Someone Make A Gif Of Chowder Doing The Shoot (Blocboy JB) Dance Or The Floss To Baby Shark, And Consider

Guys, is there a reason why my cat has the excessive need to lay down on me at all times? Like, is this a dominance thing? Love thing? plz explain

A Karen is ready to ask for the manager somewhere

Say it louder for the biggots in the back

Here’s 👏 the motherfucking 👏 tea

But boy do we love jokes when we make them about our own SUFFERING

Now if only these ppl would help with the Sill concentration Camp

We’ve got quite a team now. Let’s GO!

(P.S. I have 0 idea of the validity of these. I’ve simply gathered the ones floating around. I’m going to pretend they’re all real.)

ATTENTION TUMBLR AND ANIMAL LOVERS

THIS FURRY MOTHER FUCKER IS A BABY FLUFFY COW!!!

 Thank you for your time

I need a Patton in my life

poor bby

oh wait what’s dis

gasp a bONUS???

can u tell i got lazy at the end

I plug my phone into the charger AND put it on a wireless charger, will it charge twice as fast?!

This is the fucking world we live in

RACISM BEING USED AS A TACTIC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bruce: Damien......Let me guess

Damien: Hunting down my-

Bruce: Hunting down your enemies, Yeah I figured

OR

Bruce: Damien......Let me guess

Damien: I enjoy a game of Basketball, I suppose that isn't considered “Extreme” though, Father.

Bruce: Oh

Bruce: So, have you ever done any extreme sports?

Tim: Yes. Doing my homework while the teacher was collecting it.