Would You Rather Live In A Sand Castle With Crab Citizens Or A Castle Made Of Dirt With Worms

have a nice day!!!

You too!

Butter dog! :)

my butter dog rap ended up getting pretty hot on twitter and a bunch of people requested that I finish it, so here's the whole thing.

was being a vampire your choice or did that just kinda happen? how would you rate your vampirism experience on a scale from 1 to 10?

-crab anon

Oh, I'm definitely not a vampire, but if I was, I'd rate it a 10/10 and say choosing to become one was a great decision

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

do you wear wigs

No, I do not

I hope you AND your phone are in good health

My phone is in good health and so am I.

However, I hurt my arm today, unfortunately :(

mitosis?

Ah yes what I say when my sister steps on my toe

Are you a vampire?

Nooooooo

(Maybe)

TRICK OR TREAT

Treat?

You've come a long way.