Butter dog! :)
my butter dog rap ended up getting pretty hot on twitter and a bunch of people requested that I finish it, so here's the whole thing.
would you rather live in a sand castle with crab citizens or a castle made of dirt with worms
Sand castle with crab citizens
Thank you for the tag!!!
It's going to be okay, but it's going to be different
- That one dog in a chair underwater
@piney-45 @lyssified @tealeafstew @techsharkie
Was tagged by @jade-efflorescence — give a color palette, a nice quote, and a song rec; then tag 10 other beautiful Tumblrinas
“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.” —Vincent Van Gogh
tagging: @thatscarletflycatcher @thejonderettegirl @magpie-trove @ealyserose @livinginamovieivewatched @itstimetogo @chrispy-cronchy @bluecastlemistawis
I also have 25 cents. We could put that together and make a whole 50 cents
Solitaire needs movie. Rn. Please. I have 25 cents. Make it work.
I'm definitely not one
But I'm still reblogging
reblog if vampires are valid and your blog is a vampire safe zone
the crab king has weak lil legs and you won!!!
all of the crab citizens are overjoyed, and they give you some special shiny shells and a sand sandwiches in thanks
I appreciate their gifts and will cherish them forever
I hope you AND your phone are in good health
My phone is in good health and so am I.
However, I hurt my arm today, unfortunately :(
You've come a long way.
Are you a vampire?
Nooooooo
(Maybe)
I hope you break your phone
:(
was being a vampire your choice or did that just kinda happen? how would you rate your vampirism experience on a scale from 1 to 10?
-crab anon
Oh, I'm definitely not a vampire, but if I was, I'd rate it a 10/10 and say choosing to become one was a great decision