Me Having A Weird Time: Man This Weird Time Sucks! I Don't Feel Like Myself! I Wish I Was Having A Normal

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.. okay well, if you Do have a labyrinthian torture dungeon built beneath the neighbourhood I am going to have to bring it up at the next HOA meeting

Hey sorry weird question but like do you torture people in a vast subterranean dungeon beneath your castle? Because me and the other neighbours have been hearing some howls of torment at night and when Leslie tried to renovate her bathroom the other day the floor collapsed and she fell into this ancient maze inhabited by various unholy beasts and ghouls. You know, chimaeras and wraiths and such. Yeah she had to slay a great serpent and best a seven-headed jackal in chinese checkers before being allowed to leave. Yeah no im asking you because she emerged from your garden shed this morning

so Leslie slew my great serpent is what you’re telling me

On the train ride home today i got to pet a kitten and the train conductor was visibly confused about my gender. Fuck yes

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

Rain World Art Month, Day 5: Looks to the Moon (Region)

Finally, after 3 days of slow work day 5 is finished ! I have a bit of catching up to do, but I'm at least quite happy with how this one turned out in the end!! When I read this prompt I immediately thought of this specific room in LttM (DM_O02)...

There's lots of stuff I could've done better with this one but I'm still, all in all, proud of it.

Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"

Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*

Revacholian Miku

HI DODOR 👋 👋 it's me Crash🧐🧐🧐 tumblr recommend your blog to me🧐🧐hehe smug smug

Who are you why are yoy in muy house help help help