow.
Incorrect Quotes Masterlist
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Good Bye and Good Luck!
Thought of a Bucky Barnes story I could make just last night. I think it’s a great idea but I don’t know if adding A/B/O would make it better or worse?
I’ll write bts reactions, stories, plots.
No smut (not comfortable)
Ask and I’ll try my best.
Screamed inside my head. :] dang Hope!
👨🦳😎📸
My AOT Reaction
Episode 2 + Titans
Unlike everything else I post people actually liked my AOT reaction. I want to take a moment and say thank you to everyone that has liked a post of mine. It might not be much but it brings a smile to my face. That being said, I don’t remember telling you my thoughts about Titans.
I am currently at 2:28 in “That Day; The Fall Of Shigan(let me get my glasses)shina, Part 2”.
We left off on the only mother figure that we’ve seen in the show so far being eaten alive. Good times, right?
Okay! Right off the bat we have an ugly preacher dude speaking words of the Bible. Oh. My. GOSH! That reminds me of the Titanic! Continue.
Warning: I am about to say a medical term most people don’t like to read.
Why do the Titans have nothing down there. I mean, as far as I can tell there are guys but they have no Jingle Jangle. I am sorry for not saying the correct term but I don’t want to write that down.
Woman enters scene only to be picked up by her head. I know Titans are supposed to be monsters but at least show table manners when eating your prey!
04:42
At least Mr. Harron is aware that he is a coward.
06:01
So basically what Erin (I think he’s the narrator right now) is telling us that Shiganshina is bait. That the way the walls were built made it easier for Titans to kill them. That way when the others are under attack they’ll be better prepared/aware??
06:34
Armin knows something’s wrong. Erin looks broken, I mean it’s not hard to miss. Also, can’t those boats be devoured easily by the Titans?
08:02
Seriously? Fighting with each other when a Titan is coming!?! And 2nd, yeah, at least let the kids board. They should have realized they wouldn’t have enough room and send the kids first. *sigh*
09:12
How come only some of the Titans look like a muscle chart at a doctor’s office?
Some have skin and others don’t??? :/ Also, he’s jacked. And those humans are dead.
09:50
Oh! The giant muscle man isn’t a Titan! He’s a monster? That what home boy just said. I honestly haven’t noticed the size difference between muscle man and the Titans until now. That gate is slow.
10:18
I’m sorry but the muscle man’s butt was in the shot- I- it. :[
12:20
“This is the end”
I wheezed.
14:45
“I’ll kill every last one of them!”
Idiot.
Any of you ever have your family walk in on you watching anime? Because it’s so awkward! I always pause it in case of cussing. And then their like, “it doesn’t bother me you can keep watching it.”
My grandpa walked in halfway through the show. He told me I could keep watching it and I told him it was apocalyptic. I just kept hoping it wouldn’t cuss. AOT is pg-14 or ma and I’m definitely old enough for that. But my family is really stern when it comes to cussing. Thus, I am that one friend that does not cuss.
Titans
Ew.
That was my first thought when seeing the Titans.
They’re naked.
Stating the obvious was my second reaction to them.
Why do they have so many teeth?
Seriously, why? Instead of having a reasonable amount of big teeth for an enlarged human. The Titans have a lot of small teeth instead. Ugh!
That was my reaction to Titans and Episode 2. I haven’t watched it fully so I will make a part 2 if anything surprises me. But for now I have to practice the piano. :/ Goodbye my lovely children. Geez I’m creepy! Okay, bye!!!!
Incorrect Quote #3
Half is generated by @scatterpatter
X: One censored word.
*Recovery Girl's helping Deku out after he gets injured, while the others are watching*
Denki: How’s Deku look?
Tokoyami: A little better than you, actually.
Denki: What do you mean, I didn’t get hurt?
Bakugou: He’s calling you ugly, dumbass!
Denki: Well at least I’m not Mineta!
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A BTS ARMY who likes to write.💜Why am I dead?💀Because my soul left me to become a full time Angel.😇The outgoing talkative classmate that stares too often.👀A messed up masterpiece.✨Holy(ish) child.🙏God bless you.🤓
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