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Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

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Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

You seen that one episode of South Park?

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

I silently freak out, and question why and how I got the crab limb. Then I try and tell my family and ask to be taken to the hospital.

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

Be crabby about it. Make krabby patties. Bitch to Mr. Krabs.

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Make sure i pee sitting down till i got used to using my left arm.

You’re picking up the check right…right?

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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Thank all the deities that, this day, I did not wake up with morning wood!

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?well I would walk the Beaches pinching all Bikini’s off the ladies then go prune there gardens

The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?

Drilling for oil

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Oh my, Prometheus is bigger than I thought.

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OMG I think I left my dildo in the dish washer!

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Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?

Well, we humans are going to develop a language/interface/system that allows the Crabs to take environmental samples and report changes in the earths bodies of water.

The technology will be non-toxic non-invasive and forward compatible with user serviceable parts.

The Crabs will also liaise with Dolphins as they too have the required intelligence needed to undertake such tasks once the training required is achieved.

They just want to live in a toxic free environment, no nefarious ‘Crab Invasion’ plots to be found here and all talk of invasions or what seem like land invasions can be explained away and seen in one of your favourite nature documentaries.*did you see that ?

Leaked documents show that there is another development in the pipeline, a titanium claw overlay prosthetic that adapts to the crabs pincers and so enables them to free marine life caught in discarded fishing nets or stuck in discarded drink cans on beaches etc.

The crabs can be transported by dolphin in an emergency to further depths or distances and in addition there are teams of paired dolphins and crabs that patrol the waters continually monitoring alerting and maintaining safety in regards to human made hazards.

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do? Slowly, deliberately, claws begin moving sand, creating what must be an exit strategy.

When someone blames your for something you obviously did but you still act shocked they assumed you.

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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Learn to play the piano with a giant crab pincers replacing my right arm!? (I still got a shutter-button pincer at least!!)

OMG, what do you really want ?

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Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

Amazed at the sight of my arm, I call out, “Hey genie, I know I was thinking about having some crab for dinner, but it’d be cannibalism to have some now.”

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

hi

Never speak to me or my frog EVER again

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